Me...

NSFW 18+ This is me! Feel free to ask anything. Or submit anything! If you really love me you will either destroy my ask box with submissions and questions, or you will buy me something amazing from a website I love! :) Cismale, pansexual, polyamorous, from Bolivia.

[strike-another-match]

heartbreaking: well intentioned person who needs detailed instructions to function is giving extremely detailed instructions to person who gets overwhelmed with large volumes of information

[sunphrenia]

the older i get the more i start hating that "traumadumping" is seen as a toxic behaviour when its actually a blatant sign that that person is struggling.

like idk about you but if my friend or aquaintance starts textwalling me on discord about their family abusing them as a child or something, my first thought isnt "ugh this is so inconsiderate of them. toxic" its "oh no i think my friend is having emotional flashbacks :(" regardless of if i have the energy to engage with them about it at the time.

[commandtower-solring-go]

My desktop wallpaper cycles between these two images so every 10 minutes I am overwhelmed by the loss of my horse or overcome by the fear of its return.

[sirobvious]

This is kinda out of nowhere but something made me think about it. I have a very close friend who is also my ex-girlfriend and it distresses me that every time that information comes to light, I always have to couch my statement that we are very serious friends with a very warm relationship with no lamenting or jealousy or animosity or whatever, and tons of people still remain real weird about us still interacting as friends, or start imagining a coldness to our relationship that doesn’t exist.

It’s insane to me that when you care about somebody and live with and sleep with them for years and then if the living-together and being sexual/romantic element of your relationship comes to an end the only societally acceptable ways forward are to develop a burning hatred for that person or at best never see them again.

[theunfairfolk]

in elementary school i figured out how to customize the classroom desktop's autocorrect to make Word change whole sentences. this made it appear almost like the computer was responding to you. you could, for example, type in "where did i put my keys", hit enter, and watch it switch to "you put them under the couch". this was before chatbots, and we were all 9 so i considered it closer to a magic trick than a tech one.

i immediately scripted out a dialogue exchange between me and a girl who had died by the swings (classic). i invited another student over and told them i had found a ghost, then proceeded to type out the pre-scripted exchange. i was immediately pulled into the counselors office. the kicker was that none of the adults could figure out how i did it. i had to show them the menu and everything.

[theunfairfolk]

important detail i forgot to add: the swing ghost wanted blood sacrifices from the students. in my defense it was "only a few drops".

[homoquartz]

i’ve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.

as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”

small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.

i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

just encountered a spider so big I very seriously considered downloading tinder exclusively to find a man to come over and move it outside

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

which brings me to my app idea: spidr. it connects you to local weirdos of all genders who are willing to drive to your house and move a spider for a fee.

[jikuzeke]

I would be a spider mover! Sign me up scotty!

[exitwound]

how is it almost 2025 i didn’t even get a chance to exhale the breath i took in 2024 yet

[exitwound]

does anyone know if we get to exhale in 2025

[jikuzeke]

They fired the guy charge of the update pack so.. shaky at best.

[onlytiktoks]

[maruposting]

This is the standard winged nightjar and it has one singular stupidly big feather on each wing... if you even care.

[legalise-greenleaf]

Love this guy

[a-book-of-creatures]

That’s standard as in “pennant” or “banner”, not standard as in “normal”.

But it’s not a pennant-winged nightjar. THIS is a pennant-winged nightjar… if you even care.

[crevicedwelling]

can’t forget the Lyre-tailed Nightjar! there’s actually a number of these ridiculous guys, and they’re partly why caprimulgiforms are some of my favorite birds

also the Sickle-winged Nightjar, which is. come on, that’s just a weird moth

[a-book-of-creatures]

Everyone does care about nightjars 🥹

[tongue-twists]

You can top without a cock! You can sub without being penetrated! You can have sex without touching each other's genitals! You can give pleasure without oral sex! You can be kinky without expensive gear! You can be penetrated without a pussy or without doing anal! You can roleplay without taking it seriously! You can do whatever you want forever!!!

[mutant-distraction]

Boat-billed Heron (Cochlearius

cochlearius) in Costa Rica

by Stephen Powell.

[ayin-me-yesh]

Omg I just looked these up and woah it's got "hair" like feathers

but wait

that's not all

[utopians]

they all hate me for my pathetically small bong

[utopians]

Whatever

[minotaurfemme]

thats not a bong thats a bing

[evilwizard]

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works for me!

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[rslashrats]

[simonalkenmayer]

The little directional nose and skinny legs get me. What a horrifying little charmer. I like him well.

[gumi-megpoidd]

Waow taht is a creachur

[thatqueerchoirkid]

that is one of the most animals

[pocketkris]

well that certainly is a Thing

[crying-piglin]

Well, It's That

[demonic-mnemonic]

If I saw one of these in a sci-fi or fantasy movie I would just accept them as a made up part of the fantasy without question. The possibility of them being a real thing would never even enter my head

[roach-works]

good news! it's real and it's a black and rufous elephant shrew and it's god's gift to your dashboard

[commander-ledi]

iirc these are among the very few animals on this planet that menstruate. unlike us, they do not have ibuprofen :(

[memeuplift]

[adventures-in-zookeeping-deacti]

[airframeextender]

all i ever think about is how birds are dinosaurs 

[maxofs2d]

is this bird dubstep

[solaniar]

I really just wanted this on my blog. Sorry. 

not sorry

[becausebirds]

A reminder that Kookaburras are a thing that exists.

[maggie-stiefvater-deactivated20]

this bird has a great exhaust note

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

These fuckers CAN and WILL yell right outside your window first thing in the morning

[imabunbun]

Careful, those fangs are sharp.

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