Joey

She/Her INTP <3

[jo-doesdumbshit]

OUABH THEORY

⚠️no spoilers I’m only at chapter 18⚠️

But what if the first chapter is about Luc and the bell is warning Evangeline that Luc is not a good idea and what will happen because of him (the deal with jacks, turning to stone, etc.) isn’t good.

So when the bell to the Bookstore rings before the door opens and Evangeline gets excited again but it’s Marisol so she’s still happy is referencing that and Marisol is actually going to try to hurt/ or end up unintentionally hurting Evangeline??!?

Maybe again I’ve only made it to the beginning of the second Ball for Nocte Neverending🫶🏼

[jo-doesdumbshit]

Head cannon that if Inej and Kaz ever get over their individual aversions to touch and have a child together they would name it Jordie (Inejs’ fathers name/ Jesper) Ghafa/Brekker

Because Inej loves her father dearly and he told her what real love should look like, and Jesper is important to her and Kaz.

And Kaz would want to honor Jordie and nobody knows who he was so nobody could know the name is a tribute to his brother but the Crows (only Inej truly knows who he was but Jesper has an understanding to know he was important to Kaz).

[jo-doesdumbshit]

Inej Brekker/Rietveld.

Or

Kaz Ghafa.

Take your pick bitches. This isn’t a fill in the blank tho, it’s one or the other.

Personally Kaz is a Love sick boy and wouldn’t make Inej give up that last bit of her family and they would end up Kaz/Inej ghafa under Suli tradition and Kaz/Inej Brekker under Kerch Law.

[jo-doesdumbshit]

Kaz and Nikolai calling their gf-not-gf’s darling… makes me so happy <3

Nikolai : “…darling jailer?”

Kaz : “Please, my darling Inej, treasure of my heart…”

[jo-doesdumbshit]

Do you ever think about how maybe Apollo guided the arrow Paris shot to kill Achilles because he understood that heartbreak.

Apollo was in love with Hyacinthus (“So fiercely was Apollo in love with Hyacinthus”), a mortal. So when he died Apollo said :

“He would have become mortal and join his lover in death if he were able to.”

So when he watched Achilles weep and fall apart over Patroclus’ death, he was sympathetic.

That maybe he didn’t guide that arrow out of hatred, he guided that arrow because he was able to help Achilles have what he was never able to—to be with the one he loves in death—which is extremely poetic.

Again maybe.

[kinreads]

It’s just me and my silly little books against the world

[jo-doesdumbshit]

Okay this may not be everyone’s opinion but,

The Wicked King is the best book in the trilogy.

It’s Cardan becoming confident in himself and in his love for Jude,

It’s Jude learning she’s always been capable of being great but people told her she wasn’t,

It’s two stubborn people falling in love but are too scared to admit it because they have a lot to work through,

The Queen of Nothing is easily a close second but TWK really dives into them as people AND then as a couple,

It also has some of the best YA plot points EVER (thank you Holly Black)

[jo-doesdumbshit]

You know what Aaron Warner and Kaz Brekker have in common?

They both are grumpy teenagers with horrible pasts who love to- mid mission- play with dogs,

Fall in love with hot, talented, badass women,

Lead a gang/sector like a boss,

Fantastic fashion taste,

And they both had the entirety of my heart before the end of the first book, and by book two make me weak in the knees for them.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk :)

[jo-doesdumbshit]

For everything that is holy, please, let’s stop hating on Nesta.

If she were a man nobody would think twice about her actions, she’d be the emotional distant, cold, basic bad-boy and everyone would be in love with her.

She had an insanely traumatic event happen to her and suffers from depression and probably some PTSD because of it, she’s adjusting to a life and a completely different body, world, and family. She’s doing what she needs to survive.

Healing has never been fast, it took Feyre ages to come to terms with her abusive ex, what happened under the mountain, and everything else that happened in the earlier books and that was with the help of her new family (the court of dreams). Stop trying to force Nesta to be perfect immediately.

Let her be emotionless, rude, protective and powerful without her being a bitch or a prude.

[apokalyps]

“Come home and shout at me. Come home and fight with me. Come home and break my heart, if you must.”

“Above me is the same silvery moon that shines down on you. Looking at it makes me recall the glint of your blade pressed against my throat and other romantic moments.”

(pressing a blade against his throat was romantic tho. Jude has perfected the art of seduction)

"And yet my heart is buried with you in the strange soil of the mortal world, as it was drowned with you in the cold waters of the undersea. It was yours before I could admit it, and yours it shall ever remain."

― Cardan's letters to Jude, Queen of Nothing

I just want to know how Jude would react to these letters. What if she had actually read them? would her replies be as poetic as Cardan's? gahhh I'm dying to know.

[sadonaa]

„No mourners No funerals”

[emsilverblades-deactivated20231]

Inej Ghafa 🤝 Jude Duarte

Thinking he isn’t even bothered by the fact that they’ve been captured

Kaz Brekker 🤝 Carden Greenbriar

Doing whatever it takes to get their girls back

[justdaphne]

Reading the Queen of Nothing was basically like:

jude probably listened to all too well

the way she deals with heartbreak is literally going on suicide missions

oh my god she actlly-

AS SHE SHOULD

i swear i hate cardan sm rn there has to be a reason tho but FUCK CARDAN

oh my god there she is

TARYN HAS THE AUDACITY TO COME AND ASK FOR JUDE’S HELP

..taryn redemption ig she killed locke

SHE KILLED LOCKE OMG

didnt know she had it in her

you definitely arent the same sis

Jude you wont help her right

THIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER. TARYN IS PREGNANT WHAT

JUDE I LOVE YOU SM WDJRGTJEJWKXKSKFMTNRKSKA

..cardan. he’s hot tho BUT UGH but mmh

what is ur game cardan

fuck

WHAT LETTERS? HE KNEW IT WAS HER-

ofc madoc had to ruin this little reunion

didnt madoc raise her how does he not know fr-

when oriana and madoc finds out oh shes in deep shit

what

huh

okay- OH.

