I Love Quarians

Also love all things Mass Effect.

[rinlanddess]

Link ~~~

[joryn282]

Yay, deadly goth demi-goddess!

[waifubuki]

[joryn282]

Red-headed werewolves, am I right?

[rinlanddess]

Nekopara ~~~

[joryn282]

New game coming soon.

[hyotari]

[joryn282]

Yami thighs are best thighs

[tamamita]

The funniest part of Fate lore is the fan theory of why some heroic spirits are depicted as they are -- some theories claim that it's because they were popularly perceived like that throughout history, while other theories claim that this is how they looked like contrary to historical depictions.

And the only thing that comes to mind is, what made people believe Thomas Eddison was a giant furry?

[joryn282]

You mean he wasn't?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[autumngracy]

Imagine being hopelessly lost in the Namibian desert and you start hearing Africa playing somewhere over the dunes

[tsugumiseishirou]

To Love-Ru 

Mikan Yuuki

Requested by onodera-kosaki

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

DM: Time to get out the Monster Manual, or as some people like to call it: the Waifu Catalogue.

Me: WHAT.

[blimpyou]

Sometimes I smash or pass the whole book

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

What the fuck guys

[ultimatefangirl-exe]

I like to smash or pass monsters in DnD and Pathfinder books.

[theneverlandpiratewitch]

BugBears are legit.

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

can we not

[thej-key]

If you ain’t rollin’ to go down on Tiamat, you aren’t aiming high enough.

[pwbi]

What if a Bard tried to seduce Tiamat, but has to seduce each head in a twisted dating sim like scenario, but if they piss off any of the heads while doing so the bard gets eaten?

[everynight-cainite]

@broadwaytheanimatedseries

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’m gonna search Tiamat and then tell you if I’d smash or pass

[urlocalkookware]

@yourlocalstraight

[the-mountain-cryptid]

Stop it you heathens don’t fuck tiamat

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

finally! someone with sense!

[milesupshur47]

Whispering Tyrant is bae ❤️

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

Why that one

[joryn282]

Liches are the best. They have boners all the time.

[thebestoftumbling]

so calm

[jay2much-deactivated20180705]

Me working under a deadline

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

DM: Time to get out the Monster Manual, or as some people like to call it: the Waifu Catalogue.

Me: WHAT.

[blimpyou]

Sometimes I smash or pass the whole book

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

What the fuck guys

[ultimatefangirl-exe]

I like to smash or pass monsters in DnD and Pathfinder books.

[theneverlandpiratewitch]

BugBears are legit.

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

can we not

[arachnids-testified]

M̵̢͍͖̟͇̳̈́͂͜ ̶̦͉̥̮̰̼̼̌ị̷̳̰͚̪̰͖̺̪͑́̓̉͐͊̎̈ ̷̨̲̦̥̯̋͜n̴̬͐̓̒̄̓̓̒́̂ ̵̫̼̙̥̗̘̭̍̿̄̉͛̎̔̎d̷̲͖̥͍͎͚̠͙͊̃̍̉̐ͅ ̶̼̲̈̎͆̍̾͝ͅf̷̛̣͚͙̰̺̾͊̈́̓͒̚ ̴͔̝̗͍̘̰͐̒̇̏̀͘͘͠ĺ̸̢̗̹̙̜̰̀̾̈̎ ̴̡̧̩̬̯̟̩̂̉̆̽ǎ̷̡̯̥̖ ̷̛̟͙͕̈́͐̅̂̃̌̒y̷̢̛̘̝̞̼̽́̈̂̏̓ ̴͉̏͐͐ë̶͖͙͓̗̩́ ̵̻͚̜̹̪̤͒̈́̏͐̐̕r̶̲̬͔̻̀̋͜ ̸̨̻̓́́͒̊͑͠ͅs̴̨̞̦͖̝̖̰̿̈ͅ

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

do mindflayers have genitalia

what would it look like

would it be, like, a squid’s dick-tentacle?

a cloaca?

a straight-up mammalian penis?

i’m imagining they’d probably have something more fucked-up looking, like one of those corkscrew duck penises

[criticalwriter]

Mind flayers are humans/humanoids infected with a brain eatting parasite that turns them into a mindflayer.

Seeing as the parasite transforms the body so much doesnt mean the genital isn’t gone or wildly different tho.

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

You’re assuming Wizards of the Coast put that much thought into it

[joryn282]

You're assuming they didn't.

[revenantplasme]

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

[ghoulgoon]

food spinoffs based on “we fucked up making the regular ones” masterpost

[impaled]

[liz-and-the-blue-bird]

Transparent Hestia Familia for your blog! (◕‿◕✿)

[kitty2i-blog]

[tindez]

Tommy: Oh… my… [cat meows, cougar hisses] T: Melanie Melanie: What, babe? T: Come here for a minute. [pause] Look at this. M: Oh my God T: Is that crazy or what? M: Where are the kids? T: They’re out back. M: [exclaimed] TOMMY ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! [cougar backs up, lowers ears, looks at camera] T: Shh- [chuckling] You’re gonna scare the cat. They’re still in bed, they’re still in bed, shi- M: That is not funny. You about gave me a heart attack. T: [laughing quietly] M: Are you kidding?

[st-coyote]

This has the opposite energy of that “Good Going Ron. What I’m not allowed to sneeze?” Video.

[catchymemes]

[randomitemdrop]

Spell: Conjure Sharknado

[you-wear-a-jacket-deactivated20]

[el-lobizon]

@invaderwolfey

[nathanielthekitten]

@teakip

[techno-dragon]

EEEEEEeeee e e e e e

[orangeisthenewchocolate]

This is the type of quality content I expect out of this website