zodiacs at walmart during quarantine
*at 8;30 leo, cancer, and libra stroll in*
libra: oh god theres so many people
leo: theres no shopping carts left...
cancer: well good thing i brought all these BAGS then *proceeds to pull out five disarranged store bags*
leo: well i think we should split up, me and cancer will take two bags each- where's the fifth bag?
*they turn their heads to see aries walk away casually carrying the bag*
leo & cancer: Hey! Aries!
aries *turns around*: oh hey guys, didn't see you there
*scorpio & capricorn slap their foreheads in the distance*
cancer: uh aries?
aries: yes?
cancer: THATS OUR BAG WUEHDKJHS *proceeds to chase aries around the store*
*scorpio & capricorn waves at leo and libra to come over*
libra: so when did you guys arrive?
capricorn: 7:00 sharp when it opened, we thought it would give us an advantage and everything *glances at scorpio*
scorpio: it didn't
leo: ???
capricorn: there were a line of people asleep at the front door, probably waited there all night, we found these two *points to shopping carts*
aquarius & sagittarius asleep in the carts and under: heh?
*sagittarius tries to get up and bumps head on cart*
*aquarius tries to get up and shopping cart starts moving*
aquarius, capricorn, libra: oh shit
sagittarius *who has now crawled through*, leo, and scorpio: oh yes
*the cart hurries towards a mountain of toilet paper*
*suddenly taurus appears from around the corner*
aquarius: *eyes widens* AHHHHHHHHHHH!TAURUS
taurus: *turns around* not today no no *extends arms*
*the cart bumps into taurus's open palms and he gets knocked back a few inches*
capricorn & libra: phew
pisces & gemini: TAURUS ARE YOU OKA- wow he is strong
aquarius *looks up*: wow- i- thank you taurus *blushes*
taurus: your welcome, plEASE be careful next time you coulda killed both of us, get out of the cart now
gemini: we don't know when you all arrived but i think we deserve this cart now, amirite
pisces: ya guys
leo: what no we should get it since aries stole our bag
capricorn: WE FOUND IT BITCHES
pisces: please lower your voice
taurus: how about we just all use it
everyone: *murmurs of agreement with leo and gemini slightly upset*
*sagittarius is now in the corner talking to scorpio*
sagittarius: i cant believe taurus saves aquarius, i was supposed to impress her today
scorpio: well i say you do something really dangerous and brave to show her
sagittarius: you're right. *glances at the toilet paper mountain*
*virgo sees all this from a rack of wedding dresses*
sagittarius: *glances again to the shopping cart*
sagittarius *in a whisper yell voice*: iM GOIng to STEAL the shoppING CART
scorpio *is laughing inside*: that is such a wonderful idea sag!
*pisces sees something going on with the glances and whispers to gemini*
gemini: *puts a hand on the carts and looks at sagittarius*
scorpio: NOW!
virgo *jumping out of the rack*: NO!
sagittarius: *look of determination as he jumps into the shopping cart*
everyone else *except scorpio*: *look of horror*
*gemini screams with a hand still on the cart*
sagittarius: AQUARIUS PUSH ME WE ARE STEALING THIS BABY
aquarius: *puts a hand on the cart to try to pull it back*
*the cart is once again heading for the toilet paper mountain*
capricorn: *gives up and slaps forehead*
everyone else: *intense watching*
leo: AEEOOOOOOOOAAAAA
libra: *looks at leo with disgust
taurus: damn kids these days
virgo: why am i always a step late
pisces: i wanna go home
*the cart crashes with toilet paper everywhere and aquarius somehow in the cart with sag*
gemini: IM GOING TO KILL YOU GUYS- wait- OOoOoOoOoOoOoO AQUA AND SAG
manager walks over to capricorn: are you the keeper of these reckless children?
capricorn: *sighs* yes.
manager: how would you like to pay?
capricorn: *shoots death glances at everyone* *scorpio stops smiling*
meanwhile...
*aries and cancer walk out of walmart with two hot dogs and 5 bags full of groceries*
aries: where's the rest of the guys?
cancer: who knows, they might be stuck in the toilet paper mountains for all i know
THE END














