jordan

20, genderqueer

[jordaned]

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the owner of this blog is 20, black, and genderqueer. all pronouns are welcomed, they/them is preferred.

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[jordaned]

pairing sevika x reader

tags shotgunning, gentle sex, riding, bottom sevika, mention of drinking, stone top reader?

authors note im sorry i know ive been gone guys👀 depression and school happened, also im trying out these lace banner thingies but i think they might be too big and are overwhelming the small text.. lmk what yall think, and this definitely isnt my best work but i wanted to stop being ghost..

it started with a few drinks, a few rounds of poker, and a lot more "subtle glances" than you would really consider subtle.

everytime your eyes would meet, her eyebrow would quirk as if daring you to come over to her. and i mean, how could you not? you two were mutually intoxicated just as much as you two were sexually pent up.

..which is how you ended up with a woman twice as cool as you all over your mouth, sharing the stinging smoke from her cigarillo.

the sudden roll of her hips jolted you out of your trance, your own hands tightening around her hips as she pulled back, eyes hazy and body vibrating

"fuck," she breathed out, shutting her eyes before rolling her hips at a faster pace. "need me to take over?"

"i got it." sevika quickly shut that idea down, despite the quaking in her thighs and the very evident chewing of her own bottom lip. she stayed adamant on being in "control".

taking another slow drag of her cigarillo, sevika pressed her lips to yours once again. the smoke travelled through your body like a warm hug if it could surpass the limits of physicality.

she shuddered, her eyes falling closed as she became absorbed in the rhythmic motion of moving back and forth on your strap. she didnt need to announce her impending orgasm for you to know that it was coming.

your eyes stayed fixated on her expression of pure need. watching her with pure adoration for the beauty you managed to interest. undeterred by her earlier protest of not needing assistance, you still end up rubbing circles on her clit, all so you can help your pretty girl.

sevikas head fell back as she snapped her hips faster, her movements becoming sloppy as she chased that release she needed oh so desperately with the assistance of your hand. hushed curses escape her lips just as she cums, body tensing before relaxing when she lets out a long, breathy moan.

"fuuuckkkk.." she falls limp onto you, lazily stubbing out the cigarillo on your dresser. but you were way too high off dopamine to even realize.

[glittergummy]

GET TO KNOW YOUR MUTUALS!

Rules: answer and tag six people you want to know better

1. Favorite colour: Pink

2. Last song: Drop Pop Candy by Giga

3. Currently reading: Dealing with Dragons by Patricia Wrede

4. Currently watching: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic + Transformers Animated

5. Currently craving: McDonald's french fries

6. Coffee or tea: coffee, but with a bunch of creamer and sugar so it no longer tastes like coffee lol

tags: @shortcircuitthegreat, @ambulocetuss, @doggyspeak, @it-is-i-zim, @markmaker36, @confluencechimera

ignore this if you do not want to do it!!

[phantomknights]

snipped for length ! thank you for tagging me !

1. favorite color!! i like purple ! especially lighter lavender or more muted purples ! but all purple is good purple! many greens are also good!

2. last song !! trash can song. 🦝🚂🌌

3. currently reading !! nothing right now but i have been wanting to read the crow boy book ! also maybe reread homestuck if the desire strikes me

4. currently watching !! im a bit behind on this anime called There's No Freaking Way Ill Be Your Lover! Unless...? i need to catch up on it it's really cute !

5. currently craving !! cheezit

6. coffee or tea !! tea for sure i like the smell of coffee but the taste not so much

tagging ummm anyone who want to because im shy :)

[neverending-symphonia]

1. I like teal and green in general a lot but pinks and purples have been growing on me again lately (yuris fault)

2. I think the last song is sinking town but im not sure

3. Currently reading thru the ygo dm manga if that counts. Otherwise im reading mostly science books

4. Not watching anything currently but i have a massive backlog..

5. Currently craving a really shitty burger that i cant get bc its 7 in the morning and itd make me sick and it makes me really sad

6. Tea for sure!! Coffee is wayy too bitter to me most of the time and the smell doesn't do anything for me bc i cant feel it

Tagging @fluffysheepexperienceindignity @sceptile11 and anyone who wants to do this)

[fluffysheepexperienceindignity]

1. yellow (which I can't wear well) & matcha green which I can't wear well

2. girls who smell like lavender by hana wiess

3. my economics notes

4. not watching anything....I'm scared of watching the last episode of the comic bang and having nothing to scratch that wholesome hilarious romcom itch.

5. I'm kinda wanting a strawberry fruit sandwich. The ones with cream filling. And the jelly in peanut butter jelly on bread.

