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It's the big 2026 and Johnny Storm still can't kiss boys in canon, where are we going as a society

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HC that Scott was such a quiet toddler you could leave him with legos and he would play alone for hours with no problems but Alex kept eating them and it was driving Katherine crazy.

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We need to discuss more the fact that techincally Brienne is like, 12th in line for the Throne if we go for the Targaryen line and follow the Andal Rule (daughters before uncles)

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Ragazzi questa è la fine di un' impresa durata anni

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Posso sacrificare Masini e Fedez per Malika o è troppo tardi?

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Laura Pausini is giving book!Alicent Hightower tonight

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Patty Pravo è Gabrielle De Lion Court. Ecco spiegata l'immortalità e soprattutto Lestat: in realtà è un nepobaby pure lui

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Marvel if you ever hear me please bring back my close personal dear friend Emily Guerrero thank you 🙏

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Game of Thrones finale was bad in the way it felt like it was your mother was telling you a story, but you pissed her off so she left you with an half explained ending just to make you shut up and go to sleep, Stranger Things finale was bad in the way that they promised you a PlayStation 5 and instead brought out a Nokia from 2010 that still somehow works so you have to acept it.

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Btw I'm so mad the X-Men still have not freed that Orchis prison in the comics, like Cyclops Xavier is not here anymore do something cool again 💔. This is anti-activism propaganda I tell you. It all started when they let Sinister on Krakoa,big recession sign. Also how they framed Toad for the whole Trials of Magneto thing was crazy,and no conseguences for it. And the fact that they allowed litterally murders and pron*zi on there and yet they didn't resurect/allow people Sinister/Apocalypse considered "a problem" like my poor boy Evan. And nobody of they fake asses said anything, litterally I'm sure they were actually mind controlling Scott and most of them because no way.

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Just finished up reading old avengers comics and wow Hawkeye (2012) really did "damage" to Clint character. I mean the run is great, but I feel that was supposed to be his biggest low, not his status quo. Also I'm glad for his new costume, the shirt and pants were not it. Also a funny thing I noticed is how in modern comics they continue to note how Clint isn't good at "spy stuff" which is actually not true? He just wants to be an hero and doesn't like killing/lying but he definetly can do it.

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Today I was feeling bored so I started a DC Stranger Things AU, don't know if anybody else sees the vision. It's based on the original Teen Titans comics + my other favorites and it would follow the series plus some minor changes (like the whole season finale). Instead of the Wormhole it would be Trigon trying to cross dimension thus causing the Upside Down and humans being dragged into it/reciving powers, and Hive is the organization that is studying that. Another change is that Iris and Wally are still aunt and nephew,but Iris was adopted by the Garricks from birth and Wally followed when it was found out Rudy was actually abusive. Obviosly Alfred and Bruce aren't togheter, Bruce just got Dick and Jason anyway but this time he is really just a bored rich guy. Also no Jopper, only the Garricks. Joey and Rose are still siblings,they moved into town when Adeline married Donna's father and now live toghter. Joey is more good than Billy (not abusive) but gets slowly possesed and basically covers Billy season 3 role, while Billy season 2 I guess could go to Terry Long. Babs is not Roy girlfriend instead she is more like Dick older cousin figure from California they ask help sometimes,and she likes messing with them. Trigon and Slade work as a subsitute for the Mindflayer and Henry, just that Slade went as an adult and volontary for the experiment. In this AU Kori was not born into the experiment but brought into it by Blackfyre who became head scientist after the old one died. I have to find a way to include Black Canary in this AU I'm either making her Tammy Thompson or Y/N Henderson. Guy is Murray just because I wanted Guy in it.

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Those Targ fans will not want to hear it,but Aegon II and Helaena marriage was actually more healty and functional than their favorite ships. Maybe the only other Targcest marriage in F&B that was more functional was between Rhaenyra and Laenor (that if he was really killed by his lover and not in a scheme) ,or Jacaerys and Baela if they ever actually got togheter.

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The thing I love the most about the whole of ASOIAF is that the rest of the Lannisters are actually kinda well adjusted for medieval standards Tywin's line is just like that™.

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THINGS I LIKED ABOUT THE ST FINALE (I'M TRYING TO BE A BETTER PERSON)

1 The Purple Rain Scene: Great song,rarely used and actually a great send off for two characters who with some ups and downs were radical parts of each others,platonically or romanitically. Also they met in the Rain, Jane favorite color is Purple and the whole meaning of the songs made this just for them. The only true thing about the scene I would change it's the flashback who should have included everyone.

2 The Whole Sacrifice (I love angst): Okay it should have been done better but at angst level this is perfect. Mike building the weapon that would end up killing El has so many levels.

3 The actual explanation of the Upside Down: Makes sense, I'm not smart enough to know better but it doesn't sound like complete bs and it's cool,so good job.

4 The choice to leave the open ending/theories: It's cool. Especially for Eleven/Jane character,you can't know, it's her end only. Also leaves chances for opens for everything. I mean after all they are Mike theories,(except Lumax that's a fact) which is cool beacuse the campaign as endend,the chacters fade.

5 The Final D&D campaign: Funny,waited for them to do it from the begginig. It was all a D&D game? Was the final battle like that beacuse Max doesn't know how to play?(jk) It's something written by Mike and drawn by Will? I don't know but It's fine.

4 Everyone's Ending : I like how everyone endend up actually, Rockin Robin, the Graduation,Jopper Dinner Steven and his six little nuggets,Lumax, Will getting away from Mike(jk/). When I say I'm a fan for angst I don't mean I actually want a bloodbath and everybody has to die, When something is good is good. I just wish the epilouge didn't use a whole episode worth of time.

5 Dustin's Speech: It was cool,love how Dustin and Erica are still partners in crime and how his mom was proud too.

6 The New generation taking up the mantle: Emotional, I'm a nerd just like the Party, and I just got to university too. So actually seeing the last D&D campaign and the start of the new one, a full circle moment was bittersweet. Also I've been watching this show since I was 13 which is kinda the age of Holly and I'm almost Finn age,so it felt kinda watching this past version of me. That's what made this show this special to me, that little nerd in the basement was me,and now it not "ending",but changing,and it's bittersweet.

7 The design of the big Monster: Was actually cool,would have been cooler if it was more dragon.

8 Nancy "walk them down" Wheeler: Nothing more to say

9 Joyce being the one to deal the final blow to Vecna: Feels right,would have been slighty better at this point if they revelaed why she was such a big part of his memories,but still a mother protecting her children and she had every right to do that.

10 Will's coming out party: Could have been done slighty better,but I get the motive and it was well acted. Everybody who said that half Hawkinks was in there was exagerating,at the end the only ones he never interaced with were Kali (his sister'sister) and Vicky (wasn't going to judge). And mostly anybody who wanted a homephobic reaction for "realism" can pack his things and go beacuse 1 wtf 2 let Will byers have 1 good thing 3 they are all outcasts and family and friends in there,you think somebody will start something with Joyce, Jonathan and Lucas in the room? The hug was amazing.

11 Jancy Un-proposal: The most romantic thing I've seen in my whole Life,I don't know how they got in there,why or how they got out but that was a confession of love. I was one of the people who didn't understand they were breaking up.

12 Murray,Mr Clarke and MS.Wheeler. Were they plot devices? Yes. But they also great this whole season. MS Karen Wheeler was a goat,she standed on business as a mother and as a friend,I see the vison beacuse I've seen the actor but girl leave your husband and take that holyday.Also congratualtion for not dying of the secondary character of ST curse. Murray and mr.Clarke were great,I love when adults charcters are good people that belive and help the kids instead of the classic "all adults are useless as****les we don't need" narrative. (btw Cancel Murray actors he is the contrary of everything I've just said)

13 The Whole Kids plot: Saw the trailers,saw the posters, and I've thought this was going to be ugly. Instead best part of the season by far. I've liked the atmosphere,I've liked the actors,I've liked the set,the only thing it's that maybe it lasted a bit to long and took to much time away tò the protagonists considering this was the last season. I liked how it mixed both Alice in Wonderland and the Wizard of Oz elements.

14 Robin and Vicki: I've waited them for 3 years, they were perfect, GIVE THEM BACK!!!!

15 STONATHAN

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THINGS I DIDN'T LIKE ABOUT THE SEASON FINALE THAT NOT INCLUDE THEORIES BYLER SINCE PEOPLE SAY IT'S ALL WE COMPLAIN ABOUT PT.2:

26 Hopper and Joyce reaction to Jane death: Or lack of it. Hello that your daughter standing there, a ugly slo-mo isn't enough I need emotion. I mean,it's the exact thing that destroyed Hopper 1st marriage.Instead no, 18 months timeskip. They should have at least metioned her at graduation or during the dinner, not only and always with Mike.

27 Kali whole death(s): Wasted character either way, she made me so sad,and I won't forget how the fandom treated her.

28 The whole "we have to give up, It's the only way to be free": Now I love angst, but this is such an awful message, especially since we are speaking of chacters that are victims of abuse. Could have been handled better.

29 Will and Jonathan whole storylines being "suck it up": Another two set of siblings, two victims, "accidental pararrels"? I miss the time where after Vol.1 they gave Will powers and we thought he could finally show himself for who he was and fight Vecna,instead he got used as plot device #2 matching with his sister, could never fully declare himself (even with rejection) and got tortured/exposed again.But Hey,at least you found your place,just not at your home I guess. Also Jonathan completaly wasted as a characters. Did you want at least your quiet happy ending with the only person who ever got your back? Wrong get this Un-clear,Un-breakup, Beacuse the Duffers somehow forgot all the problems Mileven was having in s4 but not yours.

30 The Horror aspect being gone: The other season were so cool. This season was by far the most boring/Marvellian one. The Upside Down being used as normal streets, the monsters just being big fight dummies, no tension. The only 3 scenes that had me on edge were: Henry showing Derek his family (the only time he acted like s4 Vecna) ,The pregnant women (again the woman body being used as horror but it hit) and when Hopper thought he shoot El (by the way Vecna never does a single mind trick like this again). For the rest,it really felt like pure action, Welcome tò Derry solos,sorry. Where is the Grandfather Clock?

31 Not getting the truth for Eddie,Babs and the other victims: This pisses me off a lot. What do you mean their names were never cleared and their final resting place was blown up? Or at least if not for the Upsidown stuff at least for the goverment experiment stuff. What about Eddie's Uncle? And Babs parents? Especially with the way Nancy and Jonathan have been always showed to be journalists and investigators, I would have aspected a great final article.

33 The plot holes being so big they sent people in psychosis: Litterally have not see something this big. You can't say this show is made on detayles and the make those detayls wrong. Like the red triangle think and the circle are sending me crazy. If a couple of theories are true it would be so cool but also wtf don't play with people like that.

34 Everybody being so dandy about everytime except for Mike beacuse he is the Special Sad Boy ™: Mike was already on thin ice after season 4 but this season made me hate him. He was kinda growing on me after Vol.1 but then he fell down again. I think this take Is higly personal but also the writers fault,like it's not the character per se.

35 Both Final villains being gone in 45 minutes without further explaition: Litterally Game of Thrones killing the White Walkers on episode 3. And there is reason why that is considered one of of not the worst ending of all time.

36 The plan going so well and perfect: What do you mean it was exactly like Dustin predicted (no the tower being slighty left doesn't count) and everything went smoothly (with the Hawkins squad? No way!)

37 The Mindflayer being that monsterthing instead of the Entity we always saw: Cool design,not my Mindflayer,Sorry.

37 Vecna/Henry and Mr.Whatsit: The most predicatble and least suprising plot twist of all time. I iniatially thought there was going to be another plot twist,like that wasn't the real Henry or there was a sorta of dr Jekyll/mr Hyde thing going on but I guess he just really loves children? Always nice to se Jaime Capbell Bower out of costume tho.

38 the plan in general actually: I just feel that at this point they should have just all going togheter straight to Vecna and cut the whole Kids/Max/Memory thing short. Like can you imagine the Power Trio (El,Kali and Will) we could have had? And like make the one snachted in Vecna mind Mike but during the battle, so he and Holly can solve the memories/mind problem in a passing down the torch moment. Then after the battle you can make the military catch them when they are almost out of the outside down so you also have tension from the bomb about to go off and almost all your chacters being inside,then you could make them make it out but Jane "stays behind" with Kali who was shot then? (I don't know if I'm making sense it's 2 a.m) I don't know I just think splitting up the group this much was unnecessary.

39 The disaperence of Rovickie:

Relase them Duffers,I'm not playing.

40 Joyce doing nothing: Okay,not nothing nothing (She axed down Vecna and looked good while doing It) but this is THE Winona Ryder, she MADE this show,and you waste her like this. No reaction at anything if not stricly reguarding Will,no actual character growth. And they had many occasions I mean abdressing Hopper still be suicidal, reconizing Henry being the same kid she hired in her play, letting Will go be his own man or let's say HER DAUGHTER DYNG??? Instead nothing. Jopper endgame at least.

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THINGS I DIDN'T LIKE ABOUT THE SEASON FINALE THAT NOT INCLUDE THEORIES/BYLER SINCE PEOPLE SAY IT'S ALL WE CARE ABOUT PT.1:

1 Steve Fall: Total random,was a troll moment, took minutes of screentime, solved nothing and added nothing.

2 The Slow-Motion: felt like I was watching a Snyder film.

3 30 minutes of Flashbacks: Okay it's the final season but don't cash on the nostalgia yet save it for later and give me new scenes.

4 Henry lack of motivation: apparently he just thought the Mindflayer plan was lit. Also no Patty metion.

5 The whole memory school getting nowhere: Why show us 15 scenes and a whole show of Joyce,Steve's dad, The Wheelers and Hopper going at school with Henry and then never use it in the actual plot?

6 Jane whole chacter being reduced to Mike or a weapon: After seasons of chacter growth,turns up El just exists as a weapon. NO WAIT! She is also Mike girlfriend.

7 Mike not saying I love you back: Boy I was ready to jump him,you mean to tell me this is your main tragic doomed ship? (Don't you dare compare them to Eremika please)

8 Vecna dying for a shove: They litterally shove him on a spike. And he can die for a axe apparently,no mind tricks? (This means Batman can easily beat him with prep time).The most boring battle of the last 12 years even "The Long Night" of GOT had more tension and you couldn't see anything.

9 The Upside Down being empty: Were did all the creatures go? France? Croatia? Ibiza? I sure hope the weather was nice.

10 Fake outs death: Even in the press tour,they were doing so much pressure and in the most tacky way too. "Oh No! The Monster is about to get her!" Get Out!

11 Jane just standing there on the edge: Weird af. Looked so goofy. Like at least run inside, they could have still easily reached you, I mean what do they know about the wormhole and the bomb, you're still a target for them.

12 The military just standing there:

Nevermind.

13 The Party (minus Mike) and El having no real talks with eachothers for the rest of the season:They hugged,said eachothers name a lot and then they were kinda chill about the rest of it. "ThEre WaS No TiMe lEfT" Then don't make Steve fall off the f*cking tower!!!! Or the "Best Friend" scenes. Or fuse Dustin and El adventure in the Upside Down instead of them doing side quest and moving at random.

14 Dustin and Steve blaiming Eddie for his death.

That irked since in vol.2. I guess they were kind of feeling guilty(?).You say that Eddie (outcast bullied kid) was at fault for sacrifing himself for them. "He tooks risks" ok mister Steve "the Bat" Harrington speak for yourself. Also completaly contradicts Season 4.

15 The Mindflayer being made of fuel apparently: Yeah that thing was catching fire way to easily. But then again he was always immune to fire so thats maybe only me.

16 This whole thing being the Mindflayer: Also the Mindflayer apparently being this big meaty thing instead of the shadow entity we always saw.(I thought it was a random Henry creature™)

17 Vecna feels like a complety different chacater: Season 4 Vecna was a different beast. He was scary,like real scary.He was snapping bodies.This season he just walks around being angry, and groomig children. Also the way he didn't care that much about Jane,Kali and Will feels so weird to me. The way I jumped when Vicki disapered and Max got up I thought something was finally happening but it was just the sisters. Great Waste of Jaime Campbell Bower

18 1h of "Happy Ending": What do you mean the main plot ends at half of the film. 1 hour of nothing just characters existing,even the talk between Hopper and Mike was nothing great.

19 Characters just disapearing: Happened to Vickie, Happened to Argyle,Happened to Bob, this is not good writing,stop doing that. Also I feel they just mention Eddie and Barb beacuse they are fan favourites/central to the plot.

20 Will having no damage despite being tied to Vecna: Holy plot armor,Batman! The connection being soo useful and this convient and having no effects is crazy. Why did you push that much on that to begin with? I guess the Duffers kinda forgot about it.

21 Mike not doing shit: Somebody get him of my screen pls, how does somebody appear in so many scenes and yet if you take him out it doesn't impact the plot of the season. whatsoever.

22 The Military just letting everybody go like "my bad Bro": I guess it wasn't that important in the end.

23 That fucking slow mo after the Mileven scene: Yes I was getting emotional,it was purple rain after all, seing Millie standing there like that completely snapped out of it. Since I'm evil I would have just made her suddently disapear from Mike,stop the music and make him lift his eyes to the completely closed portal.

24 THE 18 MONTHS TIMESKIP: What do you mean we don't see the immediate aftermath with more than 30 minutes left. The Duffers are not evil,they are cowards.

25 Max having no repercusion whatsover for dying (ableism in the big 2026): Cowards again. I was already dissaponted when her eyes where completely healed at the hospital, but the fact that she was standing and jumping after not even two years was disapointing. It could have been a so good represatation having Max blind or in a wheelchair or having scars, and being so much loved all the same in the finale,and it could have also shown that yes,some things hurt and stay with us,but they are not the only things to do so and you will find love and freedom despite of it instead no,"normal" again.