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kushblazer666

contemptible-scoundrel

SOLARPUNK WHO REALLY LIKES YOGURT: I think we as a community need to have a serious discussion about the erasure of chobanis foundational contributions to solarpunk theory

MILLENIAL BURGER CHAIN RUN BY ANTS: [high-pitched stomp clap hey music] here at bürgR, we do things a liiiiittle differently. it all started with one crazy idea: what if there was a burger with truffle fries... that was REALLY small

INSECURE MERCENARY: no no it's okay when I kill people it's not like I enjoy it I'm not some sicko who likes hurting people I'm just doing it for money

GUY WHO IS PRETENDING AN AMULET IS CURSED SO HE CAN KEEP IT FOR HIMSELF: ahhhh no man I'm feeling really sinister right now, like if you took this from me I might go crazy, I think I might be coveting this a little too much, it might be cursed, you probably don't want this, you shouldn't take my precious- I mean whaaaat what was that lol I didn't mean to call it "my precious" lmao the curse must be affecting me

SEALED DEITY EMINEM: I'm beginning to feel like a trapped god trapped god

GUY WHO THINKS EVERYTHING IS A NICKNAME: have you all listened to the new playboi cartholomew album yet

cutecipher

#letsallpoison

skopostheorie

This is ruining me I can't breathe

dobism

#IM FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD

fagstaynight

Sorry boss i cant come into work tomorrow the old jolly king just slapped his belly and leaned back in his chair with a big leg of lamb in his hand and loudly declared that the festivities shall last all through the night