6. tea. I had coffee the other day and couldn't sleep whatsoever. I'm a black tea person

@maou-the-tree @kawaiilizzie

[kawaiilizzie]

Thanks for the tag! Appreciate you! <3

1. Pink and baby blue as I like soft colors!

2. JAM by FRUITS ZIPPER

3. Currently reading a lot of MCYT-related fanfics if those count.

4. Currently watching Minecraft 100 days videos, especially the ones with beautiful builds!

5. Currently craving some home baked chocolate chip cookies made with lots of love!

6. Tea since I've never had coffee and really like iced tea.

@maou-the-tree @lowder-the-koopa @llama-sidekick @thehistorynut19 @autumnwhistles @penofsteele no pressure if you don't want to do this!

[lowder-the-koopa]

Thanks for the tag Lizzie-chan.

1. Favorite colour: Blue and Purple

2. Last song: All for Love by blank paper

3. Currently reading: Nothing at the moment.

4. Currently watching: KamSandwich's Bible-Based Trading Card Games

5. Currently craving: Chicken.

6. Coffee or tea: Coffee

Tagging @askrikkaiandhyotei, @narashikari, @phantomijoker, @maou-the-tree, @i-am-randomtrash00 and @queenvernage

[maou-the-tree]

Thanks for the tag Lowlow, Lizzie, and Luca!!! I appreciate it!

1. Favorite colour: Purple!

2. Last song: SuperBloom by TrySail

3. Currently reading: Got way too many but I am reading the new Nanoha Exceeds manga!

4. Currently watching: ALSO got way too many but there's Precure and Kamen Rider and Super Sentai and so much anime plus I gotta watch that new Kamen Rider anime-

5. Currently craving: Uhhh nothing tbh maybe just water

6. Coffee or tea: TEA all the way! Can't go wrong with a good cup of warm tea, especially during the winter!

@thehistorynut19 @shinysparklesapphires @cosaimai @xen-blank @xx-obliviousfantasy-xx @cureely @cure-haru @mantizimus @baileypie-writes @k1ara-badsquad @stella-starshine @sceptile11 @fuwabits @covetkisses and whoever else wants to join can join! No pressure if you don't wanna join!

[xx-obliviousfantasy-xx]

YIPPIE!!! THANK YOU MAOU-CHAN!!!

Fave color: Purple!

Last Song: Barbra Streisand

Currently Reading: This Tumblr post

Currently Watching: Once Upon a Time (I'm on season 7. ITS SO BAD)

Currently Craving: Nothing!!! I just ate. Yk what I'm really craving? Hanging out with all my friends 🥺

Coffee or Tea: Hot chocolate 🙂‍↕️ But tea is also amazing!

No pressure tags for moots I'd like to know more about:

@jax-ofalltrades @aquabluequartz @chlorogoth @williamkisser @lionacuty @riddlingabout @ripleysgh0st @localcelestialcreature62 @mommymilkerstittyblast @solarishashernoseinabook @tribeofthedrunkenweasles @voxblade @sillygamertime

[littlearthquake]

1. Favourite colour: i like all, but if i had to choose, it’d be some shade of red (crimson, burgundy, clarer, blood-red, salmon)

2. Last song: Jaka Ja Kayah by Kayah

3. Currently reading: None, most recent was The plague by Camus

4. Currently watching: None, most recently some random telenovela on tv

5. Currently craving: I just ate 🤨

6. Coffee or tea: Both 😛

@alcremikyu @crassinova @concerete-hooves @chaosbutautism @diegusting @dllrnr @fischotterkunst @indianampasta @miserri @naibbear @nightflyingtothemoon @octopaii @le-sacre-dun-faune @radiator228 @rambosgirl @puddlepool @silly-bell @shitty-silly-idea-archive @zephyrusz @vulpesvulpes70 @stupidandsuffering

[fishermanshook]

hhhhheeeeyyyyoooo!!

