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Writer of Fanfics, Mother of Wolves, Feeler of Mega-Fangirl Feels. Obsessive to the point of brilliance? NOW ACCEPTING WRITING PROMPTS: Marvel, Star Wars, Harry Potter, and more—feel free to ask for other fandoms!

[jojowritesfanfics]

*still patiently waiting to find out what happened in budapest*

[jojowritesfanfics]

YOU GUYS. ONE MORE YEAR.

[jojowritesfanfics]

This post has not aged well.

[cryptiddies]

Hey if you’re ever embarrassed by any scars you have just remember that I have a three inch scar down the length of my forearm from where I scratched myself on a microwave while cleaning

[cryptiddies]

Hey reblog this with your odd scar stories cause I think it’s cute and I wanna read em

[aberrantemotion]

I have a scar on my arm because I fell out of a tree and cried on the ground for 3 hours

[thevalleyoftriumph]

maso.

[aberrantemotion]

I was nine

[gaudfish-naudsm]

I once punched a mailbox and got a scar on my knuckle

[gaudfish-naudsm]

New scar: i was climbing on a fallen tree and fell off and now I have a bunch of scars on my ankles

[iikinkycupcake]

I forgot I had a glass aquarium in the garage that didn’t have protective edges on it and tripped in the dark when taking out garbage and hit my shin and now I have a giant gouge that is dark brown and is indented in. 

[erysian]

I stubbed my toes do much when I was younger by walking barefoot outside that now the nails on the second toe on each foot look like dog nails if I don’t keep them trimmed down.

[bonefarm]

I have a 9 inch scar from a rabbit down my arm and another one down my entire leg from a chain link fence that I *tried-* to climb when I was 8.

[skajador]

i have a scar on my right knee from when i fell onto a FULL SPEED TREADMILL at age 13 and death gripped the handles instead of letting it throw me off because DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR and it sanded off my knee skin

[brightblakes]

I have a six inch long scar on the inside of my thigh from slipping in the shower and one time my doctor asked abt it bc she thought I’d had surgery and I had to explain to her how I cut myself shaving and duct taped it shut instead of going to the damn doctor for an injury that likely needed stitches.

[mythicalmyotis]

I have scars on the inside of my lip where my teeth cut into it while playing saxophone for like 5 years.

[nexter2nd]

Scar on my wrist from when I got my hand stuck in an exercise bike

[hyvetyrant]

Scar under my right eye from getting a fishhook in my cheek at 6.

[cluegrrl]

I have a scar down the center of my belly from my pubic bone up around my navel from being so scared of medical debt that I didn’t go to the doctor until one of my internal organs tried to kill me.

[rokenford]

I have a scar on my left nipple. Story is embarrassing, but let’s just say drugs, sex, and razor blades don’t mix.

[callmebliss]

2” scar on the back of one hand from letting my hand ride along the wall while dragging a chaise into place in my 3rd floor bedroom and forgetting that boyfriends art desk with the metal-reinforced corners sticks out from around a corner of the wall

[anaquana]

I have a puncture scar on the side of my right calf from where I tried cutting a pair of jeans into shorts while still wearing them. The scissors caught on the inside seam and the force of cutting through it pushed my hand forward and I ended up jamming the lower portion of the scissors into my leg.

[spaci1701]

I have a dimple on my cheek from flying over my handlebars and into a tree face first. I’m very, very grateful for that tree. It was growing on the edge of the cliff. Hitting it saved a lot of broken bones.

[jabberwockypie]

I have two thin burn scars on my right arm JUST above the point where the oven mitts cut off. I got them when I was 15 like two days apart getting potatoes out of the oven.

[darklingdawns]

Burn scar on my right forearm from brushing against an iron during my grandmother’s inaugural attempt to teach me to iron when I was nine. And yep, she put butter on it. And another burn scar on my left forearm from accidentally making contact with a hot curling iron while reaching across it for my toothbrush. Add in the burn scar on my hand from making contact with a heat lamp at a Chinese buffet and I’m starting to see a pattern, here…

[jojowritesfanfics]

Small scar on my left eyebrow from when I was about four years old running through my aunt’s house because the same show was on TVs in three different rooms and I thought it was fun to run to each one to watch. I tripped and hit the corner of my cousin’s bed.

