Yee Haw

Naia • They/them Gay ass nerd

[william-snekspeare]

working memory bad 💚

[william-snekspeare]

ALTERNATE ENDING:

there are lots of coping mechanisms out there but this is the only method that (sometimes) works on my wretched brain. can’t remember? predict the Future

[amygdalae]

Keying/graffiti-ing someones car is old news now if someone cheats we go at their wardrobe with a seam ripper

yknow what? Fuck you *unstitches all your shirts and jeans*

[melyzard]

My mother did this to my father once. They got into an argument, my very pregnant and hormonal mother stormed off…except they lived in a tiny apartment so the only place to go was to shut herself into the closet for a good long sulk. And while she was sitting in there, fuming, she looked up and saw her sewing kit on the shelf, and all my father’s uniforms hanging right there.

So she picked one shirt and one pair of trousers, carefully, methodically ripped every third stitch out of every seam, and then hung them back up together so that he would be likely to pick them at the same time. This took her a couple hours, so by the time she was done, the anger had worn down. She came out, she and my father had a talk that ended in apologies, after which they were tired and went to bed. My mother swears up and down that she meant to warn my father about the sabotaged clothes in the morning, but he wore a different uniform set and they were both still feeling a little raw, so she didn’t want to bring up the fight again. She decided to tell him that night instead.

And then she forgot.

Anyway, about four days later, my father apparently came home roughly an hour after he left for work, his clothes slowly, gently shredding off his body, the most bewildered expression on his face. “Paula,” he said, his voice mildly shell-shocked. “Paula, my clothes are broken.”

My mother promptly burst out laughing so hard that she went into labor. And that’s the story of my birth, heralded by petty vengeance and utter confusion.

[bobacupcake]

we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:

to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:

and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether

i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason

[pinkieperil]

And the next step…

[systlin]

https://teezyli.com/

Holy shit y’all look at the front page of the site right now

[cathrine-rose]

Oh my god

[systlin]

Anyway, I just emailed [email protected] to report the site for very evilly stealing Disney’s IP! Because obviously that is very evil and bad and shit.

[anthropohedron]

I’ve never seen such a perfect example of fighting fire with fire.

[systlin]

Holy fucking shit

[scifigrl47]

I’m DYING.

[ejacutastic]

[desarea-doodles]

😂😂😂

[raptorcivilization]

More accurately

[lotusofhope]

NFT Platforms Have Found Their New Worst Enemy: Twitter T-Shirt Bots

NFT bots have met their match in the form of t-shirt bots stealing their 'exclusive' works. Here's how it's all going down.

The next generation…

https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2021/10/nft-bots-tshirt-online-twitter-war/

[rudywiser]

[the-stove-is-on-fire]

Spider-Man’s at work, time for undead boys to meme.

Fic link here!

[deadmanandcompany]

that one scene in hotel transmasculine where that guy shows Mavis the first sunrise she’s ever seen while making sure she doesn’t get burnt invented vampire/human romance actually like twilight could NEVER

[toasty-bat]

Hotel transmasculine

[bludragongal]

here's a comic i wasn't expecting to go viral on twitter today

[bludragongal]

....and the inevitable epilogue.

[bludragongal]

btw here’s the deer carcass

[punny-trash]

Yo real talk that looks amazing

[diceywaters]

for anyone looking to get into dimension 20 that’s not sure where to start and/or wants to watch all the talk backs without risks of spoilers: i’ve made a little guide! (requested by my friends who i’ve gotten into dimension 20) it lays out how everything came out chronologically (plus a few notes on how i personally watched it). this is just AN option on how to make your way through everything, obviously do whatever you would like (there is no right way!) i just know that i regretted not watching chronologically as soon as i started getting to the talk backs, so i wanted to share a comprehensive guide that would have helped past me! anyways, here is the link to the google doc! https://docs.google.com/document/d/11QoKDnfiZLlxzrtGPUtidry13dE1R3SM_SA5GHojJIk/edit (and yes it is colour coded :))

DIMENSION 20 WATCH ORDER

DIMENSION 20 WATCH ORDER Fantasy High Fantasy High: Behind the Scenes Fantasy High LIVE in Brooklyn Fantasy High LIVE at RTX Austin Es

[legsdemandias]

Friendly reminder that the reason you feel so much better is because of your meds, don’t stop taking them unless you talk to your doctor first, you really do need them, I promise. 

[legsdemandias]

Around June I stopped taking my eye medication because I hadn’t had a problem with my eyes in months. I got really lazy about doing it; then I stopped them altogether.

Turns out, the reason I stopped having problems with my eyes was because I was religiously taking my medication. Whodathunk. Now I have to work to get back to the place I was before I decided I was “better” (I wasn’t!).

If you thought this post was just about anti-depressants or lithium, it could be! For me, this post is about eyedrops, for you it might be about antibiotics, or it might be about zoloft. Whatever it is, please consider talking to your doctor before making a sudden shift to stop taking it. It’s not bad to be on medication. It’s not bad to need it. 

[doomhamster]

…and on a related note, do not let anyone tell you that because you start feeling worse if you don’t take your medication, that means you’re “addicted”. That is not how addiction works.

[legsdemandias]

Okay everyone reblog this version

[eva-chiwu]

[satisfictiion]

Not to be ace on main, but was anyone else so relieved when the movie didn’t try to force a romance between Shang-Chi and Katy and just allowed them to continue being best friends? I was so afraid the entire movie, but seeing them continue to be platonic at the end was such a nice break from every other movie I’ve ever watched 

[lobsterpoints]

it’s him, mr ratatouille

[kadtherine]

(decided to make a separate post to see if this can get more attention)

i need help, guys! i won’t be getting paid until next week at the very least, and i make very little — being an intern. ill also need to pay for school if i actually intend to graduate next year — it costs around 800 euros.

if you can, please donate. if you can’t, that’s absolutely fine but pls pls pls share this, I’ll love you forever !!

[kadtherine]

update : i hate to beg, but i have no other choice at the moment. i have until next week to pay for the next school year — which, again, costs around 800 euros. i also learned that ill have to remove my wisdom teeth — ooh fun — soon and the surgery would costs 550 euros. please, please, please keep sharing this !!! donate if you can !!!

[kadtherine]

update: my deadline is on monday and im kinda — but kinda, i mean really, excessively — panicking about not being able to pay school fees. please, please, please keep reblogging, sharing — donate only if you can.

[donnamissal]

[parasect]

Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier

[po-acus]

Just as I said, “is this ever going to load?” One gif loaded and honestly it answered my question perfectly.

[sternenhimmel-mond]

Together they create the full set.

[bartziefluff]

saw this again on my dash after reblog and…

[tuntematonkorppi]

tumblr black out poetry

[clowniconography]

when i was in middle school our teachers told us that you can't "make up" hours of sleep after not getting enough, and i thought that meant that if i didnt get enough sleep one night i would be tired for the rest of my life. and then i was

[sonofmeatthawsmoth-deactivated2]

[headspace-hotel]

im losing it this just gets funnier the longer you look

[everythingfox]

Happy dog

(via)

[iwasbossyheifer]

For the love of God, unmute!

[labelleofbelfastcity]

you REALLY love to see it

[Image Description: An edit of the two houses meme, with Mice and Murder’s title card on the dark house to the left, and Misfits and Magic’s title card on the light pink and purple house to the right. End Description.]

[jimothy-the-pickle]

The dichotomy of m&m