Jeswii

Jessie | She/They | Queer | Star Wars, SWTOR, Doctor Who, DC, BG3, etc. Occassional art and writing.

[jeswii]

Welcome To My Page! (pinned post)

Hi! I've never done one of these but I was trying to organize some things and figured it was a good way to let people know about my stuff. This is mainly a SWTOR blog, but also BG3, DC comics, and whatever else I get obsessed with for a bit. I kind of cycle through going silent for a while and them coming back for a while.

I'm Jeswii on here and AO3, which are really the only platforms I use. Links and summaries of what I've posted are below from newest to oldest.

The True Child: SWTOR AU where F!Jedi Consular is a Child of the Emperor. Not completed, currently 3 parts going into chapter 2 of the game. Will be a Lana romance when I reach post game in this story. I've written all the way into Legacy of the Sith but am working on editing and being brave enough to post it. Link

Sinnam Kevu: F!Trooper x Aric Jorgan story broken into 4 parts and completed as of right now. I ended this at the end of KOTET, I might return to it someday but I'm also satisfied with where it ended. Link

From Boy Wonder to Computer Geek: An abandoned NCIS and Batman crossover where Timothy McGee and Tim Drake are the same person. Work is abandoned as of right now. Link

Learning Emotions and the Twenty First Century: A Brainiac Five focused snips set in the CW Supergirl universe. Just short ideas that I typically wrote in between episodes as it was airing. Its technically on hiatus, I don't know if I'll ever get back to it. Link

The Hunter: SWTOR F!Bounty hunter x Lana Beniko shorts. Just a small 4 chapter fic. Link

To Love Again: DC Legends of Tomorrow one shot that is a bit of a fever dream of what if Carter and Ray fell in love in 1958 instead of Kendra. I have no idea why I made this one, but I did. Link

[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[teaboot]

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[jeswii]

The notes I took on my first 2 play through of 7.9 plus some edits undercut. I had so much fun, spoilers below.

Malgus dipping immediately is funny. Yeah Shae you should have picked a more reliable ally. Maybe someone known to support you through this entire civil war.

Everyone is turning on each other so fast

Ri'kan threw Jadus back?!?!

Yeah the Republic should be arresting me tbh. "We can stop him" girl they're going to stop YOU. This isn't even my saboteur players and I fully understand why I'm being arrested.

BRINGING THE ENTIRE MANDALORIAN FLEET FEELS LIKE A THREAT. STOP THREATENING PEOPLE PLEASE

Me, Theron, Lana. The og squad together!

I'm Daeruun?? I'm flying!

They're so going to be on my ass about crashing another ship even if Lana was the one flying.

Sa'har you're like 17. Stop apologizing for not saving the world and go with your brother. I will be okay i promise.

I love Lana going "consider, we be evil and keep it"

"He's long gone and we shouldn't have to worry about anything left behind" is the most naive thing I've ever heard Lana say. Girl we should be careful in here. I do not need another ghost in my head. I take it more as "we've seen so much force mess, this place will be easy on that front"

Whispering evil swords cannot be a good sign

Heta was such a good villain. Shame she picked up the evil whispering sword

Is Jakiah going to confess his love or not

That echo scream might be the most chilling noise I've ever heard in this game

Malgus and Jadus could be a major problem together if they didn't hate each other.

No shot Malgus just killed Jadus without me. Dude I was looking forward to that. (He gets away, I need a chance to kill this man myself)

Can someone tell the mind trap I don't need ghosts to know Malgus won't keep his word?

Malgus that is not your girlfriend. FOCUS

Hey Malgus, I think we're sacrifices

"Save your doubt for someone who deserves it" is such an amazing line, I do wish I lived up to that belief in me Lana. It didn't work out today.

Hey Malgus this speech is cool and all but we're being bombed from orbit!!

...is that where it was supposed to end? (It is, but it felt very sudden) I get that once there are more updates it will just flow from one to the next but I did think my game broke

I am very excited with what they've set up for 8.0

[mitdemadlerimherzen]

rogue one text posts 4/?

[beardedmrbean]

[luprand]

For those curious, the word pornography comes from Greek. The root word, pórnē, means "harlot."

So pornography roughly translates as "a record of harlotry."

[azspot]

“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”

— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech

[santhipoma]

[resol-nare]

I stg if 8.0 opens up with another five year time skip and we find out we've been in a coma since the temple got bombarded I'm going to lose my shit

[jeswii]

This is diabolical, and I kind of love it.

[syrilism]

(I don't think this post has made it here yet but if it has, I'll happily take it down)

[demonsandpieohmy]

[jeswii]

I have so many feelings and right now Im just yelling. Will report later. Did love my first playthrough though

[emiqip]

"Bloodymary is fucking peak!!" I scream at the enraged mob, hollering at me to die.

"He's right!" A voice echoes from the back of the crowd.

I raise my head- Markiplier from YouTube is smiling at me.

[frauleiiin]

Tomorrow is the new and LAST update of Legacy of the Sith, so you know the drill..

TAG. YOUR. SPOILERS!!!!

As always, I make a spoilery and a non-spoilery post, I'll tag them both as "#swtor 7.9" but the one with spoilers will be "#swtor 7.9 spoilers". LET'S NOT RUIN THE FINALE FOR THOSE WHO CAN'T PLAY IT YET!!! That's it, have fun y'all, I can't waiiiit 😈

[revizyonist]

med people are so annoying "This family's 8 year old child who was about to go through a major surgery and kept crying that she was hungry so they pitied her and gave her food, she then had a heart attack in the surgery. They're so stupid 😒" girl they didn't know that could happen or why it happens. it takes so little time to explain to them that will happen instead of telling them "no food" with no explanation 10 times

[revizyonist]

"Before surgery, your body’s reflexes that protect your airway are relaxed by anesthesia. If there’s food or liquid in your stomach, it will near certainly come back up and go into your lungs, which can cause choking, a severe lung / heart infection or even a heart attack. That’s called aspiration, and it is life-threatening. It's hard, but it's only a single day to prevent near certain death. Not eating or drinking beforehand massively lowers the risk and helps prevent these life threatening situations under anesthesia." <- TIP: patients have brains which allows them to receive information just like you

[ancelineonline]

I have four kids. I’ve had one or another of them need some kind of surgical procedure that requires anesthesia four or five times over the past 15 years.

This Tumblr post is the first time someone has explained to me *why* I couldn’t feed them before those instances.

I’m not stupid. I understood that just fine. Hell, my kids would have understood that just fine. But no one bothered to tell us.

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[darth-memes]

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

din djarin, after being given a new honda civic by the cops: "come on son, gotta illegally mod the shit out of this IMMEDIATELY"