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He/Him, hobbyist artist trying to improve. Reposting stuff I'm proud of from Twitter

[oneheadtoanother]

[bananiii-0]

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

[jncos]

vengaboys haiku

We like to party.

We like, we like to party.

We like to party.

[thegaymertrainer]

[jelibaen]

We have underestimated the comedic genius of the elderly when presented with technology

[everkings]

grossly underestimated

[aerodaltonimperial]

I FUCKING LOST MY SHIT AT WORK

[xeppeli]

[posting-disliker]

oh shit it’s darkiplier!!!! save me secretary of defense james mattis!

[xeppeli]

if- if i could… somehow get myself to move in this suit i… i WWWWWwwWWWOULD

[papayajuan2019]

cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2013-2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe

[teobug]

and every time we kiss I swear I could fly

[cherryspliced]

Orin the RED

[u3pxx]

a.b.a sprite redraws

and these were the sprites that have been redrawn

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[tall]

[eggboob]

to be honest i just feel like letting dogs anywhere near any other living thing is a bad move and we should probably put them all in space without spacesuits

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[memecucker]

Chuck Jones is the best counterexample to “the curtains are just blue” because you would not believe the amount of thought and art theory he put into his silly little cartoons

[memecucker]

I need to dig out my Chuck Jones books but one time he was talking about the Wile E Coyote gag where he runs off a cliff and continues running for a little bit before noticing there’s no ground underneath him and then turns to the camera and holds up a sign saying “Help!” before plummeting and Jones said the reason Coyote does that instead of immediately trying to get back to the cliff edge is bc Coyote embodies anxiety and in that particular moment represents the fear and worry about the judgement of others over and above the desire for self-preservation.

Like, if someone was told that interpretation without knowing any better they’d think it came from some pretentious academic or whatever but nope! It’s literally the creator like those are the thoughts he had in his head when he was creating the cartoons

[candyspider-deactivated20230731]

the Nine Rules of the Roadrunner cartoons always sticks with me. Rule 3 especially

[party-gilmore]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

 Z from the 1998 animated film Antz.

[homunculus-argument]

Peacocks are hilarious, really. They really are just like

[jame7t]

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

[lichtenbug]

[rammliedmania]