i don’t have any elephant books

Ryan (he/him);; capt. speirs trash;;

[needsmoreexplosions]

stop with all this “man cave” and “she shed” nonsense. Its your evil lair. Embrace it

[perrine-hideaway]

What came to mind when I read “She shed” :

[needsmoreexplosions]

Mon dieu… She DOES shed

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

Opening Task Manager to scare the programs into behaving again

[tatzelwurming]

i want the gentle eyes, funny laugh, and immense bite strength of a hyena

[thealfaguy]

So damn peaceful when nobody knows shit

[animentality]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

did you guys know that the hours continue to pass even if you aren’t using them well. I’ll let you know if I discover more

[leolaroot]

heh.... he doesn't know about .. my Instant Pounding Headache technique....! *stands up too fast* *screams in agony*

[pitbolshevik]

honestly if you are still clutching your pearls over furries, not even the weird kind but just bog standard furries, in 2023 you need to go become amish or something

[pitbolshevik]

bitch go churn some butter

[lakevida]

due to your unwillingness to engage with the unfamiliar we have no choice but to abandon you in a snake pit i'm sorry

[lesbian-king-kai]

This is highly yet subtly ableist-coded.

[lakevida]

[argumate]

Call of the Void: Seven years on, what do we know about the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines…

“Good night, Malaysian three seven zero.”

MH370 still the wildest air crash (?) story of all time I think

[gandalftopsurgery]

Real life really is just like Neopets. Every day I get up. Feed my pets. Get a free omelette at the giant omelette. Go to my job at the ice cream factory where I have to dodge giant scoops of ice cream at increasingly high speeds

[natelife]

(╯°□°)╯

[cute-animals-only]

mud pool fun time

[mockwa]

[snuv]

motherfucker ultimate

[jisuto]

[datasoong47]

[byehellsitelmao-deactivated2023]

my brain is full of these working in a little office like spunchbob