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[catharticboredom]

[gun-flame]

Dreepy inside Dragapult’s head: 

[porterr-robinson]

v.2

[daysei-deactivated20190824]

i love this

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[wolg-fang]

She doesn’t even put the baby in the stroller sjfbhsjfh

[feministism]

[buffaloswedishsavior]

I have never needed something so badly in my life. Please make my little gay heart happy.

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

omg i choked dbdbd

[lifehacksthatwork]

I love this!

[cricketcat9]

Smaller on the outside

[hobnob-69]

2 queens: *lip syncing*

Queens in the back row:

[dsd57993215]

[hobnob-69]

2 queens: *lip syncing*

Queens in the back row:

[dsd57993215]

[overpricedvodka]

(Twitter)

President Velveeta plagiarized his inauguration cake.

A. Cake.

This is real life.

[ororomunroedontpullout]

They took the man’s cake design like they are so low down

[taffylemonknees-deactivated2018]

EVERYONE IS MISSING THE BEST GOSH DANG PART OF THIS STORY

THEY DONATED ALL THE PROFITS TO HRC!!

[dragkingandreweldritch]

it’s cool that the bakery also gave a shoutout to the original cake designer

like they absolutely knew how shady this whole thing was and managed to handle it in the best way possible

[miracufic]

Update on #cakegate.

[catchymemes]

[okayysophia]

Doing the lords work…

[kaijuno]

“What’s your spirit animal?” We’re white Rebecca we don’t have spirit animals ask me what my fursona is like you meant to ask u fucking coward

[somethingunlikeanythingelse]

This is the funniest thing ive ever seen.

[lizord-lord]

this is both very respectful and very cursed and honestly that’s an energy i wholeheartedly support

[surprisebitch]

THE ACCURACY

[surprisebitch]

seriously if you cant be in a monogamous relationship, just break up with your partner and be in an open relationship with someone else. its that simple. its 2019. open relationships are a thing to prevent cheating from happening because there’s consent that you and the partner who consented can see other people while you two are in a relationship. if your partner doesnt consent to an open relationship or if you’re in a monogamous relationship and cant be in one, then just dont be in one. your partner who wants a monogamous relationship doesnt deserve the emotional pain of being cheated on. or just stay single too and fuck whoever you want. dont commit to someone if you cant commit to being loyal to them

[gahdamnpunk]

“Land of the free”

[ambs-witdalocs]

Wow

[jehovahhthickness]

Huh?????!

[everydaylouie]

musical faces

[dicknurse]

which ariana grande song is this

[surprisebitch]

this slaps

[somerhalders]

[fumblingthroughchaos]

Matilda (1996)

[pirates-puke]

My actual life as a child.

[childhoodposts]

My actual life rn