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Hi I saw your "jjk girls struggling to open a soda can for you" and it was so funny
I'm wondering if you could do the same for the chainsaw man girls
The chainsaw man girls struggling to open a soda can for you
A/n:I'm glad you liked it as it was one of my favorite things to write hope you enjoy this too. Also this is my first post with actual fami so say hi to her. Spoilers for the last chapter in the last 2 parts
Makima
"Sure thing darling"
She smiles sweetly and takes the can from you before trying to open it. Her expression morphing into a confused one when she can't
Makima is a devil, not only that a horseman of apocalypse, not to mention the head of public safety. To put it simply she's incredibly strong, way stronger than any normal human and definitely strong enough to open a normal soda can
So she's not only surprised that it's taking her this much, but also annoyed, not specifically at the fact that she can't open a soda can but at the fact that she can't open a soda can that you asked her to open, you, the most important person in makima's life, she swore to do everything for you and she's not breaking that promise for a damn soda can
"You don't mind if I'm a little rough with it right?"
"Huh? No sure go ahead I guess"
"Good, thanks"
She places the can on the table and backs away
"Please stand back a bit love"
"O-ok"
She points her finger at the can and aims at lid
"Bang!"
The force hits the can as it falls to the ground
"Ah, I'm glad, it was a bit harder than expected, but I'm happy I could help yo-"
"It's still closed"
"............what?"
"Look"
You hold out the can to makima as she sees that not only is the lid still on but the can looks totally unfazed
Makima looks genuinely shocked before she makes her creepy and uncanny smile and closes her eyes
"Oh really? What a surprise, say darling do you mind putting it back on the table"
".....sure"
You do that a bit worried at what she's going to do
"And remember to stand back, I don't want you to get caught up in anything"
".......makima, what are you-"
Suddenly the atmosphere in the room changes completely as makima opens her horseman eyes to reveal they're glowing even more and a red halo appears on her head
"WAIT NO-"
[A bit later]
You and makima exit her office with her looking completely traumatized
"......it still.......didn't work"
"P-please calm down ok?"
Power
She's so smug from the moment you ask her to help you
"Of course you would ask the great power for help"
"Don't start now"
"Do not fret human! For I, the almighty power shall open this accursed can that's causing my love so much trouble"
She thinks this is gonna be easy as pie, and also wants to show off, so she just tries to open it with a finger while her eyes are closed
"Here you go! This demonstration of my strength was exactly what I needed for-"
"You didn't do anything"
".........huh?"
She opens her eyes to see that she indeed did not open the lid
"What!? Give it to me!"
She tries once again this time with both hands and her mouth with no avail and starts gritting her teeth and sweating
"Are you OK power? You don't need to do it if you c-"
"No! I will conquer this can!"
At this point it's a personal matter so she makes a blood axe and tries to slice the can open only for her mouth to drop when nothing changes
"W-WHAT!"
"OK that's actually weird"
She then makes some smaller blood spears and starts stabbing the can only for it to not work too
She eventually gives up and calls denji, when even he in his chainsaw man form can't open or hurt the can at all of you start running to aki thinking it's a devil or something
Himeno
"Can I get a kiss if I do it?~"
You sigh but giggle a bit at her flirting and hand her the can
Himeno has opened so many beer cans in her life and even if this isn't the same it's still a can so it should still be no problem for her
........except it is
"Huh?"
"What's wrong?"
"The can's not opening"
"Really? Weird"
"Yeah"
She checks to see if she's accidentally using her ghost devil powers but no, she can still touch the can, it's just not opening for some reason
She tries again but gives up pretty quickly when she realizes nothing's working
"I give up, i need a drink"
"That easily?"
"Call aki if you really wanna open it"
"Alright I guess"
".............can I still get the kiss though?"
Kobeni higashiyama
"H-huh? You want me to open it?"
She's a bit confused on why you asked her specifically, she's really not that strong after all, definitely not stronger than you, but she did have to open a ton of cans for her job so maybe it's because of that
"O-oh, sorry it seems stuck"
"That's fine, I'll just not drink it"
"N-no, let me try more"
She tries again using a napkin but even that fails and she starts getting irritated
She really wants to open this can for you. What kind of girlfriend would she be if she couldn't do something that simple for her love? But she also really doesn't want to ask anyone for help and doesn't have enough money to buy you another one so she has no choice: she has to open this can
She takes out her knife and tries to slice the lid open but somehow that still doesn't work
At this point she's sweating and panicking and super embarrassed so she eventually gives up and gives you the can back while blushing
"I-i'm so sorry y/n"
"Don't apologize it's fine, no one can open that anyway"
"R-really?"
"Yeah I gave it power and she was so mad about it"
"Hehe, t-that makes me feel a bit better"
Quanxi
She just nods silently and takes the can from your hands
Not only is quanxi one of the most powerful devil hunters there is she is also a very physically strong and muscular woman so opening cans and jars for the people she loves is something she happily does almost daily and with ease
"Hm?"
"Is everything OK?"
"........don't worry, I got it"
She now tries again this time using her full force and it still doesn't budge so she puts it on the table and just glares at it before getting up
".....quanxi, where are you going?"
"I'll open the can"
".........that's not what I was......nevermind"
Whenever she comes back you notice she has her swords with her which you're very worried about
"W-what are you doing?"
"Opening the can for you, stand back"
One single slash from her Dao is enough to kill a devil, so why the heck is this can still not only intact but open
"..................."
