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great-tweets

watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

sushinfood

this is NUTS

ranger-truth

Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel.

hollowboobtheory

wait a second

therivalll

This entire thread start to finish is fucking insane omfg

babyanimalgifs

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

anarchapella

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

valgalart

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

excessively-english-jd

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

kunaiman

YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

excessively-english-jd

I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:

Cheeps.

thespectacularspider-girl

Oh my god

that-stardust-deactivated201902

I’m dead now

laudanumcafe

MURDER KITTEN SOUNDS LIKE A CHICKEN PEEPER

mirab3lle

My step-mom just got a 4th Gen savannah cat and he came running up to me when I played this

darbyharper

[curls up on floor dying from cuteness] That first cheetah sounds at one point like it’s saying “Hi! Hi! Hi!”

anagramofbrat

I half wonder if house cats also cheep but too high pitched for humans to hear it.

dope-kulture

Tony Hawk lands a 900 at age 48!

🐐🐐🐐

iamnotjody

G.O.A.T

dontforgettheclit

wtf

supervirgin

I love how he showed how many times he failed though, that’s inspirational for people out here trying to learn

shmeards

i love that he’s still doing this

i also love how he fuckin RIPS HIS HELMET OFF AND DESTROYS IT

gobbochune-deactivated20241018

i love that victory slide

applied-moths

Are we gonna pretend he didn’t just banish that helmet from this dimension on camera??

above-average-gravy-deactivated

He sent it to the fucking shadow realm

drakkenaa

Also wanna talk about how when people first begin to learn how to skate, they’re usually embarrassed to wear protective gear. But look man, if your learning to fuckin s k a t e my dude, you need that shit.

Tony Hawk is a pro skater and look how many times he fell before he succeeded. You need protective gear, please for the love of god, skateboarding hurts.

aubrey-plaza

imfeelinghappiness

Apps To Kill Time On

Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.

These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?

P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.

Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life

Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑

Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories

Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone

Calm - Award-winning app for meditation and sleeping better

Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen

Slime Road - bet you can’t hit the bullseye ⚾️

Hempire - become a plant mogul

Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun

Go Fish - win trophies by catching hella fish

Hotspot Shield - free proxy/VPN to bypass school filters

Terrarium - build the ultimate garden empire

Golf Orbit - ever played golf on mars?

Ball Blast - Just shoot the balls. Simple right? ;)

Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗

1Q - get paid to answer simple questions

Crowd City - Become the popular kid in town by running around

Bee Factory - become a honey tycoon

Wind Rider - fly through a city in a wing suit

Spill it - drop balls and break glass

Fire Balls - shoot balls at obstacles. gets pretty hard

Paper - can you conquer all the territory and win?

Two Dots - a fun puzzle game. easy time killer

Planet Bomber - let’s nuke some planets

Ice Racing - race down a mountain at record speeds

Splashy - bounce the ball accurately to survive. requires focus

Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe

Twenty48 Solitaire - best toilet game

Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing

Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports

Hole - fuck up a city muahaha

Dosh - get paid to shop

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af

You’re welcome 😉

injuries-in-dust

Forgotten By History

Female firefighters at Pearl Harbor (1941).

Donna Tobias - the first woman to graduate from the US Navy’s Deep Sea Diving School in 1975.

Brave women of the Red Cross hitting the beach at Normandy.

Dottie Kamenshek was called the best player in women’s baseball and was once recruited to play for a men’s professional team.

Kate Warne - Private Detective. Born in New York City, almost nothing is known of her prior to 1856 when, as a young widow, she answered an employment advertisement placed by Alan Pinkerton. She was one of four new agents the Pinkerton Detective Agency hired that year and proved to be a natural, taking to undercover work easily. She had taken part in embezzlement and railroad security cases when in 1861 the Pinkertons developed the first lead about an anti-Lincoln conspiracy.

Catherine Leroy, female photographer in Vietnam.

The three women pictured in this incredible photograph from 1885 – Anandibai Joshi of India, Keiko Okami of Japan, and Sabat Islambouli of Syria – each became the first licensed female doctors in their respective countries. The three were students at the Women’s Medical College of Pennsylvania; one of the only places in the world at the time where women could study medicine.

Female Samurai Warrior - Onno-Bugeisha - Female warrior belonging to the Japanese upper class. Many women engaged in battle, commonly alongside samurai men. They were members of the bushi (samurai) class in feudal Japan and were trained in the use of weapons to protect their household, family, and honour in times of war.

One of the most feared of all London street gangs from the late 1880’s was a group of female toughs known as the Clockwork Oranges. They woulde later inspire Anthony burgess’ most notorious novel. Their main Rivals were the All-female “the Forty Elephants” gang.

