Pranking male Naruto characters by avoiding their touch.
Uchiha Sasuke
At first, Sasuke ignores your strange behavior. If you wanted to be weird, that was your headache, not his.
But when you sidestep him during a mission as he reaches out to steady you after a jump, his eyes narrow.
"What's your problem?" he asks, deadpan, stepping closer and reaching out for you again.
You shrug innocently, dodging his touch once more. His jaw tightens, and he retracts his hand.
Sasuke is surprisingly patient after that. But after you dodge his touch a third time, that patience snaps.
Determined to keep up the charade, you move to avoid his arm when he tries to protect you again.
"Whatever" did you seriously think he had a problem with not touching you?
He doesn't even bother with words anymore. Playing along with your game, he grabs the back of your shirt and effortlessly flings you out of harm's way.
"Hey!" you cry, barely managing to land safely.
"You wanna play games? Fine," he mutters, completely unfazed by your wide-eyed glare.
For the rest of the day, Sasuke avoids your touch, despite your whining and apologies. This was your punishment for playing silly games with him.
Uzumaki Naruto
"huh??"
You must be tripping, Naruto thinks, watching you duck when he tries to pull you into one of his bone-crushing hugs.
Naruto is all about physical affection, high fives, random hugs, scooping you up into his arms. So when you dodge his hug, his jaw drops.
The look on his face is too ridiculous, you can't stop yourself from bursting into laughter at his utter shock of your audacity.
"You're so dramatic" you roll your eyes, pulling him into a hug as an apology.
Naruto grins and returns the hug twice as hard, lifting you off the ground for good measure. Ignoring your squeals of embarrassment, he parades through the village with you still awkwardly dangling in his arms as punishment.
"Put me down Naruto! You're so embarrassing!"
Aburame Shino
Shino is flabbergasted, to say the least. You never avoided his touch, and he loved that because you were the only person he was comfortable being affectionate with anyway.
His eye twitches, but his shoulders eventually sag in relief when he sees you struggling to contain your laughter.
You were just playing a silly prank after all, thank goodness.
He discreetly releases a meliponine bee from his jacket sleeve, the little creature was harmless and couldn't sting, but you didn't need to know that.
The moment you spot it, your eyes widen.
"SHINO, ONE OF YOUR BEES ESCAPED!"
Shrieking, you leap into his arms. His lips stretch into a smug smirk as he catches you.
"Oh? What's this? I thought you didn't want me to touch you?"
You narrow your eyes, quickly connecting the dots. Jumping out of his arms, you smack his shoulder lightly.
"Touché"
Hyuga Neji
Neji was pretty much sick of your shit at this point, you've been on a pranking streak all week and it put him on edge.
Now he questions every little reaction from you, wondering if it was a prank or not.
Even now, he stood watching you, his posture stiff, an irritated glare on his face.
"Stop testing my patience y/n."
He grits out, reaching for you again, watching you move out of the way.
"Have I...have I done anything to upset you?"
he asks, voice shaky, exhaustion creeping in. He was afraid this time you weren't joking and he might've actually upset you.
You immediately drop the act, not liking the kicked puppy dog look on his face one bit.
"I'm sorry, I was just messing around" you tug him into a hug to which he returns with a glare, ultimately glad this wasn't anything serious.
He reaches down to flick your forehead.
"Ow!"
"You're an idiot. Quit it with the silly games ok?" he murmurs gently brushing his fingers over the spot he flicked.
"Ok ok"
Uchiha Itachi
Itachi chuckles, watching you sidestep his hug. He immediately knew you were playing games, no one craved his touch more than you did.
"Are you sure you want to do that? I'm leaving for a mission and won't be back till tomorrow"
You bite your lip, weighing your options. He was right, 24hrs was way too long to go without a hug.
You huff, shuffling into his still open arms with defeat. "Fine, I yield"
He laughs again, giving you a soft squeeze before pulling away.
"I'll see you in a couple hours" he says, placing a kiss on your hair before pulling away.
"See y- wait what! You said tomorrow"
"I lied" he calls out, smiling casually, like he didn't just decieve you, continuing down the path without looking back.