OH NO

hellow roach

CARDANWNWNDETKRKWXEKA

oh?

OH?? HE- HE WAS PROTECTING HER FROM THE- WITH HIS CLOAK.

MADOC DID NOTTTT

HE DID NOT

HE SWORE TO PROTECT HER

mhm okay

TARYN FINALLY KNOWS OH I WOULD BE SO SMUG RN IF I WERE JUDE

“you dirty mortal liar” i-

“DO NOT TOUCH HER..” “SHE IS MY WIFE..” WHAHAHDJENGNEK WHAT

OH NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE SHE SAID SHE WOULDNT GET HURT ANDBWJDJJGKYEKSJZ

OHMYGODDEWJJSSJFYHTJE

they need to talk

it was. a joke.-

okay listen i feel like jude figured it out maybe idk she might have but brushed it off becoz she didnt know if she was the true queen or not so this is valid.

OH MY GOD A CONFESSION-?

“FEARING FOR YOU”

okay okay scheming timeeeee

i totally understand this plan rn

liliverr x roach

VIVIIIIIII

“oh idk maybe he’d like to hear me scream” “i would. and perhaps one day i will” HOLD UP. HOLD UP. HOLD UPPP. *rereads that sentence* HOLLL UP- HE DIDNT NOTTT *screams*

totally understanding rn

MMHMMM I SEE WHERE THIS IS GOINGG

“MOCK ME ALL YOU LIKE. WHATEVER I IMAGINED THEN. NOW IT IS I WHO BEG AND GROVEL FOR A KIND WORD FROM YOUR LIP”

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

“BY YOU I AM FOREVER UNDONE” HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY HEART. MY HEART CANNOT

“I MISSED YOU. IN THE MORTAL WORLD WHEN I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY ENEMY I STILL MISSED YOU”

“MY SWEET NEMESIS, HOW GLAD AM I YOU HAVE RETURNED” HE👏IS👏WRITTEN👏BY👏A👏WOMAN

OH MY GOD A DRAMATIC LOVE CONFESSSSQKDJEGYT

what

things were going so well

he’s a snake-

mm ok

uh

yea im not okay

YEA YOU SHOULDVE TOLD HIM EARLIER

oh noooo

MIMICKING CARDANNNNN

uhuh

WOT.

Nicasia’s pov of pre tcp cardan’s crush: she knew of course

HE GOT THE DRESS FOR HER?? FOR NO REASON???? CARDAN DID THAT???? OH FML IM SO SOFT RN

OFC JUDE WANTS CARDAN BACK

-

hello madoc.

yeah u didnt know she was alive the same way u thought she was taryn

I- YOURE GONNA

OH-

OH NO

OHH

OH OKAY

WAIT WHATS THAT

OMGGG *cue the slow motion* OH THE TEARS

THE RELIEF

HE WAS GRIPPING HER AS THOUGH SHE WAS THE ONLY SOLID THING UGWHSHWJFJEJGMTMWKSKAKWNRNGBCCGKDKW

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

mhm okay

“I LOVE YOU” SHE FINALLY SAID IT EJDKWKF

oh ofc he doesnt believe her

AWWWWWEEEEEEEEE

MY SOUL IS DEAD ISTG

“I KNEW LITTLE ELSE BUT I ALWAYS KNEW YOU” God, its me again. so like, when is it my turn

OH MY GOD IM SO PROUDDDD😭😭😭😭😭😭

HIGH QUEEN OF ELFHAME OFFICIAL OFFICAL

SHE DID THAT YALL SHE DID THAT

AWWW THIS IS SO WHOLESOMEEEE AWJWJWJER

HHHHHHHHNHH SCHEMING GREAT SCHEMES

okay now what.

like idk what to do with my life anymore

anyway we went from fuck cardan to fuck cardan. both have different meanings 😚

Lettersss:

im dead inside

i cant feel anymore

*tears falling*

i hate lady asha man

[torydarixs]

cardan greenbriar had the audacity to say "by you, i am forever undone" and "if you're the sickness, i suppose you can't also be the cure" and "i want to tell you so many lies" and "my sweet villain, my darling god" and "come home and shout at me. come home and fight with me. come home and break my heart, if you must. just come home" and expected me to be okay???

[clockworkbee]

No thoughts, head empty. Just Cardan "looking at the moon makes me recall the glint of your blade pressed against my throat and other romantic moments" Greenbriar

[tangledinmysoul-deactivated2022]

Jude Duarte and Cardan Greenbriar - a playlist

The gaslight gatekeep girlboss & manipulate mansplain malewife otp

a very messy, not good edit cause i'm just trying out this format but it was fun

[jo-doesdumbshit]

Y’all ever think about when Cardan says

“do not touch her”

And Randalin says “she’s-”

Cardan starts with “She’s my wife…” and not that she’s the High Queen, he cares more that she’s his than the fact that she holds just as much power as him. He started with the fact that if anyone touches her they’ll answer to him not only as High King but as Jude’s husband.

Just a thought.