Jesshicka

All the stuff i find either funny or worth looking at ends up here.

[perhapsarat]

I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year

[marauders4evr]

Judging from the context of the chapter…

We know that it’s September 2nd. I’d put it between 9:00 AM and 11:00 AM. (They have breakfast and then a free period. They have Snape’s class before their break, which was before their lunch.)

[yaneela]

But in the UK first period typically only starts at 9 AM. So free period from around 9-10 AM and Snapes class from 10-11 AM I’d say.

[perhapsarat]

Okay so 10am-11am every September 2nd is now an hour dedicated to remembering the most glorious piece of dialogue ever spoken by a fictional character

[infiniteglitterfall]

ok this just appeared on my blog with ample time for you all to prepare because apparently I stumbled across it months ago, and scheduled it to post on september first. executive function TRIUMPH!!!!!!!

[aidashakur]

[rotmance-deactivated20210324]

i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

[drumandbassdoll-deactivated2023]

[powersnuffgirls]

[juxhex]

[tikkety-tok]

For the love of God, Unmute

[ladymarianor]

Windborne Singers

[dxstantparadise-deactivated2014]

When your teacher asks you why you don’t have a group partner

[chicago-freestylee]

everyone’s waiting for 2021 as if COVID expires december 31st

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok but does the character really need to be a straight white man? is that relevant to the plot or are we just catering to the audience? it’s forced representation like this that detracts from the storylines that really matter

[jacobeanprincedaddy]

I just don’t understand though, how can a character be straight, white, cis, male, able-bodied AND Neurotypical at the same time??? Why do they need so many labels??? Seems fake to me

[heir-of-the-chair]

Like seriously why are we catering to such hyper-specific demographic? Like no one I know is all of those things, why do they need so much representation?

[fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive]

AND culturally christian, 25 - 45, and thin? Like, what gives? Is this a cry for help?

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

[mellowminty]

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

[saahs]

canada a bit to the left

[officialvatican]

[conflagreat]

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

[starshipenterprisee-blog]

[danyinfj]

[te-odora]

i cried my ass of laughing

[plonts]

[prinxessleia-deactivated2016032]

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

[hypnomega]

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

[pebbles5ever]

[prokopetz]

Today’s aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you’re definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever’s in it any minute now.

[hereafteryyh]

This is a personal attack.

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[wolg-fang]

Me introducing myself

[tag-redfield]

Why am I laughing so much

[gfwooyo]

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

[truestoriesaboutme]

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

[truestoriesaboutme]

This is going around again, so I should say, I was wrong when I wrote this.

Actually, I know the girl who set them and she’s full of shit

[bisexualshakespeare]

Congrats on the gender. Get well soon with the executive dysfunction

[valtsv]

you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns

[valtsv]

[necrophilofthefuture]

[afeelgoodblog]

I needed to see this :) time to spread it to others who may need it too!

[catchymemes]

[oni-queen]

This is something out of anime.

[thehellspawnhero-deactivated202]

Anime is real.

[sixpenceee]

Ferrofluid poured onto a magnet levitating in a magnetic field. (Source)

[blessedbobcat]

Forbidden levitating cough drop

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

jedly beam

[reallymadscientist]

A lot of people are asking why I’m painting spiders. It’s because I’m currently running an experiment where I have two males, one infected and one healthy, courting one female simultaneously (to see whether she will choose the healthy male over the sick one). I have to mark them with paint to keep track of which male is which. You can see the little paint dots on their back.

[quirkybiochemist]

I really want to know the outcome

[reallymadscientist]

Well I’ve run about 10 trials so far, and I can tell you that anecdotally, the males are more interested in courting each other than in courting the female. Definitely not what I was expecting…

[cthuloops]

THIS JUST IN: gay spiders confirmed by science

[roachpatrol]

the science checks out: putting makeup on spiders makes them gay