BatVacuum

I'm BV | he/him | karedevil and dickbabs otp (and soon destiel, just finished s13, starting s14 soon), you can't stop me

[batvacuum]

MY SPN Sexuality/Gender Headcanons for Pride:

Sam is cis straight, I literally can't see him any other way, and I do love that lol

Dean is bisexual, duh. But also, a possible polyamorous Dean who is in love with multiple people at once (like Cas, Crowley, Benny, Lisa, whatever) can also feel right (he may also have some gender stuff hehe >:] )

Cas is bisexual, but also trans masc/man Cas for the win! (he has general gender fuckery, but a bisexual trans man by the end just feels true to me)

Crowley is pansexual and also a trans man because it fits so well dawg!

Jack is unlabeled for me right now because I only have s13 right now, BUT, he feels very pansexual to me & he deserves an evil girlfriend or something fun like that STAT!

Mary is bisexual because her taste in men suck and Anna and her had potential, I'm telling y'all. She's a very true bisexual, love her <3

Rowena is pansexual because duh <3

Eileen being bisexual is cute to me idk <3

Bobby would never be labeled, which allows me flexibility >:)

Claire is a lesbian, she's so emo

Charlie is lesbian, DUH

Benny is omnisexual owo (and a bear, holy moly!)

Jody, I don't have one for u right now, but omnisexual is also calling to meee

Donna, bisexual, woah how original haha

Rufus is gayyyyy

Kevin is straight (I’m flexible with this though), BUT Linda is queer because I find it amusing

Kaia feels bisexual to me, idk

Mick is gayyy

Alex is straight to me, but demiromantic as well

Chuck bi/pan, duh

Amara is pansexual and asexual (she wants to be oneeee with Dean, not have sex with him haha)

Billie is non-binary, point blank period, I'm so confident with this one

Ketch is a bisexual mess

Kelly is almondsexual (why nooot)

Hannah is genderfluid and asexual

Ellen and Jo read as straight, but, idk, polysexual Jo is calling to me (not to be confused with polyamorous)

Meg is almondsexual, idk her attraction to Cas could be read that way

Ruby, idk what to label, unlabeled queen I guess

Michael is bisexual, idk he's the angel to possess Dean, so sure

Lucifer is not worth my time labeling, fuck him lol

Raphael is agender <3

Gabriel is pansexual BUT ALSO aromantic, that just makes a LOT of sense

Pamela is bisexual

Gavin is straight, the pan genes were horded by Rowena & Crowley lol

Garth is pansexual, super open guy <3

Adam is a queer demiromantic because it would be so funny having Sam being the only straight brother LOL

Ash is gayyy

Ok, now the ones that I can't figure out for myself:

Anna is queer in general with her “becoming human” story, but idk what. Queer for sure though

Lisa feels like she’d love Dean anyway he was, but also it could be cool if she were something, but I wouldn’t know what it could be. Leaving her as unlabeled

Now idk, I've run out of characters at the top of my head :) Thank you :3

[batvacuum]

gabriel needs to stop whinning. no, you are NOT the victim in these situations

sure you were tortured, but how many humans have you tortured over the years? and instead of making it right, you run away?! and then we have to convince you to help us?!

cas stays winning as the best angel lol (shout out to jack too, even if he’s only half)

[anngsty-things]

okay. so.

gabriel tortured (and made fun of, like the alien or hulk thing) ASSHOLES trying to teach them a lesson, and if they were scummy beyond repair – poof the jerk is dead

so no gabriel did NOT deserve to be tortured like this

and the running away – asmodeus was draining him of his grace, and that's what gabriel assumed winchesters needed. not him, but his grace, and he didn't have it. AND they also told him "yup, you need to kill lucifer and this other michael, who is your brother", so, obviously, he tried to run away and make sense of it all and also get revenge in whoever was responsible for the torture he endured for 8 YEARS.

