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Why tf did Askani send MAGNETO of all people to past Apocalypse.

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HOT TAKE but the Talon/Court of Owls storyline should have been given to Tim instead of Dick. It's a great storyline with a lot of potential especially for angst, and could be a great villain arch, but it doesn't work for Dick especially, who already had got a lot going on, has a status quo after being Robin and already had a backstory plus a family not tied to Gotham, that was also the big difference between him and Bruce, or he and Jason or the rest of the fam, that he is not tied to the city has the the rest of them, so if you make him the secret heir/slave of the founders of the city it takes away that. Plus is status quo is being Nightwing, so there are not realistic stakes because we as the readers know it's not going to last. Tim on the other hand is a character that has nothing to do right now, plus he doesn't have a definitive identity after Robin, plus he is canonically part of the high part of society and we actually don't know much about his parents, especially Janet, so they could easily been part of the elite without all the jumping around writes made to fit the Graysons (also their murder being organized by the Court sucks in my opinion). Also it would give Tim (and US) the chance to explore more that side of Gotham, just like Jason/Steph stories talk about the lower side of Gotham. It would also be hilarous that after all Tim and Damian come to similiar backgrounds. And most important Tim is a "free" character right now, so we would feel the stakes and it could shake out the status quo a little more. Also I feel that it could touch themes of classism and eletism from the other side.

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Things I think will happen in WoW:

-Resurection of Jon

- Burning of Sheeren

-Melisande also finds out that Jon has blood of the dragon in him.

-Sansa gets revealed in the Vale and Littlefinger tries to betrow her to Young Griff

-F!Aegon and Sansa actually fall for eachothers despite Jon Connigton and the army wanting him with Daenerys

-Littlefinger tries something with Sansa so is killed.

-Sansa becomes lady regent of the Vale and the North

-Euron conquers Old Town

- Stannis dies retaking Winterfell

-Daenerys conquers the Khalasar

-Red Wedding pt.2, this time done by Lady Stoneheart, Jaime and Brienne escape safely

-Lady Stoneheart and the Brotherhood take control of the Riverlands

-Jaime and Brienne end up in the Vale where they finally find Sansa

-Margaery gets thrown by the widow and uprising happens+ Young Griff siege

-both Tommen and Myrcella die and Cersei blows up Kings Landing

- Davos finds Rickon Stark and the North cospiracy finally rises up aganist the Boltons,but on the way back in basically becomes Resident Evil.

-Theon is set to execution but gets saved last minute by Bran who needs him for reasons

-Jaime finds out about the whole Kings Landing thing and goes into a crisis

-Ramsey dies an horrible dead

-Arya completes the trials and then finds Daenerys and the two ally to get the Khalasar and come back to Meeren

- Tyrion basically manipulates everybody and gets into Daenerys court in her absence, misteriously Dany husband dies and when Daenerys get's back she takes him in.

-Daenerys finds out Daario is Euron

-Victarion dies and the rest of the Greyjoy fleet allies with Dany

-Doran Martell and Tyrion make a deal for the Targaryen restoration since Daenerys is freshly widowed the whole Quentyn thing

-It's revealed that Daenerys spent the first years of her life in Dorne before the Blackfyres conviced Doran that Young Griff was Aegon and Viserys & Dany basically got kidnapped by this whole plot.

-All the dragons get free

-Jon Snow rises and but basically becomes the next Night King following the legend and get's declared King of the North

-The Wall collapses and the Others invasion finally start

-Quaith is revealed as either Shiera Seastar or Bloodraven who urges Daenerys to go help Westeros/the whole prophecy thing

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Just found out that Aerys Targaryen and Rickard Stark grandmothers were both Blackwoods and cousins so that crazy. They all are Bloodraven nephews and nieces basically.

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Reading the books means finding out how many smallfolk characters screen writers have left out of their story for the sake of their gloryfied dynasties when the smallfolk is litterally the backbone of ASOIAF. Many characters suffer from this,manly Theon,Arya, Brienne,Jaime and Dany, that without the smallfolk and their connections can't be in characters. Yes I know they can't realistically include every single character from the books in live action, but the Dragonseed plot and Jeyne Poole are key plot lines, you can take out a few s*x scene and give me a 2 minute Sweet Pia cameo for exhample, or show me Nettles instead of fetishizing Alicent Hightower again and again. The lords are the privileged ones, but the smallfolk still have heart and lives too, I mean Martin wrote 3 novellas about it listen to the man please. At least Davos Seaworth was done well.

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People call Wanda "childish" for the "no more mutants" line like she didn't see her own brother being crushed to death by her father like 3 seconds before.

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ASOIAF theory what if Bran always was the original Three Eyed Raven and it's tearing up the Timeline trying to find a way to save Jon who is destined to become the next Night King.

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Can you imagine if all of ASOIAF was adapted into a Prince of Egypt type of animation instead of live action? And they could keep all the magical aspects and plots of the books?

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Jade is kinda of the only woman in DC comics who as never lusted/eyed up Dick in any canon and I respect her a lot for that.

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It's the big 2026 and Johnny Storm still can't kiss boys in canon, where are we going as a society

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HC that Scott was such a quiet toddler you could leave him with legos and he would play alone for hours with no problems but Alex kept eating them and it was driving Katherine crazy.

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We need to discuss more the fact that techincally Brienne is like, 12th in line for the Throne if we go for the Targaryen line and follow the Andal Rule (daughters before uncles)

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Ragazzi questa è la fine di un' impresa durata anni

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Posso sacrificare Masini e Fedez per Malika o è troppo tardi?

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Laura Pausini is giving book!Alicent Hightower tonight

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Patty Pravo è Gabrielle De Lion Court. Ecco spiegata l'immortalità e soprattutto Lestat: in realtà è un nepobaby pure lui

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Marvel if you ever hear me please bring back my close personal dear friend Emily Guerrero thank you 🙏