[zoraiya]

It’s cleaning time again only instead of using just the faucet I decided to try the shower head instead. I left him like this for 20 mins while I cleaned out and scrubbed his cage.

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

I feel like Africa is playing in his head

[bigstupiduglyogre]

Decadence

[smallmight]

Decadence

[catchymemes]

Curious Zelda

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[andywarnercomics]

In honor of Day of the Dead, here’s a repost of my comic about the San Francisco Columbarium and the man who spent 26 years restoring it.

This comic originally appeared on Medium at The Nib. Go check out my other work there.

[true-me-snafu]

Emmitt and the Columbarium.

[queenoftheantz]

I’m getting close to the end of my BOTW adventures, it is making me reflect and giving me feelings I didn’t expect.

[butt-berry]

LOOK AT THE BABY PIKACHU BEFORE PICHU EXISTED

[badjokesbyjeff]

An officer running a speed trap stops a car on the interstate for going dangerously slow.

He walks up to the car and sees two very old women. The driver with very thick glasses, and one very pale, wide eyed passenger.

“Ma'am I have to tell you, it’s very dangerous going so slow on an interstate.”

“What do you mean too slow? The speed limit is 10” as she points to a sign. “See?”

The officer chuckles kind-heartedly and responds, “Ma'am that’s the route number, not the speed limit”

The old lady looks embarrassed, but thanks the officer for the correction anyway.

He looks over to the sweating passenger and says, “Is she alright? She’s white as a ghost.”

She pats her friend on the knee and says, “Oh she’ll be alright soon, sir. We just got off of 195.”

[starkid-girl]

ITS SEPTEMBER 1ST AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[catchymemes]

[hydro-homies]

The man with the dog is living his best life

[wayneradiotv]

guillermo del toro’s little brother

[newtgeiszler]

every time i see this post i forget the punchline. and it’s always so fucking good

[memesonthehour]

it gets funnier the longer you look

[nevver]

Boomtown, Jason Anderson

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lolotehe]

[epic-games-official]

That's valid

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[leecheedoodles]

puffs and ruffs!! (ง'̀-’́)ง

[everythingfox]

[godlessondheimite]

i fucking thought this was from a musical theater shitposter at first

[feshpince-deactivated20201109]

duck emoji rates

my goodness look at the amount of detail on this one. the colors, the shading, everything is just spot on. you can almost make out the individual feathers. truly a marvelous mallard. 10/10

i see they went with one of those brown varieties of duck. while this is a bold move on their part, i feel as though it loses a bit of its personality. i’m just not really feeling this bird.  7/10

this looks like a modern colorization of the famous duck from the hieroglyphs. i am absolutely in awe of their dedication to the medium and commentary on the transformative nature of art. 10/10

look at this good boy! he is patiently awaiting a treat and i wish to reward him with a multitude of gifts. 11/10

yuck. 2/10

ohoho, what a dynamic three quarters angle! the artist’s ability to capture the essence of duck in 3d space is so refreshing to witness. 10/10

this bird’s looking a bit sickly, i think it has to do with the highlights being in weird places. hope he feels better soon. 5/10

a bit more minimalist this time around. the lack of legs makes it seem as though he’s resting on the surface of the water, and i really admire how it sets a scene and makes me feel like i’m really there. 9/10

i’m really digging the positive energy coming from this bird. i can’t explain why, but i feel like that animal’s my friend. 10/10

this is a goose. 0/10

[sour-charity]

I’m crying at the pure rage I feel from the last one