Maureen Dunlop de Popp, Pioneering female pilot who flew Spitfires during Second World War. She joined the Air Transport Auxiliary (ATA) in 1942 and became one of a small group of female pilots who were trained to fly 38 types of aircraft.

In 1967, Kathrine Switzer was the first woman to run the Boston marathon. After realizing that a woman was running, race organizer Jock Semple went after Switzer shouting, “Get the hell out of my race and give me those numbers.” However, Switzer’s boyfriend and other male runners provided a protective shield during the entire marathon. The photographs taken of the incident made world headlines, and Kathrine later won the NYC marathon with a time of 3:07:29.

qqueenofhades

Okay, I initially reblogged this earlier, but I have to re-reblog with corrections.

The first picture is unfortunately fake. There is/was no Vatican’s Women’s Rifle Team, and hence Sister Juliette the Nazi-killing nun, while a great premise for a historical novel, can’t be proved in this case. It was probably a picture of a group of nuns from Massachusetts, taken in 1957.

The second picture is… sort of true. It does in fact show female firefighters at Pearl Harbor, but was not taken on the day of the attack (7 December 1941) and has been mislabelled for decades, apparently.

Donna Tobias is real, and badass.

While Red Cross nurses did play an important role in D-Day, that picture is from 1945 and the south of France, not 6 June 1944 in Normandy. The first nurses arrived four days afterward. Martha Gellhorn was the only woman to land at Normandy on 6 June itself.

Dorothy “Dottie” Kamenshek was also real, and turned down the offer from the men’s team because she thought they only wanted her for a publicity stunt.

Kate Warne was real, though it’s not completely clear if that’s a picture of her.

Catherine Leroy was real, and that is in fact a picture of her.

Anandibal Gopal Joshi, Keiko Okami, and Sabat Islambouli were real, and did study at the Women’s Medical College of Pennsylvania. They’ve recently received attention, including a Google Doodle for Joshi.

Onna-bugeisha, or female samurai, were real.

The “Clockwork Oranges” picture is also unfortunately fake. It comes from a book about the history of women wearing trousers (aka something they’ve always done). There’s no evidence for a female gang called the Clockwork Oranges. However, the all-female “Forty Elephants” organized crime gang was real, and ran a huge shoplifting racket in London for almost a century.

Maureen Dunlop de Popp was real, and did fly all kinds of planes for the ATA during WWII.

Kathrine Switzer is still alive and also awesome.

adhdbby

ppl at library: *talking loudly* my adhd ass: pls im begging you… it took me 4 hours just to get into this hyperfocus… if i have to pick up my stuff and move elsewhere it’ll reset … i plead for my life pls shut up i can barely even concentrate even when its quiet

abstracttheworld

people anywhere, ever: *talking normally*

My adhd ass trying to do literally anything: oh no :)

RIP Vine †

THE 1ST ONE.

December Mood

wednesday night mood

old fashioned breakcore

nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091

My son off the shits!!

dogfoodissogoodforyou

im a goth girl on the inside. on the outside? a father figure

hyperverbal

did you mean: jeb bush

dogfoodissogoodforyou

Wow I sure as hell did

bintilleil-deactivated20200510

I’m absolutely begging you not to say these horrible things on my post

catchymemes

ksubiis-deactivated20190118

frogonapumpkin

a rating of all the frogs in my neighbors’ frog-themed bathroom

very round and good! his face shows an emotion that i can’t quite describe. 10/10

here we have an arts and crafts frog! he has a nice figure but his lack of eyes is unsettling. 6/10

this is a truly excellent frog, he’s going places and he doesn’t care how long it takes. 12/10 for realism.

this frog looks like he’s having a cheeky little giggle at you for being in the bathroom for so long. something about him unsettles me. 2/10

this is the woodchime frog. he watches you smugly. i don’t like how he’s watching me, 5/10 because he’s kinda cute anyway

i hate it. 0/10

this fellow is perched right next to the toilet. one eye stares directly at your back, while the other looks at the wall. 6/10 good frog shape but still very unsettling

a truly excellent pair of comrades! double frog points 20/10

it’s Awful. -5/10

localstarboy

adayunwired

An epic battle.

thetumbrcrusade

I think … yeah, I think I hate this generation of kids …

libertarirynn-deactivated202006

Oh dear God how horrible! It’s children… Having harmless fun! What an absolutely shameful display worthy of our hatred and disdain! Why back in my day children knew their place and behaved like perfect robots never once having even the slightest bit of that sinful “fun“ or “enjoyment of life“ that the devil was always trying to tempt them with!

Please pull the stick out of your ass.