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Hey babe I made you a playlist *hands you an encrypted USB containing bootlegs of the Monroe Institute's Gateway Tapes, untranslated hymns to Inanna accompanied by thunderous drumming, and a bunch of grainy recordings of crows cawing that I spliced together into a tone poem*

#shitpost #me n who #this is legit the kind of relationship i want tho #the gateway experience #monroe institute #inanna #crows #crowposting

chromaticabrasions

me: hey guys do u wanna hang out or smth

my monk roommate who has taken up a religious vow of silence and has left it unclear on what religion he’s actually following and won’t tell me when i ask because of the aforementioned vow of silence:

my other roommate that is a corpse we tried to steal the wallet of once to pay the rent but has since materialized in the center of our living room and won’t go away no matter how many times we throw it in the dumpster but at least it pays rent on time:

the collection of china dolls that wander around the apartment and stare wordlessly at me with their glass eyes until i get migraines and don’t even pay rent:

me: okay. i’ll probably turn on a movie or whatever. dracula 1931 okay with u guys?

monk roommate: 👎

me: cmon dude we’ve watched la la land every night for the past week can’t we watch something else

monk roommate: 🖕

me: jesus whatever i’m going back to my room, watch whatever you want

china doll: 👁️👁️

me: fuuuuuck you dude. what the hell.

oldwebtreasure

The Happy99 worm, also known as Ska or i-Worm, was a worm for Windows, appearing in 1999. The worm would display a gif of exploding fireworks in a window titled “Happy New Year 1999!″. This was the first worm known to spread via e-mail and usenet. Other than attaching itself to the user’s computer, this worm did no damage.

themaniacisinthemailbox

catilinas

aristotle is real and he can hurt you

Do you think with the smiling friends count as a human service organization

Do you think they all have their lmsw

#smiling friends

spineless-lobster

Shit man, this trojan war is fucked. I just saw a guy raise his hands to the sky and say “grey-eyed athena, strengthen my spear” or some similar shit, and he felled 27 men at once before being whisked away by divine mist. The narrator didn’t even mention him, that’s how common shit like this is. My ass is stuck with a bow and 2 arrows. I think I just heard “would to god my rage, my fury would drive me now to hack your flesh away and eat you raw” two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

cryptotheism

I had no idea William Blake was bonkers. I mean, I saw his jacked biblical engravings and just assumed he was normal religious bonkers. Not that he was some kinda mystic born way too late.

He was born at the right time

john-keels-sinister-goatee

What do you think happened to Antonio Vilas-Boas after he fucked the alien? Like not directly afterwards with the radiation sickness thing, but for like the rest of his life. Did he do anything else notable

john-keels-sinister-goatee

I looked it up and apparently he became a lawyer?? Did his clients know? I hope they did, and I hope it was a plus for them

Also the Portuguese Wikipedia has a whole extra bit that's not on the English one about a supposed ex-CIA agent who claimed the close encounter was hoaxed by MKULTRA as an experiment? So that's a whole new angle on it

#antonio villas-boas #antonio vilas-boas #ufology #caso vilas-boas #ovnilogia

What do you think happened to Antonio Vilas-Boas after he fucked the alien? Like not directly afterwards with the radiation sickness thing, but for like the rest of his life. Did he do anything else notable

#if he didn't i think that'd be okay #it's not the worst thing in the world to be known as the guy who fucked an alien #antonio vilas-boas #antonio villas-boas #ufology

musings-from-an-elder-goth

Scored 27 of the 32 volumes of Time Life Books Mysteries of the Unknown for just $20 at a flea market. Loved the creepy TV commercials for these from the late '80's: