[theweirdwideweb]

Hey check your titties for any lumps

[gunsandfireandshit]

And ur balls if applicable

[theweirdwideweb]

And your balls

[ailithnight]

Assess the orbs for irregularities.

[natelm2nd]

I am bemused and unsurprised that people went "What if Ryan Reynolds Gosling and Mark Fischbach's characters kissed?" and now depending on how alogrithms work, someone looking up the drink or Creepy Story (the mirror one) gets Dudes who have been Distressed and now are KISSING.

[natelm2nd]

If I had a nickle for every time a Smosh shoot week fell on Trevor's birthday I'd have at least two nickels.

[belladonnabedlam]

Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…

What is your AO3 user ID?

I’m an OG user 5 digits or less

Six figures baby!

I’m in the millions…

Remaining time: 6 days 4 hours

I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!

[uptownthots]

“it isnt something you have to read critically” well 😭

[uptownthots]

this technically is true but I think this also perfectly encapsulates why I am inherently distrustful of like. “”cozy”” “turn your brain off” fiction lmfao. like okay WHO gets to turn their brain off and who has to suffer through bigoted caricatures of themselves while everyone else is having cozy silly no brain time 😐

[time-left-to-kill]

et tu brute?

[eurobeatbeetle]

bring out the rotating tiger

[fivehoursofscreaming]

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

[eurobeatbeetle]

[fivehoursofscreaming]

oh

[the-big-mood]

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

[reblogmonstah]

The fact that they were walking 1-3mph

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus

[flying-potato2]

[cupcakeshed]

Wait what the fuck

[natelm2nd]

quickly goes from Animated Character voices to Actual Rodent Sounds. With a Demon in the audio software every once in a while.

[jadequarze]

I'm confused, why does your bio say do not repost?

To avoid confusion, repost means reposting to other sites. So, "do not repost" would mean to not post my stuff to other sites. Or take my stuff and posting it on your own account, even though it's not yours.

Reblog is where you basically reblog or in twt term, retweet, the post. Reblog on tumblr is good.

[vanity-complex]

Job hunting in the U.S. is so bleak right now. Every job board looks like:

"MAKE YOUR OWN PATH: Commission based marketing/sales position. Invest your own blood and start making money in 6 months! (stop reporting us as a scam)"

"JOIN ICE. TERRORIZE YOUR NEIGHBORS: $5k signing bonus for first constitutional violation!"

"Be a cop: please?"

"Job that fits most or all of your qualifications: Please submit your application with 700 other people. We will interview three of you. We will hire none of you because the position was filled a month ago and the position below it was phased out. We also sold your information."

[vanity-complex]

Other fun additions

"TRAIN YOUR REPLACEMENT NOW: Help improve AI! Kill the planet."

"We are hiring an engineer but using the wrong job title: Find out at the bottom of the description under 'Skills necessary.'"

"GRIND YOUR BONES TO DUST FOR AMAZON: You will be hired, but will you last three months?"

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[ghostdaartist]

Bro videos are always 🔥 💯.. instant collaborations

[whatacartouchebag]

[marithlizard]

(via bsky)

In case anyone hasn't heard, the cyclospora outbreak affecting tons of people in the US right now is coming from Taylor Farms produce. Best to stay away from bagged lettuce and prepared salads completely right now, but especially the ones mentioned in the screenshot:

Taylor Farms Earthbound Farms Little Salad Bar (Aldi) Marketside (Walmart) Kroger House Brand Target private label greens Costco salads and greens etc Trader Joe's chopped salad kits and fresh produce Fast food: McDonalds, Taco Bell, (Yum! Brands), Chipotle, Subway, Pizza Hut, KFC, Olive Garden, Top Golf, Red Lobster, Burger King, etc.

This is not the first time I've heard about a Taylor Farms foodborne illness outbreak. I stopped eating their salads after reading a description of the conditions in their facilities. Doesn't sound like they've improved anything.

We need a fully funded and staffed FDA, and regulations with teeth - and that's exactly what we don't have under Trump. To make things worse, the CDC is no longer tracking these outbreaks. We're on our own.

[633nm]

Taylor Farms DOES supply Sysco, who then supplies most restaurants. Your local favorite isn't safe either.

https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/wendys-chipotle-say-they-are-not-affected-by-cyclosporiasis-outbreak-2026-07-17/

[natelm2nd]

"YOU'RE GOING TO REBLOG THE AI BUBBLE DIE POST RIGHT?!" ..... R I G H T?! @bowsers-keep apologies for your notifications i guess. Heaven forbid a guy uses the Shift plus R command to reblog a post a bunch.

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram