jostens-pitch

im dumb and accidentally made jostens-pitch into a secondary blog so if you see this account replying or messaging: thats why ! but yeah go follow @jostens-pitch <3

[byjove]

me: why are the pillows always so fucked up

my cat:

[thillius]

This looks like a painting with like the composition and lighting

[chloematis]

And now it is :)

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

[themerlinrewrite]

season 1 arthur: magic is evil and my dads right about everything

merlin:

merlin: i can fix him

[cubesandstuff]

Me, in the summer heat, taking 2 points of fire damage every second: aeugh aeugh aeugh ough eough ough eaugh

[homeboygirl]

learning that self deprecation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it's true.

[crossroadswrite]

idk about you but i’m a sucker for the we just had sex and it’s the morning after and i woke up to an empty bed and how could i be so stupid of course you left me alone but wait you’re in my kitchen cooking me breakfast and i’m so relieved trope

[sabertoothwalrus]

[cryptonature]

I have to assume that in the fullness of time, at least once, a mouse has used a mushroom as an umbrella.

That’s enough to keep me going.

[phantomchick]

@cryptonature​​ Man do I have good news for you!

Also! Bonus frog!

[bigratbastard]

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

makkon

[tinsnip]

[nbbybirth-milfbychoice-blog]

[be-queer-do-arson]

I love that scene in tkm where Wymack tells Neil he's going to make him vice captain the next year and Neil tries to politely decline (on the grounds that he'll be dead by then) and Wymack is literally like too bad bitch. This isn't a democracy and i say you're the next captain so figure it out

[be-queer-do-arson]

Neil, post baltimore, covered in blood: figured it out coach

Wymack: what the fuck kid

[bluedietcoke]

annabeth chase being denied of love her entire life only to find that it would later be her greatest strength as the years went on is something i think about everyday

[crobat]

[liarsblade]

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

[langernameohnebedeutung]

...do little German boy meme enthusiasts even know that our reblog button looks like this-

[doubleca5t]

oh mein gott, zis vebsite is full of scheißepfosten

[duckdotcom]

secret hug techniques to be used only in dire emergencies

[duckdotcom]

[nemfrog]

"The Big Dipper as it is today (left) and as it will look in 50,000 years." Dream of stars. 1940.

Internet Archive

[sorrytoallwholikeme-blog]

[toskarin]

the walking polar bear gif is already one of my favourite gifs so can you imagine the noise I made when I saw this version

[toskarin]

it's so evocative..... it's so hurt, but it is at peace.. it is moving on

[ucatty2-blog]

what

[toskarin]

it's so evocative..... it's so hurt, but it is at peace.. it is moving on