You can't help but snort at his tactics, you were so going to get him back when he returns though.
Uchiha Obito
"Well aren't you a picture of domesticity" Obito muses, watching you make coffee in one of his button downs, the shirt large on you.
He can't help himself, he reaches out to feel your soft skin only to be met with air when you move out of the way, giving him a strange look.
If he paid more attention, he would've noticed the look on your face was you struggling to hold in your laughter, but his stomach was too busy dropping to his feet.
Obito was insecure, about his face, about his body, and his past. Despite your reassurances, a part of him never believed he was what you wanted.
He was chronically paranoid that one day you'd realize you could have better, and leave him.
It didn't take you too long to figure out what was going through his head when he froze, staring at you like a deer in headlights.
"Shit, this was a terrible idea" you immediately grab his hands, placing one on your cheek and the other on your waist "I'm sorry, I was just messing around"
He stares down at you for a few seconds gauging your sincerity before sighing, his body untensing in relief.
"You're a menace..." his arms snake around you, pulling you into his chest, happy this was just a joke.
"I know, I know, I'm sorry"
Hatake Kakashi
Kakashi notices but doesn't react right away. Instead, he silently joins your game.
Every time he sees you coming he makes a point to dramatically avoid touching you even by a hair's breadth, bending and contorting his body into all sorts of shapes.
"You're terrible" you giggle, trying to grab him, watching him dodge your hands like his life depended on it.
"me? You're the one who started it"
he finally relents, letting you tug him into your arms.
"You could've seriously hurt my feelings you know? I'm sensitive"
You snort, Kakashi didn't give a shit and you both knew it.
You lean up, tugging his mask down to peck his nose as an apology "You're about as sensitive as that rock over there"
He chuckles, deciding to let your snark go, he won after all, you wouldn't be avoiding his touch again.
I just realized I've never done headcannons for the naruto characters at once, so enjoy!
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Lol on the rewatch: after Sasuke lightning blades straight through Juubidara, his lower body is severed and his upper one is transported to kamui where it regenerates from...
....but all the hokage come up over the hill to see is half a body and everybody missing because dimensional travel is relatively newish and nobody was expecting Kaguya.
So Tobirama's first thought is 'let's make this motherfucker talk'
....for you see, no one is safe from the reanimation jutsu No ONE. Especially not its own fucking creator. And Tobirama is pissed. Village is a mess, everyone's a tree, and he's fucking dead and back again. And Madara whupped his ass. Lectured him. And then dealt him multiple fatal blows only to mention that's its not as fun because he's already dead.
But Hashirama is grasping at straws for a reason not to do that because bro what the fuck we just did this he has a hax on the reanimation jutsu if we invite him back to the party he's gonna mess it up again! But instead he says 'no brother that requires living human sacrifices we cannot'
Meanwhile Tobirama is gonna tear out his hair in frustration because Bro we are already doing that RIGHT NOW! BRO WE ARE LIVING SACRIFICES AND WE ARE SAVING THE WORLD!?! AUGHGhhrrrrrghh why does everyone get to use my jutsu but me how do you think I made this jutsu!? But he just remains silent. Was probably gonna do it anyways but Hagoromo showed up right just then.
I made this two months or so ago and forgot to post, but here it is!
A small break to my one piece brainrot
Personal headcannon that Sakura Kiba and Lee would train taijutsu together after the chunnin exam, mainly because Sakura need a life outside Sasuke and Tsunade
And because I think it would be funny if Kiba sees Sakura and Lee fighting and just jump in
Can I get silly Team Guy headcanons, I don't see much LeeNejiTenten content but I love them
AHHHHH I think its obvious from my name, but I actually love Team Guy in such a specific fashion. They live inside my dome, so I will grant some tasty ones as of recent. Thank you vm for the ask 🥰🥰
Guy Sensei
This man is for certain a dog person. I think in his relationship w Kakashi, and his unending love for Rock Lee, he has a penchant for beings that are lost, so inside my brain, he fosters dogs and takes in strays just for fun
He absolutely thinks he can train any of them to be Ninken, and tbf he does with some. Older dogs, younger ones, new tricks are always an option with the SPIRIT OF YOUTH
His favorite is a white Husky mutt he found at the hokage summit though. He named him Chidori and they met while he was doing one armed pushups and Chidori jumped on his back
“Thanks for the extra weight, big guy, and the encouragement!!” *while Chidori started howling on his back*
Lee
This is my lover boy and it frustrates me that we see a kid from him and no other parent, so Ive decided he is a canon polybisexual and wont settle down 🤷🏼
he thinks its all training partners until they start kissing and then SUDDENLY hes got like 4 girlfriends and 5 boyfriends.
Is so open about seeing them all with them, he aint no cheat. Hes just keen on getting stronger in the forces of LOVE and he likes the way everyone brings something to the table.
“How could I learn to love the best way possible without having different types of people to love. You are all so different and thats what makes it special and challenging”
Tenten
Ive been in love with this woman since the beginning of time. I think she’s absolutely a lesbian (even have an OC to be her girlfriend bc she DESERVES IT)
Uses her kunai to pick her teeth at night, her girlfriend calls her a heathen for it but damn it’s convenient to have them on hand all the time.
She likes to dance in her free time, but is SO EMBARRASSED by the thought of anyone seeing her. She is actually really good at contemporary and can foxtrot like the best w her lover though after getting over some terrible stage fright being found in her bedroom boogeying one day
Neji
Will not let anyone do his laundry or shower with him. Time to be clean is time for his thoughts, and he doesnt like when people comment on the weird way he organizes and folds his clothes or how he scrubs his hair 4 times in one sitting.
Hes also like, super into geocaching. He likes being able to play puzzle outside, its like byakugan but on hard mode and hes into the challenge it can bring him. Flex them brain muscles boy
For the same reason, likes puzzles. His house has like a hundred framed finished puzzles on the walls bc he starts a new one every three days and doesnt like to part w them. Its wall art and a visual representation of his efforts. Feels good to look at.
" Now where is the light ? " - Kakashi Hatake x Reader
A/N : Hey there ! First time writing a reader insert (English is not my native language, so sorry if there's a lot of mistakes in the story). I just tried to write a little something. Let me know if you liked it and if you want a second part !
Inspiration : Antidotes in Passing - Soilwork
Pairing : Kakashi Hatake x Reader
Warnings : Angst, mentions of blood and death, but fluff in the end
Words : ~ 1500
Synopsis : Sent on a reconnaissance mission with three other ninjas to gather information on the Akatsuki, [Y/N] returned with only one of her teammates, severely injured. She couldn't forgive herself for the deaths of the others. Drowning in a silence that her friends couldn’t break her out of, she kept requesting increasingly dangerous missions. It was only when she returned from her latest mission, after weeks of silence, that a certain copy ninja decided to take matters into his own hands.
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The mission wasn’t supposed to end this way: in a confrontation, let alone a massacre. There weren’t supposed to be more than two of them, nor were they supposed to know you were there. Had you been set up? Was the information relayed to the Hokage nothing more than bait, meant to lure in prey far more valuable than you?
Eyes wide, a glimmer of horror still etched into your gaze, you tried to run as best as you could. The weight on your back and the haunting images of the endless minutes that had just unfolded made each step heavier. You had to get out, to reach the village as quickly as possible. But your thoughts collided, chaotic and fragmented.
The mission was a failure. Two ninjas had been slaughtered by members of the Akatsuki, and the only other person still alive besides you was teetering on the edge of life and death. Their weak, ragged breaths brushed against your neck, a chilling reminder that every step, every second lost, could seal their fate. If you failed, you’d lose yet another friend.
The seconds stretched into an endless agony. Even though your pursuers seemed to have fallen back long ago, their presence still haunted your mind. You could still hear their voices and dreaded the moment they might reappear to finish you off.
This wasn’t how it was supposed to go. You weren’t supposed to be the one to walk away unscathed. You weren’t supposed to still be alive.
Your thoughts spiraled between the guilt of having survived and the responsibility of getting your teammate to safety in time for treatment. The weight of failure was crushing. You didn’t even notice that, after hours of running, you had reached the gates of Konoha.