1. Favorite Color: I like purple 🎉

2. Last song: Army Dreamers by Kate Bush

3. Currently Reading: The Witch of Lime Street [it’s for school 💀]

4. Currently Craving: something sweet

5. Coffee or Tea: Coffee!

@st4r-th0ughts @thekeeperofdreams @ghstwlkr @liberhoe

[st4r-th0ughts]

hoo haa

1. Favorite colour: yellow, black n white,

2. Last song: Body by Mother Mother

3. Currently reading: Chrysalids by John Wyndham

4. Currently craving: McDonald’s cheese burger with extra onions and pickles

5. Coffee or Tea: i like both, specifically lattes and tea with condensed and evaporated milk

@sh1-n0bu @walpurg @rxzennia

[sh1-n0bu]

thankchu for the tag pookie. chuss chuss<333

fav color: darker shades of red & blue like mahogany, maroon, prussian blue, grey

last song: rotten girl, grotesque romance

currently reading: the two towers by JRRTolkien

currently watching: love game in eastern fantasy (cute drama. available on yt. i wanna better my chinese😔)

currently craving: yone (on my FACE)

coffee or tea: coffee but with milk and one or two sugarcubes

tagging: @ne-videl @livelaughlovesubs @wyuovvia @whorechives @eatingoutmen @rene-darling @dvlboy @vrncaes @anarchyincarnate

[anarchyincarnate]

Thank you for the tag sweeties 🫦

1. Fav colour: Take Scarletella's colours basically (Red, black, gray, white), lilac, magenta

2. Last song: Karma — Vivinos, Darling

3. Currently reading: No longer Human by Osamu Dazai, AO3

4. Currently craving: Cream puffs

5. Coffee or tea? Coffee, black with a little sugar

6. Currently watching: Godzilla minus one (Kenji noda, i need him so bad lol)

Tags: @dvlboy @totally-original-artist

[dvlboy]

HEUHEHUEUHE thank u michael, nini and nobu for the tag

Fav colour: emerald green or a deep rich blue idk what its called

Last song: bass players brother by valley

Currently reading: an upcoming draft (from me!)

Currently craving: Cream puffs

Coffee or tea? tea (jasmine, oolong, green) or peach fruit tea!!!

Currently watching: PBS Eons (The Arms Race that Made Insects Take Flight)

pls do it pls pls pls pls @pulpbeing @ainselkie @hurlingdown @acid-ixx @carnalcrows

[hurlingdown]

thank you for the tag, sam <3

fav colour: navy, grey & garnet

last song: space by the poles

currently reading: human acts by han kang

currently craving: a hearty soup

coffee or tea? unsweetened tea, maybe longjing

currently watching: gachiakuta

tags. @2kiran @narcissistshandler @pastelclovds @niilue @blvdprn and anyone else who wants to do it!

[niilue]

heey thanks for the tag, hurling <3

fav colour: blue

last song: dracula - tame impala

currently reading: the metamorphosis by franz kafka

currently craving: molten cake

coffee or tea? COFFE, COFFE, COFFE

currently watching: 4koa

-tagging: @616ioi @xifere @milkyyulzzang @vampcubus @deltamel anyone who wants to do it

[xifere]

THANK YOINFOR THE TAGGG NIIK

favorite color: darker greens, reds, and browns

last song: sadderdaze by the neighborhood

last read: the epic of gilgamesh

currently craving: banana cream pie oh my fuck

coffee or tea: tea, peppermint tea...

currently watching: gachiakuta (& 60 days in technically)

tags, but no pressure: @616ioi, @tommygvn, @sakeofluv, @carnalcrows, @jordaned + anyone else who'd like to join ;p

[jordaned]

ty for the tag keji🥸

favourite colour: black

last song: I CANT STOP ME by TWICE

last read: the eternally regressing knight

currently craving: surprisingly nothing

coffee or tea: im not big on either

currently watching: please feel at ease mr ling

tags: i dont have any other mutuals apart from @xifere so if u see this and want to do it go right ahead

[jordaned]

PAIRING silco x male reader

TAGS sub silco, size difference, hand job, slight exhibitionism..?

AUTHORS NOTE my grammar is very selective, and i was listening to pere* dancehall while writing this. first time writing for silco, hoping this doesnt flop..

currently, silco was sat crouched over his desk, shipment papers decorating the worn oak as a cigarillo dangled from his mouth. jinx had long left for another one of her escapades and sevika was spending what little free time she had down at the last drop.

you, as his most trusted subordinate (and latest hook up), were stationed right behind him. absorbing the actively thickening air of the room before silcos head falls back against the wooden chair with a soft thunk, an exasperated breath falling from his lips.

with an out of his cigarillo, he beckons to you to come closer, spinning in his chair to face you. he exhales the last puff of smoke before meeting your eyes.

"say.. you wouldnt mind helping me relax, would you?" his head tilts to catch any glimpse of hesitation in your eyes. despite his careful looking, there never was that reaction he was desperately searching for. something that would explain why hes so drawn to your... "body".

your heavy footsteps cause the floor below you to creak, but silco can less than focus on that right now with your stature towering over him. it makes him harder than hed like to admit, boner straining against pants.

