Jet Swan

Geeky girl on a journey to find her self esteem.

[stutterhug]

Just Like the First Time.

[wickedwonderlandd]

[iamoutofideas]

SUNDAY

SUNDAY

ŚU̢̨N̵N̕͜N

and saturday it’s the 9TH ANNUAL DALLAS MOWER EXPO

BE THERRRREEERRRR AS THE BIGGEST NAMES IN MOWERS,HEDGER&CLIPPERSONHEDGER&CLIPPERSONHEDGER&CLIPPERSONSONDAY!

CUTTING TECHNOLOGY! aerfsverginereaersorodl

SEAKING!     SEAKING!     SEAKING!

OIL PAINTINGS!OIL PAINTINGS!SEAKING!

DONT MISS THE DALLAS MOWER EXPOXEPOYERSALAD

BE THEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRREEEEEERRRREEEEEERRRRRRR….RRERRR….RREEEEEEEE

[aw0gamedev]

Made a little sticker sheet with various poses from the game! 🐱🐶More to come later.

>You can get it here<

[deep-dark-fears]

CONTACT YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS

CONTACT YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS 

CONTACT YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS 

CONTACT YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS

[homo-se-dice]

I literally cannot rest and it’s all because of this tiktok

[killowave]

[lazy-cat-corner]

Western history loves to brag about their geniuses, philosophers, thinkers, and innovators throughout history but as far as I know, nobody talks about geniuses in non western history. Why can’t an Aztec community have their neighborhood Einstein who loved to study engineering and physics and helped build an efficient-running town?

[grim-ghastly]

Reblog is you're uncomfortable with how eurocentric our understanding of history is.

[furbearingbrick]

Numerous Egyptian murals: literally explain that stone blocks and large sculptures were transported using water

“Ancient Aliens” fuckos:

[kingwizardandthelizardgizza-blog]

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

[quasarkisses]

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

“Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

“He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

“It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

“If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

[nudityandnerdery]

And, of course: “The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”

[assassinregrets]

the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.

[marsdaydream]

I will reblog this every time I see it because these are some of my favorite sentences in the English language.

[spacedewey]

I guess this is how I’m processing what we’re all going through right now. I had the stray thought, “What is Spider-Man doing during all this?” and this happened. On the one hand, it’s kinda sloppy and inconsistent, but on the other hand, I had the idea Sunday night and I’m posting this Wednesday night. 5 color pages in 4 nights is pretty good work. Anyway. Hope everyone’s safe out there.

[elidyce]

This is brilliant and I love it. 

[b-morevony]

The REGALIA, the beauty, the pride. Yes little sisters!

[gluten-free-pussy]

This is so precious!!!

[angelbabyspice]

stop this is so cute

[jacobtheloofah]

on april 11th 2020, me and pyro ruined kris’ life

[jacobtheloofah]

phenomenal.

[weirdmageddon]

yall did raymond animal crossing so dirty

you did the expected, got horny for him and turned the poor accountant kitty in a maid suit catboy when he had the potential for something as grand as this

[ratbiteart]

this is not my beautiful island

[pearl-likes-pi]

[glumshoe]

Can I offer you a nice mole in these trying times?

[piningmarten]

you sound like a starship's central computer that has little grasp on what humans find enjoyable

[glumshoe]

that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

[zanillani]

PSA: Please don't hold moles like that

[glumshoe]

I’m not “holding” the mole.

The mole bit the stick as I was saving it from a dog. When they bite down, they do not readily let go, and you are able to transport them to safety.

[aerialsquid]

So really it is the mole that is holding you

[grootpoepjeplasjehoofd]

Imagine thinking that this cartoon makes Biden look good

[memorystove]

[tiktokarchive]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Ring of the Tiny Snake; grants protection from vermin

[yamujiburo]

i want what they have

[tokucosplay]