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Jacob | 29 | He/Him | Rolling with the punches

[escuerzoresucitado]

shooo

[mistbjorn]

[writing-is-a-martial-art]

truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.

[thedman0310]

1984

[were--ralph]

Trying my hardest not to laugh at this stupid video in the break room

[columboscreens]

[saulwexler]

shamed:(

[roycohn]

[aheathenconceivably]

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

[adastrabbit]

fucking the everything bagel for everything

[eategg24]

everything? including war?

[adastrabbit]

fucking the war bagel for war

[kuueater]

Visit Original Link

send this to your ex with no context

(x)

[thenatsdorf]

Itchy snoot. 

[softsaryn]

[headspace-hotel]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[the-official-goose-god]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[regnbagshaj]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[the-rodgulhaj]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[betamash]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[cee4bugza]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[flowtatoexd]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[goobleflop]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[korvax404]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[cr0w1zd3d]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[silly-fi5h]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[thatglitchfan]

HE DIRT IS BROKEN:(

[toad-in-a-trenchcoat]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[byrdiboo]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[skyporf]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[everythingisprincesspeachy]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[filez34]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[moonlit-dreamers]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[dragongirlsweetie]

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

[aceynk]

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

[kunosoura]

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

[clopability]

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Plot Like A Eunuch Fuck Like A Emperor

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Really really weirds me out when people talk about anime women as though they are real and attainable models of femininity

[gunsandfireandshit]

[serpexnessie]

Average Tomodachi Life Conversation

[komsomolka]

looked up russians vs japanese piracy twt beef and its worse than i thought😭 it all started with japanese users being mad at discovering there's all those unofficial russian manga reading sites. russians tell them that there's not much licensed manga in russia to consume legally in the first place. japanese say its your problem, you should then go to japan and buy it legally. russians obviously go ??? it's crazy expensive to fly to japan plus we're sanctioned and often can't purchase foreign things with our money. japanese go full russophobia and say ahhh you evil aggressors deserve it for war. russians answer that even before the war this wouldn't be a solution. then brazilians join russians to fight on the side of piracy and started gotcha japanese with their war crimes and xenophobia. then other japanese users joined on the side of piracy and said anti-piracy japanese are hypocrites because its common in japan to listen to pirated western music. i guess this made japanese anti-piracy people even madder and they went all in saying crazy stuff like comparing piracy to rape. the more hilarious example was one japanese user trying to gotcha russians by threatening to pirate and read... dostoevsky🤣 sums up their level of ignorance regarding this whole topic.

[premierhazel]

[normaloperafan]

She's so real

[glorkums]

Why is touching someone’s skin under their clothes so much more sensual than if they were naked?

[the-sxnful-prxncess]

bc stealing a moment feels sweeter than being handed one.