"i think you already know what youre meant to do." his faux smug voice faltered pathetically when your hands outstretched to pull him from his sitting position. torso to torso, his breath hitched before it was completely knocked out of him as you pushed him onto the table with no regards for the hard work splayed across it.

"rough day?" his voice strained, your hand traveling down to his belt buckle where his hips jerked inward.

"rough week. since someone thinks they can act however they please without repercussions, leaving others to clean up after their mess." silco's fancy dress pants were firmly tugged down to reveal his pre' smeared brief.

he let out a inaudible curse as the chilly air hit his thinly veiled tip, knees buckling under the sudden sensation. "ill talk to her." hissed silco.

"about time, dont you think?" you retort, hand toying with his covered tip while the other arm holds him up by his waist.

"she- haaa.." his head dips, forehead sticking to scattered papers from his already building sweat. "she will learn in due time.."

your thumb presses into the slit of his tip, causing his hips to jerk. "take it easy on me would'ya.." he huffs, but you notice the blush creeping up his neck.

"so filthy." you pull his weeping cock from its entrapment, following a vein down the curve of his length. your hand twists at the base of his cock and a muffled whimper fell from silco's lips.

torpidly, your hand travels from the tip to the base of his cock, almost engulfing his cock whole with just your palm. you pace is just enough to keep him on edge, but not quite enough to have him tip over. the control mightve thrilled you more than it did him but he still allowed it to happen, why? he wants to know too.

a sheen of sweat started building on silco's forehead, cock twitching vigorously in the palm of your hand signaling a close release. without warning, you increased the pace of your strokes, a low hiss escaping him as his orgasm comes rushing so much faster than expected.

spurts of cum splat out onto your hand just as sevikas hand knocks rhythmically on the door, leaving silco rushing to cover his mouth as his orgasm leaves him trembling.

"hes not available right now." your voice rings out into the hallway, sevikas knocking pausing before she mutters a low "understood."

as soon as sevikas shadow is far enough down the hall, the scrawny man elbows you to your side. "she definitely knows."

pere = just means "a bunch of" essentially, caribbeans know

[jordaned]

just a little reminder you guys my requests are closed at the moment so while that doesnt mean if youve already sent a request that ill never touch upon it, i just cannot guarantee that ill complete it anytime soon

also please remember to check my masterlist and rules to see who i write for and what i write

[jordaned]

Your Jabber fics are HEAVENLY oh my god. I will forever be a bot!Jabber truther, thank you for feeding me🙂‍↕️

tytyyyyyy!!!! i was honestly a little scurred to start posting because ive never been all too confident in my writing so this means a lot to me🫶🏽 i believe every character is top-able if you think hard enough tbh

[jordaned]

Jabber with ftm s/o just food for thhought (and smut)

PAIRING jabber wonger x FTM reader

TAGS sub jabber, mentions of strapping, breathplay, vibrating plug

AUTHORS NOTE i wasnt completely sure if said s/o was meant to be post or pre surgery so i tried to include both povs to the best of my ability

FLUFF

he would support you every step of the way. hes surrounded by all sorts of people, a transgender man would be the least of his worries.

hes always eager to duel with you but if you were still recovering from surgery hed tone it down. jabber is still jabber though, hes still going to be flicking your forehead and teasing your "weakened" state.

if you had transitioned during the relationship, he would have little slip-ups in the beginning stages by referring to you with feminine terms; but now it comes naturally to call you his boyfriend

hes swift to deal with transphobes. deliberately misgendering his partner? easiest way to get yourself poisoned. he'll knock the back of his hand on their forehead in a scolding manner unless they fall face forward. "now look at what youve brought upon yourself.."

hes more than willing to degrade himself to his knees just to worship your body. theres no room for dysphoria here!

he flaunts you around like a piece of shiny jewelry, the other raiders always detest the moment you two enter the room hand-in-hand. it only ever means headaches because jabber just doesnt know how to shut his trap.

jabber uses his right handed claws to nullify your post surgery pain to the best of his ability, careful not to od it incase of making things a whole lot worse.

you both wear eachothers clothes, "stealing" clothes has never been an issue concerning him.

SMUT

hes the messiest eater, doesnt come back up for air until his eyes are literally rolling back from the lack of oxygen because he likes the way it makes him woozy.

hes always down to try every position and every kink you have in mind, but he especially loves to ride you and to be put into a mating press.

deep and long strokes, he loves the feeling of your strap nailing down on his prostate, 'causes little stars to shower his vision.

a sucker for orgasm control, even if it ends in a cold shower because he just couldnt control himself.

impressive stamina, and cums a lot.

hold his head down when he reaches the base until tears well in his eyes, he likes it like that. give him less than ample time to recover, push his head back down in the middle of his gasping and listen to his needy gurgling.

bend him over your knee just to spank his ass relentlessly, he shouldve known better than to cum without asking, how filthy of him.

stick a controlled vibrating plug into his hole before a mission, it was only to test his endurance you swear when he comes stumbling back with a rock solid boner in his pants.

play with his nipples as youre denying him an orgasm, makes it 10x harder for him to hold back. despite how mean he swears you are for it, he absentmindedly moves your hands to his chest when hes close.