Two guards rushed to take the body off your back and carry it to the hospital. You stood frozen, your gaze lost in the void. No words, no gestures could pull you back. The cold night air was all you could feel, until, in a raw, hoarse whisper, you muttered :
— The mission... failed.
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Kakashi had learned of your return a few hours after your teammate had been rushed to the hospital. The night guards, unable to contain the news, had let it spread. Though the loss of his colleagues saddened him deeply, his thoughts kept returning to you. Was it serious? What state had this mission left you in?
That morning, he decided to entrust Naruto’s training to Yamato and took the time to come see you. You had known each other for years. He hadn’t forgotten all the times you had extended a hand, to him or others, when it was needed. He knew how missions like this could break someone. And he refused to let you go through it alone.
Perhaps his concern wasn’t the only reason that drove him to act so quickly. Perhaps there was something else, a deep-seated fear he buried within himself. The fear of losing you.
When he arrived at your apartment, he found the place deserted. Everything seemed frozen, as if nothing had moved since you left for your mission. Kakashi then searched the places he thought you might be: the training grounds, the heights overlooking the village. But you were nowhere to be found.
Resigned, he returned to Yamato and Naruto, pretending to read his book while trying to think of a way to coax you out of your isolation.
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Since that fateful night, you had disappeared from everyone’s sight. You threw yourself into missions, only returning to the village to leave again as soon as possible. You avoided your friends, dodged their gazes. Nights had become your worst enemy: every time you closed your eyes, their faces came back to haunt you.
Silence had become your refuge—a cruel reminder of their absence, but also of your survival. Why you and not them? That question obsessed you.
Even Tsunade had tried to help, to no avail. You didn’t want to hear it. To you, it was all your fault. Every moment spent in the village was just a reminder of your failure, an unbearable pain.
One day, out of options, you went to Tsunade.
— No missions? you asked in a whisper.
— Nothing for now, she replied gently. You should take the time to rest.
Your gaze fell to the floor, heavy with despair.
— Are you sure?
— You can’t keep running away. Missions won’t bring you peace.
She was right, but you couldn’t admit it.
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It was a cold and silent night. You were at the training grounds, the only place where you could vent your frustrations without running into anyone. The moon faintly illuminated your movements, a strange contrast to the violence of your strikes. You didn’t notice the silhouette hidden in the shadows of the trees.
— Fubuki is down, we need to retreat! I’ll grab her, and we’ll...
The memories hit you with brutal force. You saw Fubuki again, lying in a pool of blood, and Misu falling under the merciless blows of the Akatsuki.
Paralyzed, you collapsed to your knees. Uncontrollable sobs shook your body. Why them? Why not you?
A hand gently rested on your shoulder.
— You can’t blame yourself for what happened.
They never told me why I'm breathing
The voice was familiar, soft, almost unreal.
— There was nothing you could have done.
Kakashi.
You slowly raised your eyes. He was there, real and tangible, crouching in front of you. He gently took your hands in his, stroking their surface, still stained with painful memories.
— Let me help you, he murmured.
Now where is the light ?
As tears continued to stream down your face, Kakashi slowly wrapped his arms around you, as if to gather the scattered pieces of your broken soul. You hadn’t felt this safe, this comforted, since returning from that mission. The warmth and solace he offered felt almost unreal. How had you let yourself isolate, pull away, and leave him in uncertainty for so long?
The feeling of being an outcast just keeps growing
You hesitated. But his arms, his words, his presence... they were everything you needed. You let yourself go, broken, into his embrace. For the first time in weeks, the night no longer felt so cold.
The chill of the night, which just moments ago seemed amplified by your despair, suddenly dissipated. Calmness slowly returned, and your body, tense for weeks, finally found a measure of peace in his embrace. Bit by bit, you slipped into a sleep you hadn’t thought possible.
There must be light, there must be light
Kakashi noticed when your trembling stopped, when your breathing became steady. You had fallen asleep, the weight of your anxieties lifting slightly, if only for this night. He stayed there for a few moments, his arms still around you, ensuring you remained in this fragile state of calm. Then, with great care, he straightened, careful not to disturb your sleep, and gently carried you. Every step toward your apartment was deliberate, his hold on you firm, as if he feared you might collapse at any moment.
