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The Bad at Coping Bros.

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

asmrgaret

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

asmrgaret

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

xavantina

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pterribledinosaurdrawings

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

pterribledinosaurdrawings

#i appreciate how genuine and non-judgemental this comic feels #like left one is not upset at right one for caring while being powerless #and right one seems genuinely distraught and not performative

I'm glad the facial expressions are coming across accurately! It can feel so absurd to say gosh I hope the torment maze removes some fire and rusty nails soon, but alas, sometimes that's all one can do.

latriviata

ID: single-panel drawing of two green dinosaurs having a phone conversation with a split background and series of speech bubbles. Both look very quietly distressed.

Right-hand dinosaur: Hello friend are you still in the Torment Maze?

Left-hand dinosaur: Yes and they're adding more fire and rusty nails.

Right: Oh dear, I'm so sorry to hear that. I hope they stop soon."

Left: Me too.

[signature for OP, Pterrible Dinosaur Drawings]

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thefloatingstone

When your cat falls asleep on you.

tadpole-art

It has social anxiety okay ;-;

appletvdaily

Time for a softer approach. I'm asking you to please get into the hopper.

Murderbot 1.07 Complementary Species

galaxywarp

aandriskobold

[ID: a picture captioned Lumber Party! It's a stock image of three women in pyjamas having a pillow fight, edited so they're holding wooden planks instead of pillows. /end ID]