[jordaned]

PAIRING jabber wonger x male reader

AUTHORS NOTE this was supposed to be a longer one shot but i was too lazy to finish it so it turned in a extremely short drabble.. love you though..?

TAGS dildo machine, overstimulation, power play, degradation, humiliation, masochism and sadism, bondage

the atmosphere was thick with the scent of cum, jabbers previous loads finding way all across the sheets you had just spread hours earlier. the consistent mechanical hum of the machine drowns to background noise the more immersed you became in your book.

youd almost forgotten about the man twitching before you, almost. your eyes flicked up, watching his arms tense against the restraints as a dildo was fucked into him relentlessly. jabbers entire body racked with overstimulation, a manic smile splaying across his lips.

"youre so cruelll.." his words slurred together, "squeezing me dry.. i can only cum so much yknow!"

compared to his bare body, you were fully dressed. fancy dress shirt and slacks still on as if you couldnt be bothered to fully undress when you came home. your book snapped shut and was placed on the bedside table.

jabber perked up, thinking that he was finally going to get some attention. only to be met with a higher intensity that immediately turned his brain to mush. "ohh youre such an asshole-" his head lolls back and drool pools at the corner of his mouth, the constant squelching of his hole being continuously used bouncing off the thin walls

you gripped his jaw tightly and passed him an almost condescending smile, "you can handle another, cant you?". the realization dawned on him that you werent nearly finished with him causing short bursts of giggles escaped his mouth.

[jordaned]

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🙏 Please donate—even a small amount—and share this campaign with others. You might be the reason I get saved.

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[jordaned]

SQUID GAME

KANG SAE-BYEOK (PLAYER 067)

nothing to see here

CHO HYUN-JU (PLAYER 120)

nothing to see here

HWANG IN-HO (FRONTMAN/PLAYER 001)

nothing to see here

NAM-GYU (PLAYER 124)

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SALESMAN/RECRUITER

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KANG NO-EUL (GUARD 011)

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[jordaned]

THE LAST OF US

ABBY ANDERSON

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ELLIE WILLIAMS

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JOEL MILLER

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[jordaned]

GACHIAKUTA

JABBER WONGER

dildo machine drabble

ftm reader hcs

ZANKA NIJIKU

nothing to see here

ENJIN

nothing to see here

GRIS RUBION

nothing to see here

SEMIU GRIER

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FOLLO TUNITO

nothing to see here

NB: i havent read the manga yet, so im sure there are more characters youd like to see here, ill add them when i can but i cannot give you a set date because of college, and shit happens unfortunately

[jordaned]

JUJUTSU KAISEN

SATORU GOJO

nothing to see here

SUGURU GETO

nothing to see here

SHOKO IERI

nothing to see here

URAUME

nothing to see here

SUKUNA RYOMEN

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[jordaned]

ARCANE

SEVIKA

nothing to see here

VI

GERT

nothing to see here

AMBESSA MEDARDA

nothing to see here

MADDIE NOLEN

nothing to see here

VIKTOR

nothing to see here

SILCO

stress relief

MEL MEDARDA

nothing to see here

VANDER

nothing to see here

[jordaned]

MASTERLIST

ARCANE

JUJUTSU KAISEN

GACHIAKUTA

THE LAST OF US

SQUID GAME

[jordaned]

RULES

DO NOT INTERACT if you are... homophobic, fascist, a minor, transphobic, ableist, a zionist, racist i write for dom!top reader primarily. sub!top and/or dom!bot reader if asked, never sub!bot reader. i write for all genders I MIGHT take a while to complete requests, please consider the fact that im still in school, mentally unstable, and burnout easily

ILL WRITE...dubcon, exhibitionism, gunplay/knifeplay, dacryphilia, ftm/mtf reader/character, bdsm, character/character, gender neutral reader, monsterfucking, intoxicated sex, breeding kinks, humiliation kinks, etcetera

I WONT WRITE.. pregnancy, watersports, feces kink, noncon, ageplay, raceplay, nsfw for aged up characters/minors, pedophilia, incest, fauxcest, sexualization of age regression