Your face, usually marked by pain and exhaustion, seemed peaceful in this temporary tranquility. Kakashi couldn’t help but notice how striking the contrast was to the state he had found you in.
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As your eyes slowly opened, you felt a blanket being gently pulled over you. The room was dim and soothing, and your gaze landed on a familiar silhouette kneeling by your bedside. Kakashi was there, silent, his face slightly lowered, but his features betrayed deep worry. A faint energy coursed through your exhausted body, and you reached out with a trembling hand to gently grasp his wrist.
Surprised, he looked up at you but didn’t pull away.
Take me home, where the truth unfolds
— Stay, please... you murmured, your voice barely audible.
There was a moment of silence where Kakashi seemed to hesitate. He wanted to help you, to stay by your side, but a part of him seemed reluctant, held back by unspoken thoughts.
— I need you... you added, sincerity resonating in every word.
His gaze softened, both intense and gentle. After a brief moment, he stood, and for a fleeting second, you thought he was going to leave. But to your surprise, he simply removed his jacket and forehead protector before gently lifting the blanket. Without a word, he slipped beside you, his movements filled with infinite care.
His arms enveloped you gently, and instinctively, you nestled against him, seeking the warmth and comfort he offered so freely. Kakashi rested his chin softly on your head, tightening his embrace as if to assure you that you were safe, that nothing could reach you here. One of his hands moved to your hair, caressing it slowly, a gesture both soothing and protective.
— I’m here, [Y/N], he murmured in a low, emotional voice.
As your tears dried and your breathing settled into a steady rhythm, exhaustion overtook you again. Nestled against him, you found a moment of peace, far from the memories and guilt that haunted you. Kakashi, feeling your body relax in his arms, closed his eyes as well. He cherished this moment, knowing he could watch over you, knowing you were finally safe.
And steals away the night
— I’ll always be here for you, he whispered softly, as he let himself drift into a light sleep, an imperceptible smile gracing his lips.
Their ✨quirks✨ when making love to you — Sasuke, Kakashi, Sai, and Gaara.
↳ warning! 18+. pure smut, but with love. sasuke’s includes degradation and overall rough sex.
Sasuke
You make Sasuke nervous. I’m talking stomach in knots, heartbeat out of control, and sweat making his armpits itch kind of nervous. Every time he makes love to you he tries his best to hide it, but he can’t help it. You’re so fucking beautiful and the fact that you can even get him so worked up?
Before you, he didn’t care about romantic love, sex, or anything in between. He was no virgin when the two of you met, but you my love, take Sasuke to heights he’s never seen or thought he needed in his life. He literally worships the ground you walk on in between the sheets, but he’s also addicted to the pleasure you give him. Sex with you is a literal high for him. He could and would fuck you all day, every day if he had the time.
You will have to remind him sometimes to slow down, or to be more gentle. It unfortunately is a natural instinct for him to lose control while inside of you, but trust and believe he would never intentionally try and hurt you during sex. “I’m sorry, love. You’re just so fucking wet and it feels so good when I’m fucking you like that. I’ll be more gentle I promise.”
Never knows where he wants to be when he’s fucking you. He’ll go from having his tounge in your mouth, to having his hands around your neck, to sitting up so he can look at himself stroking in and out of you. He wishes he had eyes everywhere so he could get a full view.
The two of you always make love, but it’s far from sweet. He lives for being (consensually) rough with you. Loves pounding in to you, blindfolding you, edging you, spanking you, and degrading you. “You’re such a fucking slut, baby. I wonder what your friends would think if they saw you right now, riding my dick like this while you get your ass slapped over and over again by me.” “Yeah, I know—this dick is fucking good isn’t it? I wonder if you even deserve it. I don’t know if you’re working hard enough. You know this is Uchiha dick, don’t you? You’re living every girls dream out right now. Fuck, maybe you’re the best?”
Trust me, you’re the best. He just loves to make you work hard to please him. And don’t worry, he’s not the only one that’s talking shit. When it’s his turn to put in work, you better pull his hair and flex about how all the men in the leaf village would kill to have their face in your pu$$y. Wrap your legs around his head. Tell him to spit on it and stick his tounge in it right after. He’s down for it all.