[jojowritesfanfics]

*still patiently waiting to find out what happened in budapest*

[jojowritesfanfics]

YOU GUYS. ONE MORE YEAR.

[lucassfilm]

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

Vultures are swarming over my town.

[ashe-cloud-phoenix]

The color palette and bloom in this video is like, an aesthetic.

[jojowritesfanfics]

Big mood.

[loquaciousliterature]

Yesss Luna, do it! You’re probably the only one who could pull off that look anyway… :)

Phew! This is my longest comic to date. I didn’t want to cut out the Hermione sadness or the Luna goodness, so I decided to make it 13 panels long instead of 10! I hope you guys enjoy!! :)

This scene was the winner of March’s HP Comic Poll! If you’d like to vote on my next Harry Potter comic, or want to see them before I post them anywhere else, check out my Patreon!!   

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ (More HP comics here!)

[loquaciousliterature]

You tell him Nymphadora!!  ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

This was a scene I’ve wanted to draw since I started making these comics, I love Remus and Tonks, and I seriously respect that she stood up for herself and what she wanted! Tiny but mighty! :D

If you want to vote on the next Harry Potter comic, you can do so over on my Patreon!

*✧･ﾟ:* More HP Comics

[tackminyard]

harry can’t duel

harry can’t duel

harry cannot duel

he only uses expelliarmus and he cannot duel

even if he’s dueling the FUCKING DARK LORD

[quillsand]

Imagine the conversation ministry officials must be having when they see his auror application:

“He’s Harry Potter!”

“I know but that doesn’t change the fact-”

“Harry! Freaking! Potter!”

“We still need him to attend extra duelling lessons-”

“We can’t put Harry Potter in extra duelling lessons!”

“He only ever uses one spell-”

“Yeah, but he’s really good at it.”

[coloneltomarry-deactivated20180]

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times. - Bruce Lee

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Harry Potter, the boy who dared to ask, “why study all these other spells if I can get really good at yeeting everyone’s wands out of their hands”

[jojowritesfanfics]

Harry, diverting attention from these facts: HEY REMEMBER HOW HERMIONE CAN’T DRAW? SHE CAN’T DRAW!!!

[emptyjunior]

okay but neville longbottom as head of gryffindor house and there’s all these stories of him going head to head with an army of werewolves, being tortured by death eaters and killing Voldemort’s snake with godric gryffindor’s actual sword but when the students see him he’s like cradling a pot plant and crying cause he saw someone lost their pet on the noticeboard and they’re like “that guy? are you sure it’s that guy” 

BONUS: one of the older student’s get dared to go up and ask him if it’s true and neville just makes direct eye-contact and says “voldemort was a punk bitch” and continues knitting a lil baby sweater for a mandrake

[avenuesofinspiration]

[arrowsforhawkeye]

Thor: We don’t have the tesseract, it was destroyed on Asgard!

Loki:

[jojowritesfanfics]

Welllll......

[satansonmyside]

I know I just called you dude but I’m trying to flirt with you

[stefani-germanotta]

Carrie Fisher, Harrison Ford, and Mark Hamill on the set of A New Hope (1977); footage from the documentary, “The Making of Star Wars.”

[navas-things-blog]

I just want everybody to know that my son, Peter Parker, would try to lift Thor’s hammer because he’s a child and would use so much force that he just hit himself in the face because he thought he wouldn’t be able to lift it so easily

[shesellsseagulls]

peter just knocks himself unconcious with thors hammer

[kerolunaticat]

[jojowritesfanfics]

I still maintain the headcanon that Steve Rogers is a stress cleaner. He’s worried about something or pissed at someone? Avengers Tower is about to be the cleanest place you’ve ever seen. Mopping, dishes, dusting, vacuuming... He cleans angrily. He cleans with a vengeance.

Tony is all “You know we have a robot maid to do all that,” and Steve just brandishes the Clorox spray at him and says “Stark, just don’t,” and goes back to scrubbing the sink so hard there’s a dent in the stainless steel.

Clint asks if Steve can do his room next...

[prettyyoungtragedy]

“What’s a soul mate?”

“Well, it’s like a best friend, but more… It’s the one person in the world that knows you better than anyone else… It’s someone who makes you a better person. Actually, they don’t make you a better person, you do that yourself because they inspire you. A soul mate is someone who you carry with you forever.” 

[jojowritesfanfics]

I’m not crying, you’re crying!