[batvacuum]

i think you misunderstood something. i didn't say "gabriel deserved to be tortured". i am saying he's using it as an excuse to not do what's right.

also, by your logic, was sam an asshole who needed to be taught a lesson? was sam an asshole when gabriel killed dean over and over for a LONG time and even had dean stay dead for six months, or when he tried to get them to accept their role as the vessels? who gave him the right to teach people these "lessons"?

gabriel also jumps to punishing instead of helping people, which is not the best. gabriel SHOULD help against lucifer. he SHOULD stick around to do it. he SHOULD put that above anything. he can make things right, but he doesnt prioritize it without someone needing to convince him because he doesn't want to help.

i think gabriel can be a fun character. and he is usually not the best guy for a majority of his time on the show. i can criticize him for these things that he decides to do

[batvacuum]

gabriel needs to stop whinning. no, you are NOT the victim in these situations

sure you were tortured, but how many humans have you tortured over the years? and instead of making it right, you run away?! and then we have to convince you to help us?!

cas stays winning as the best angel lol (shout out to jack too, even if he’s only half)

[wanderinsect]

🫩 no i don't think those characters are siblings i think they're friends. I don't think that's their mom I actually think she's their friend. I don't think they're related actually I think they're friends with each other.

[wanderinsect]

🫩 no i don't think those characters are siblings i think they're friends. I don't think that's their mom I actually think she's their friend. I don't think they're related actually I think they're friends with each other.

[batvacuum]

the tragic love story of me myself and i

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[bisexualityjunkie]

[boxheadpaint]

[boxheadpaint]

[batvacuum]

jack supernatural

[batvacuum]

finally watched "one battle after another"

damn, i should have watched that sooner!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

[birdonawire]

still not convinced anybody is actually using discord it looks like a fake website they’d make up on svu

[birdonawire]

[yugiohz]

whom would you choose as a step-das to your evil baby if you had to

sam

dean

cas

I’d rather be a single mom /gender neutral

Voting ended onJun 30

[batvacuum]

Cas would leave my evil baby alone too often. he’d trust him too much and my baby would do evil too freely. sure he would sometimes coddle and protect him but Cas is such a busy man

Sam would use my baby for whatever world saving mission he’s on that week. He has too much of an agenda, leave my son aloneee with that Sam. He’d also probably project himself and his issues onto him which is what i want the least on my baby lol

So Dean, of course Dean. He’s actually understand the weight of an evil baby and would stop my baby from doing unspeakable evils. He’d also hang out with my baby for fun, he’s a fun dude. He’s also the best role model of the three, big heart that man. He’d put my baby in outfits. He wouldn’t take my baby on a hunt or mission. He wouldn’t leave it willy nilly. They’d go on an evening drive and see the sights aw

[yugiohz]

whom would you choose as a step-das to your evil baby if you had to

sam

dean

cas

I’d rather be a single mom /gender neutral

Voting ended onJun 30

[batvacuum]

Cas would leave my evil baby alone too often. he’d trust him too much and my baby would do evil too freely. sure he would sometimes coddle and protect him but Cas is such a busy man

Sam would use my baby for whatever world saving mission he’s on that week. He has too much of an agenda, leave my son aloneee with that Sam. He’d also probably project himself and his issues onto him which is what i want the least on my baby lol

So Dean, of course Dean. He’s actually understand the weight of an evil baby and would stop my baby from doing unspeakable evils. He’d also hang out with my baby for fun, he’s a fun dude. He’s also the best role model of the three, big heart that man. He’d put my baby in outfits. He wouldn’t take my baby on a hunt or mission. He wouldn’t leave it willy nilly. They’d go on an evening drive and see the sights aw

[batvacuum]

happy father's day to this father & son duo!! <33

They are so cute guys, look at themmmmmm :D

[batvacuum]

happy father's day to this father & son duo!! <33

They are so cute guys, look at themmmmmm :D

[batvacuum]

taking tagging more seriously and streamlining it was a great thing to do for my blog i like how im getting the hang of tumblr the more im on here that also means im getting more deranged but i would have needed to already be somewhat deranged to have gotten on here in the first place