Firm believer that you can indeed cum one more time. “I know you can do it, baby. Don’t you know that I believe in you? I would never lie to you. Cum for me again. Cum all over my fingers.”
So damn good at giving head, but uses it as a reward for you being good instead of doing it every time the two of you make love. It doesn’t matter how hard you beg or try to make up for your attitude earlier in the day. He will ignore you and not even look you in the eye. “Learn how to behave and maybe tomorrow you’ll get lucky.”
But when you do lay off the attitude, or look extra good, or he’s simply just in the mood to taste you on his tounge, know that you’re in for a treat. The way he works his tounge on your clit — it leaves you in tears everytime. He knows just when to finger you to help you climax, and he knows exactly how to flick his tounge in all the right places. He also loves to lick the cum right off your 🐱 when you cum because he loves how good you taste and how it makes your legs shake even harder.
He tries not to leave hickies all over you, but some nights, he can’t help it. Especially when he knows you’re going to be around someone he knows has feelings for you. You’re going to have his lips all over you.
Maybe you both needed to see a therapist to discuss the root of the passionate sex you always had, but it was what the both of you used to take out your frustration from the day.
And plus, like I said, it’s not always guns blazing. There are nights when the two of you genuinely do make sweet love. It happened more often when you began to get worried about how stressed he seemed all the time and asked if you could take control. You the showed him a different way of making love—the sweet and gentle way, which he realized he didn’t know how to do that well because he was so used to being so angry all the time. He didn’t realize he could express his love in a more gentle manner. He’ll kiss you gently, and massage your sides as he strokes in and out of you. “You’re magical, Y/N.” He says every time. “Thank you for being you. So patient. So kind.”
Kakashi
I know people tend to write Kakashi as a sex god who knows exactly what he’s doing and just sweeps you off your feet without warning, but I am a firm believer that while Kakashi can’t be bad at anything, he’s so shy when it comes to making love to you. I mean, it’s one thing to read it, but to actually do it in real life? So scary to him.
It doesn’t matter how many times you two go through the motions; him seeing you naked, you kissing him in all the right places, him touching you all the same, and that warm and wet grip he feels on his length when he sticks it inside of you— it makes him want to genuinely faint every time and you will have to remind him to breathe a lot because he legitimately forgets all bodily function with you.
“Breathe baby, it’s okay.” You smile gently, cupping his face in your hands. “Phew.” He breathes in and out repeatedly, trying to calm down at the sight of your breasts greeting him with love. “I’m sorry…you just make me feel so much.”
Don’t get it confused though. Give him some time to warm up, and you’re done for.
He’s so nasty. So so so nasty but in the best way. Some people like to have a perfect rhythm and flow during sex, but not Kakashi Hatake. He fucks you sloppy, he eats you out messily as if it’s the last thing he’ll ever taste on his tounge — he loses himself in you every time and he doesn’t care.
Has the most beautiful moans in the world, and isn’t afraid to let you hear it. He’s legit the sexiest man in the world, but doesn’t even realize it, which makes it even better. Kakashi always announces when he’s going to cum too. “Shit baby I’m about to cum right in that pretty mouth.” “You’re gonna make me cum so hard baby! I’m about to explode inside of you.”
The sexiest thing he does though, is when he doesn’t announce it because he’s too busy chasing the high of fucking you, and you know he’s about to cum because his strokes are getting sloppier and sloppier, and his moans are getting louder and louder as his mouth lays agape. His eyes are always shut tightly until that moment—the one where he opens them to look at you with innocent eyes, asking you without words can he cum?
And then he does it, and everytime he always stuffs his face into your neck, trying his best to kiss it as he strokes at an erratic pace inside of you while moaning like an angel in your ear. Heaven felt like earth in this moment.
Did I mention that he lives for you praising him during sex? Like…if you don’t he’s automatically going to get worried and think he’s not doing a good job. Of course, sometimes you can’t help but to be more quiet because he feels so damn good inside of you, forming words is difficult, but he can’t help but ask for more. “Am I fucking you good, baby?” “Fuck, am I doing okay?”
Has no problem being submissive. A lot of times, actually prefers it. Ever since he was young, Kakashi has always had to be a leader. He was always the one who had to take charge. That’s why when the two of you make love, the most vulnerable moment you two share, he loves when you tell him what to do. Please tie him up. Please blindfold him. Please give him those nights where you’ve made him cum so many times he passes out. It’s such a stress relief for him and it makes him fall in love with you all over again every time.
Mark him please. Nothing brings him more pride than going into a meeting knowing a bruise from your lips sits on his neck. There’s more in places where his comrades can’t see. He’d show them off too if he could. Regardless he loves playing coy when they all give him the look.
“What? I’m a ninja, aren’t I? I can’t have a bruise?” But he’s smirking under that mask of his.
Can get rough, but more so enjoys genuinely making love to you. He’s all about that passionate, heartwarming sex with you, and with every stroke does he express how much he truly loves you. He lives for the foreheads connecting, hands entertained, and breaths in synch love making.
“I love you so much, Y/N. You’re such a fucking angel.” “Let me put a baby in you. Have my fucking child.” “Why do you always feel so good?” “I swear I’d die over this pussy.” “Is it really all mine? What did I do in a past life?”
Sai
One of Sai’s greatest qualities is that he loves to learn, and the same applies to making love to you. Your body is a book, and there’s nothing he loves more than studying every single page you have to offer. You are his teacher and it’s lovely because you cater him to what your body craves and he follows.
He’s all about pleasing you. There are times where you’ll be lounging around the house doing nothing in particular when Sai comes up to you barely clothed. “Are you busy?” He questions everytime, and you already know what time it is. “Lay down.” He instructs, ready to experiment on your body trying to see if that position he read about can really make you cum in under two minutes.
He is literally your personal Ken doll. He loves when you use him and his body. It’s yours after all, which he reminds you constantly. He loves loves loves when you’re on top of him as the two of you sit upright because he craves seeing the desperation in your eyes. The way you grind on his lap using his dick to get you off—he would kill anyone who tried to see you like this. Your love making literally converted him into a maniac when it comes to you.
100% plays innocent, pretending like he doesn’t know what he’s doing so he can get a naked tutorial from you, and then proceeds to do whatever it is he asked perfectly. At this point you know what he’s doing, but he’s so sexy you can’t resist.
Sai says whatever he wants during sex because he has no filter, but it’s so hot. “You seem to be enjoy this, baby. I really love it when you ride my dick like this. It’s so wet down there I’m going to come so fast.” “No one in the leaf has ever fucked you like this, have they? I mean with how much you’re moaning and shaking that has to be true.”
Asks for head…a lot. He may love making you scream his name, but he also likes telling you what to do. He’s so damn pretty like this too—his legs spread wide while his hands grip whatever chair he’s sitting in. When the two of you first started making love, he didn’t moan because he didn’t know that was what he supposed to do. Everything felt so good, but he tried to hold in his sounds. He didn’t want you to be turned off. But once you told him you wanted to hear him he let it all out.
You two shouldn’t even be having sex in public with how loud the both of you get, but Sai doesn’t care and you’re so obsessed with him that you don’t care either. His favorite place to take you is up to the table that lets you see the clouds from a perfect view.
The two of you may be making love, but he loves grabbing you by your hair and pounding you. It always makes him cum so hard and he loves the sound of it. He loves you and is literally so obsessed with you and everything that comes out of your body.
Never leaves any cum out to dry. When he eats you out he licks it all off.
Just like Shikamaru when it comes to dirty talk. When the two of you make love, the room is never quiet. You better talk to him when he’s doing anything to please you. Tell him how good he eats it, tell him that he has the best dick you’ll ever get, and you better tell him how much you love him.
Worships your body and loves when you do it to him. “You’re so fucking beautiful, baby.” “You make me so hard with those perfect tits of yours.” “I can’t wait to cum all inside of you. You’re mine and no one else’s. Say it right now.”
You know those guys that say when they love you they’ll put any part of your body in their mouth? That’s Sai. Also, yes he eats ass. He does anything you want him to do to you. It’s your world he literally just lives in it.
