The Original Punziker

: Jim/James/Jimmy : Musician : Writer : 19 : purveyor of all music :He/him: Pun master: Beatnik wannabe. hit me up if you like mixtapes by bands. im the progexpress man

[weloveshortvideos]

I’m sad that vine is closing down because where else will you find videos like this

[has-feelings-deactivated2022032]

A funny thing about introducing a new queen into a hive that has lost its queen (or one that you’ve killed because her brood was too fighty). 

You have to introduce the new queen into the hive with these special queen cages that are stopped up with candy, and are open enough to let the hive smell the new queen, but not open enough that they can get in there and kill her.

Because they will kill her. 

When you first put the new queen in she smells like an intruder, but by the time it takes the bees to eat through the candy and free the queen, the queen’s pheromones will have had time to work and the hive will have gotten used to her.

From the outside this kinda seems like: 

“Yeh, we were all going to murder you to death before, but we’re full of candy now, so we’re cool. Oh yeh, and how about you be the new queen and stuff. Yeh, that’s cool too.” 

[speciesofleastconcern]

beekeeping is really weird

[angeldrake3]

Listen, strange bee queens lyin’ in cages distributin’ candy is no basis for a system of government.

[iraffiruse]

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

this is probably one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen.

[ninjapirate83]

We can all go home now. The best photos on the Internet have been found

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[puckish-thoughts]

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

[arashi-no-harinezumi]

Gosh! Just watch this *_____* Yeah, Germany’s a perfect country

[thatswhywelovegermany]

The sixteen federal states of Germany in pictures

[queenofcrabs]

@official-niedersachsen warum ist unser bild so eins wir haben viel schönere ecken i feel misrepresented can u do something

[official-niedersachsen]

fixed it

[34511975-deactivated20160912]

[thecomplaintionist]

Mingus Reedus

[matchboxvingt-deactivated202310]

[mooglemain]

[matchboxvingt-deactivated202310]

The holy trinity

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

This is by far my favorite Storyboard panel of the whole show 

[die-einzelganger]

when a pokemon is both steel and feathers

[alisababy1-deactivated20211105]

[8lueberry]

Here we see the skeleton of a yaoi man…

[feralsaarebas]

The skeletal remains of Fuckhands McMike

[leseanthomas-deactivated2021030]

[utteradoxography]

cool pics but at what cost

[goon]

That green guy needs to be stopped he can’t keep getting away with this

[pochowek]

unstoppable force vs immovable object

[shampooligan]

wild card

[thinking2-deactivated20171229]

extremely cursed image

[higgzorz]

dont let tumblr make you think its okay to live in florida

[trouserweasel]

wow someone finally wrote a book on clock fetishes

it’s about fucking time

[timefortigers]

you know the first time i reblogged this i hadnt actually noticed the pun. like i just thought that… someone had actually genuinely irl written a book about clock fetishes, and OP was expressing a sort of…. sarcastic the-world-sure-is-full-of-humans type sentiment?? i reblogged it with this assumption in complete sincerity. i realised it was a pun like the fourth time it came on my dash. i dont know whether im more disappointed in myself for being such a fool or in the world for my perception of it having been incorrect

[linddzz]

One bonus of being An Adult ™ is grossly misusing modern slang on purpose and watching the young interns cry inside

[linddzz]

a fine example: the other day I pointed at a passing shark and, while looking one intern right in the eye, went “Man is that bae or what huh?” and the look on his face was something i will treasure for years

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]