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I'm alive still! Haven't felt like posting much but here's my face.
Oh fuck.
My hysterectomy is at 7:30am tomorrow. Fuck fuck. I'm nervous but excited but nervous because surgery. Bluh bluh. I've been having such pain though. Get it the fuck out.
See how fast this year passed?
You better do what you wanna do.
I wanna be a role model
But I'm only human
When your babe says, "let's watch porn tonight"
Fitness for all bodies.
Hi, my name is Jordan and I’m a 31 year old transgender man. I’ve been on testosterone for almost 10 years, and my t anniversary is next
I've been suffering and dealing with a ton of chronic pain. I decided to write my story and post it here. Please read this....and please share it. 🙏 Help me get through this crazy freaking time in my life ☹️♥️
When someone just repeated themselves for the third time and you still have no idea what they said
“I only have a couple pairs of these undies and now I’m spoiled. Cheaper undies will never feel as good as these @bear_skn boxer briefs. 👍👏 “ - @jordandrab . Sizes all the way up to 6XL. Size inclusive love. ♥️ . . Sorry to all the people who know me in real life and had to see me in my underwear. 😜 . . . . #trans #transgender #transman #transmen #transmenofinstagram #ftm #plussize #plussizetrans #plussizetransguys #plussizemen #plussizemodel #fat #chubby #transbear #transition #testosterone #topsurgery #postop #bearskn #fatguysinundies #beard #ftmmagazine #beefymen #scars #fatandtrans #visibility #effyourbeautystandards #stretchedears #tattoos #transisbeautiful https://ift.tt/2NLl7YL
Health update: still can't work. Doctor is sending me to a specialist in uterine malformations. So I'm just in pain till then still. Fuck.
PayPal me $15 (PayPal.me/jordandrab) screen shot your payment....message me and see what you get. 😉😜
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch
Reblog to help OP realise their couch dreams!
Well, I had an appointment with another doctor to discuss my uterine fibroids since my first doctor just kept telling me I was too overweight for surgery.
He sent me for an ultrasound and the ultrasound tech decided we needed to to an internal ultrasound. On the ultrasound she found tons of fibroids, fibrous tissue AND she asked me if anyone ever mentioned me having more than one uterus.
Sure enough. I have TWO UTERI (UTERUSES?) They both share two ovaries and a cervix. I'm waiting to hear from my doctor as to what's next but the pain has been ridiculous. Most days I can hardly get out of bed.
Why did so many other "medical professionals" miss this? I'm so confused and angry at them. I've had problems with this part of my body my entire life....had they found this years and years ago would I have missed so much school? Would my life be different?
Of course through this all I can't work...so if you feel like it..you can show me some love via PayPal (PayPal.me/jordandrab)
At least SOME progress has been made. I have answers. I'll have more soon? 🤞
I didn't even know having more than one uterus was a thing. 🤦♂️
@bearskn got me feeling comfy and cute.
Use my code "JordanDrab" at bearskn.com for 15% off!
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
ehh what the hell
OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……
WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD
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FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..
OH MY GOD
OH MY F*CKIN GOD
THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!
Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC
I need to believe in the heart of the post…
Oh? Well… *reblag*
i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko
I have nothing to lose
my palm was itchin today not riskin it
I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol
It works. I just got $300 for no reason.
Money dog is my friend
Money dog is the shit
I believe in the money dog😀
I believe in the money 🐶
Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕
Just woke up 🙌🏿
Pplease😭🙏🏽
Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50
y’all I have $88 in my account I need all the help I can get
Why not.
PayPal.me/jordandrab cause I'm feeling lucky
The amount of pain I’ve been in lately has been no joke.
I feel like everyone thinks I’m lying or overreacting. I feel like a burden to everyone. I just want answers and help. Just a few more days till my new doctors appointment. Maybe then I can actually sleep at night.
It’s fucking 4:30am now. 🤦♂️ Feel free to send a message to say hey or anything. Feeling overwhelmed.
Yes, lets imagine a world WITHOUT MUSLIMS, shall we?
Without Muslims you wouldn’t have:
Coffee
Cameras
Experimental Physics
Chess
Soap
Shampoo
Perfume/spirits
Irrigation
Crank-shaft, internal combustion engine, valves, pistons
Combination locks
Architectural innovation (pointed arch -European Gothic cathedrals adopted this technique as it made the building much stronger, rose windows, dome buildings, round towers, etc.)
Surgical instruments
Anesthesia
Windmill
Treatment of Cowpox
Fountain pen
Numbering system
Algebra/Trigonometry
Modern Cryptology
3 course meal (soup, meat/fish, fruit/nuts)
Crystal glasses
Carpets
Checks
Gardens used for beauty and meditation instead of for herbs and kitchen.
University
Optics
Music
Toothbrush
Hospitals
Bathing
Quilting
Mariner’s Compass
Soft drinks
Pendulum
Braille
Cosmetics
Plastic surgery
Calligraphy
Manufacturing of paper and cloth
It was a Muslim who realized that light ENTERS our eyes, unlike the Greeks who thought we EMITTED rays, and so invented a camera from this discovery.
It was a Muslim who first tried to FLY in 852, even though it is the Wright Brothers who have taken the credit.
It was a Muslim by the name of Jabir ibn Hayyan who was known as the founder of modern Chemistry. He transformed alchemy into chemistry. He invented: distillation, purification, oxidation, evaporation, and filtration. He also discovered sulfuric and nitric acid.
It is a Muslim, by the name of Al-Jazari who is known as the father of robotics.
It was a Muslim who was the architect for Henry V’s castle.
It was a Muslim who invented hollow needles to suck cataracts from eyes, a technique still used today.
It was a Muslim who actually discovered inoculation, not Jenner and Pasteur to treat cowpox. The West just brought it over from Turkey
It was Muslims who contributed much to mathematics like Algebra and Trigonometry, which was imported over to Europe 300 years later to Fibonnaci and the rest.
It was Muslims who discovered that the Earth was round 500 years before Galileo did.
The list goes on………..
Just imagine a world without Muslims. Now I think you probably meant, JUST IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT TERRORISTS. And then I would agree, the world would definitely be a better place without those pieces of filth. But to hold a whole group responsible for the actions of a few is ignorant and racist. No one would ever expect Christians or White people to be held responsible for the acts of Timothy McVeigh (Oklahoma bombing) or Anders Breivik (Norway killing), or the gun man that shot Congresswoman Giffords in head, wounded 12 and killed 6 people, and rightly so because they had nothing to do with those incidents! Just like the rest of the 1.5 billion Muslims have nothing to do with this incident!
Sources:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/how-islamic-inventors-changed-the-world-469452.html
http://articles.cnn.com/2010-01-29/world/muslim.inventions_1_hassani-inventions-muslim?_s=PM:WORLD
http://www.ummahedinburgh.co.uk/radio/files/Muslim-Invention-Article.pdf
I couldn’t be happier to reblog this.
this is amazing.
SLAMS DOWN REBLOG BUTTON
FOREVER GOT LOVE FOR THE MUSLIM HOMIES
instant reblog!!!!!!
thanks guys
Reblooooog 😍😘👏
FOREVER I SHALL CLICK REBLOG
u know how many low key islamophobic are on this site because this post has circulated for years and still has only 600k notes when other bs posts get like millions 👀