….ain’t no pulling out…consensually of course. cumming inside of you is his invisible mark on you. others may not be able to see it, but when the two of you go out, it gives him a sense of pride knowing that he’s inside of you no matter where you go.
Gaara
Wow…the most gentle human being on this planet when it comes to making love to you. There is never a time where he doesn’t treat you as if you are made of glass, and it is the sweetest thing ever. Gaara is so in love with you, and you feel it with every touch he puts on your body.
Loves kissing you. He doesn’t know why, but he has an inkling that it’s due to the feeling he gets in his chest while your lips and tounge mold into eachother, and when you mix that in with him feeling your warm and wet walls clench around his dick? You make him weak in the knees.
Gaara, as rough around the edges as he can be sometimes being the Kazekage, is never like that with you. He always speaks with nothing but respect for you even while doing the dirtiest things. The two of you will be spooning as he goes back and forth between fingering you and rubbing your clit, praising you all at once: “Am I…really making you so…wet…baby?” As you calm down from the intense orgasm he just gave you; “Your body is so beautiful. I swear it does the most amazing things.” As he sees your cum dripping off his fingers he can’t help it. “Can I…lick it off? Is that okay?”
He simply cannot be rough with you. With everything he’s done in the past, he’s always afraid that if he gets too riled up he may awaken something that could make him hurt you, but even looking past that, you’re his angel. Snapping you in half doesn’t get him off and it never will. The first time he slipped up was after a really stressful day where he found himself completely losing it inside of you. The next morning you could barely walk, and he immediately felt like the worst person in the world.
“Y/N, please don’t go. I didn’t mean to hurt you. God, I’m such a fuck up. I didn’t realize I was hurting you please—
You can’t help but feel a tug on your heart seeing him so frantic. “Baby! It’s okay. I’m okay. This, is the walk of a champion. You made me feel so good, I promise. Too good.”
He doesn’t believe you at all, and that’s simply because your relationship still doesn’t make sense to him. It doesn’t matter how much you tell him how good he is, or how hard he sees you cum, he’s always going to hear the voice in his head saying he doesn’t deserve you, he’s not good in bed, and that he’s a danger to you; that making people feel good is not something he’s capable of doing.
Praise him praise him praise him praise him! And tell him you love him please. It really makes him feel so good to hear it whenever the two of you are in the moment, and it makes him feel more comfortable with everything.
He’s obsessed with your body and seeing everything it can do. He also loves looking you dead in the eye no matter what he’s doing to you or what you’re doing to him. It’s so intense and he can barely handle it, but he’s so fucking in love with you he can’t ever not be present in these moments. He lives for the way your eyes roll in the back of your head when he’s hitting it just right. Your moans literally put air into his lungs.
Gaara has the prettiest moans, and he never felt subconscious about you hearing them because you never told him to. He always takes your lead and he can sense how riled up you get when you hear him. He would do anything to make you feel that. He moans the loudest when he’s about to cum, and when you’re giving him head. Like I said, he never wants to be rough with you and always wants to do everything perfectly, but you’re so damn good at using your mouth to please him, and he can’t restrain from having his hands somewhere on your body. Your hands in his, a grip on your hair, even your chin will do.
He also talks a lot through it, telling you how pretty you look. “You’re so damn pretty, Y/N. And so talented.” “You don’t know how good you’re making me feel right now. I’m shaking, baby.” And then his breathing starts getting more intense, and his legs rise without him even noticing. It’s so beautiful to see.
Loves when you sit on his face. It’s like a mandatory thing, but he also likes when you make him work for the opportunity beforehand. He’s so fucking good at eating you out it drives you crazy, and he really doesn’t believe you when you say he’s the best you’ve ever had.
“Really?…that can’t be.”
Just like Sai when it comes to body worship. He thinks you’re God’s greatest creation and will tell you without hesitation. He also loves when you compliment your favorite things about his body, kissing every inch of whatever it is.
The two of you really do make sweet love to eachother. Gaara makes you feel so protected during everything, as if nothing can hurt you as long as you’re with him. You make him feel the same.