At this point the fiends come in the room because or the noise and each of them try to open the can still failing
"Girls please stop I'll just get-"
"No, you asked for this can to open and so we'll open it!"
"Halloween!"
At a certain point quanxi stops them and still stands in front of the can glaring at it
"............"
You see her about to take off her eyepatch and turn into crossbow form so you hug her and she calls down.......still glaring at the can though
Asa mitaka/yoru
"Huh? Uh......sure ok"
Asa knows she's not strong, but she at least hopes to be strong enough to open a soda can especially since it's for you
The more she struggles, the more embarrassed and red she gets, she seriously can't even open a can!?
"It's fine if you can't I can just get another one"
Asa sighs and blushes even more at you smiling at her before starting to put the can back on the table
"Thank you, seriously though what's that can ma-"
"You really can't even open a soda can for y/n? How more pathetic can you get?"
".......ok no I'll do it"
Normally, she'd just brush off one of yoru's many insults, but for some reason, this time, she couldn't just let it go, simply because it was for you, the person who asa wakes up every day thankful to have in her life. You make her life worth living by just loving her she CAN open a soda can for you
.....Yeah, it turns out she can't, when she eventually gave up she put her head on the table incredibly embarrassed and upset
"See? Pathetic"
"If you're so sure of yourself then you try it!"
"That's what I was going to do in the first place"
Asa raises her head and you see that now she has scars on her face and her eyes are ringed
"Hey yoru, wanna try too?"
"Obviously, it's just asa who's weak, how hard to open can a soda can b-"
The words die in her mouth as she tries to open the lid but can't
"What the-"
She tries again but nothing works and now she's pissed off
Sure, yoru might have gotten over what happened with chainsaw man. Thanks in no small part to you, but she can't withstand a humiliation like this, especially because it's in front of the only human she actually cares about. She's the war horseman for crying out loud, she rejoices in killing humans and bloodshed and she can't open a soda can
She continues until she's breathing heavily and her face is completely red but still won't give up
"..........hey-"
"Before you ask, no you can't go and turn a random human into a weapon to help you"
".......dammit"
She tries using her powers on the can itself though and it still doesn't work somehow, which causes her to rage completely now
She kicks and steps on the can angrily while insulting it, she eventually runs out of energy and sets down on the table in the same position her host was before
Fami
"O-oh me? S-sure, g-give it here"
Her strength is one of the very few things fami is confident in. She's a horseman of apocalypse so she's always been strong and using that strength to protect you or help you is a great way to show her love for you
"H-huh? W-what?"
"Is everything OK?"
"Y-yeah don't worry.....i-i got it"
Her smile fades faster than ever as she tries again and nothing changes, this has never happened before why is it happening in front of you now?
"....uh.....fami..."
"N-no y/n i-i can do it"
Tears start coming out of her eyes as she tries pulling the lid off with her teeth
"Fami, please stop I'll just get another one"
"*sniffles n-no please i-i'm close *sniffles*"
Eventually her older sister sees her struggling and asks if she can help but fami refuses because she doesn't want to embarrass herself even more
When she understands she can't do it she just starts crying uncontrollably
"Waaaaaahhhh!! I'm sorry y/n *sniffles* I'm so useless I can't even open a can for you!"
"I-it's ok fami, everything's all right"
After that you have to comfort her a lot.... and she starts tearing up every time she sees a soda can
Death/ (D) fami
She puts down her won food and wordlessly takes the can
Death knows she's the right woman/devil for the job. not only is she literally the strongest devil ever she also has to have opened thousands of soda cans with how many times she goes to fast food restaurants
She tries, thinking this is going to go as easily as the other countless times but is happy on the inside as she gets to do this for you
".......death are you sure you've got it? You've been going on for like 5 minutes"
"......oh"
She didn't even notice it had been that long, since she was focused on only opening the can. When she tries again this time at full force she starts noticing that it's actually not working
Her expression still doesn't change however, she's determined to do this for you, she tries for another 5 to 10 minutes before realizing how weird this actually is
This girl could singlehandedly wipe out the entirety of humanity if she wanted to (not that she'd ever actually do it) but now she's struggling to open a soda can
"............"
"It's fine if you don't-"
"No, I just need some help"
"Wha-"
You suddenly see the falling devil just appear behind her and you can't believe she actually summoned a primal devil to open a can
"What do you need of me, mademoiselle?"
"Open this soda can"
"............pardon?"
Falling devil tries opening it with her many arms, but it still doesn't work, then she uses her powers on it, but even while falling under pressure that would kill a human....the soda can doesn't budge at all
Death unsummons falling devil and looks at the can actually mad at this point, it's the first time you've seen her with anything resembling anger on her face
"........I can buy you more later right?"
"....y-yeah why?"
You see her summoning the guillotine devil this time and just sigh, glad that you decided to get take out because she would have totally done this in public too
When even guillotining it doesn't work death is fed up with the can and just throws it out of the window and resumes eating
The next day she brought you like 15 different soda cans to apologize
"You know you really didn't have to do this right?"
"I failed you, this is my apology"
"It's really nothing but I know you're not going to return this so....."
You hand her one of the cans
"Let's just split these"
Death just stared at the can in your hands with even more rage
"No, please keep them to yourself"
You're very shocked as this is the first time she has ever refused any food or drink
".....o-ok"
.......did a soda can manage to scare the death devil?
