www dot absolute befuddlement dot com

extremely unwell 23 year old sorcerer (lucas/lucian, he/him+xe/xem)

[captain-price-returns]

Go for it. I don't even care any more.

[inwardhardar]

These scientists are frantically leaving haunting voice recordings and health packs around their lab as we speak. Look, that one's writing a message in blood on the wall.

[sirgawin]

george is too relateable

[inadvertently-biblical]

RUPERT GILES & BUFFY SUMMERS

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - 5x05

[unification]

it's about being an instrument of truth by your own will. the guy who ingested helicobacter pylori to establish a clear causal link between it and the formation of gastric ulcers understood this too

[jncos]

No money: I need food

One money: I need a cool silver ring with a skull on it

[nemfrog]

Lace bugs. 500 designs for Mexican drawn-work. 1893.

Internet Archive

[macklesufficient]

almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”

[aspecardaweek]

Volume 24, Issue 1 Asexuality in Tolkien's Legendarium

Happy Pride everyone! The Journal of Tolkien Research has just published a new issue focused on the asexual and aromantic spectrums and how they resonate within Tolkien's Legendarium. The mods over here are so excited to read these and will be posting a weekly article summary for the next few months!

Introduction: Asexuality and Aromanticism in Tolkien's Works

Clare Moore and Rory Queripel

“Mythology is Language and Language is Mythology”: Allegory, Applicability, and/or Asexuality in Tolkien’s Legendarium

Rory M. Queripel

“Motions of Love and Friendship”: Elven (A)sexuality

Clare Moore

Chaste Bachelors and Abstaining Husbands: Celibacy and Asexuality in the Line of Finwë

Kristine Larsen

“A Natural Human Activity”: the Split Attraction Model as a tool for reading Tolkien’s Legendarium

Sarah Courtis

“As Bachelors Very Exceptional”: An Asexual Reading of Frodo Baggins

Danna Petersen-Deeprose

What is Unwritten May Yet Resonate: In Search of Female A-spec Resonances in Tolkien

Jackie Sheppard

An Asexual Autist’s Feminist Musings on The Lord of the Rings

Robin A. Reid

[kushblazer666]

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[scenetorrents]

[just-a-little-dead-inside]

[bananaquilava]

[fiiishman]

[deathandmysticism]

Emblemata politica, 1632

[teomodo]

my moms reaction to my bat incident tonight

[morganathewitch]

Rain patterns, Gallsjömossen 2026.

[killers-anthem]

when harry's name should be deep gold and orange, like a forest fire looming and smelling of liquor, like a tequila sunset because it's too late and sunrise is long gone, but the longer you spend with kim you see the same fire reflected in his glasses turning them golden, he wears an orange jacket and when you wake up for second time still alive the first thing he says to you is *sunrise* parabellum, sunrise prepare-for-war, because it is not too late and him being there proves it