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This is kinda ominous ngl

vexwerewolf

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

wherefore-whinnies

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

maximum-overboner

EVEN SAUCIER FICTION!!

Papyrus’ magnum opus is complete. His romance novel. Blood, sweat, tears, and a fundamental misunderstanding of what sex entails, all culminating in his life’s work. His baby. Now he could live the lifestyle of a brooding, melancholy writer, and be hipper than ever.

If it can survive a critique from Sans, that is.

4.5k words, comedy, bad, bad, bad smut. a sequel to this, but this can be totally understood by itself

“so, you excited?”

Papyrus shifted in his chair, hard and wooden, under the stark lighting of the kitchen, the halogen making him feel as if he was about to be interrogated. He did not want to do this. But the writers forums he had visited said that having your work looked over with a fresh pair of willing eyes did wonders, no matter the… Content. Dozens of people said he should. Begged, even. Repeatedly. And Sans already knew about his hobby. He had two week off, too, vacation time, so he could read with no interruptions.

Undyne would probably tear the house in two with her bare hands if something happened in the book that she didn’t agree with, at least Sans could communicate without shouting. The embarrassment could be worked through, it was a kind thing Sans was doing after all, they were both reasonable, rational adults, who could appreciate a nice pair of the ol’ jiggly jooglies like the respectable men they were.

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the-undertale-trash-god-blog

Oh. My. God. Words cannot explain how magnificent this beautiful piece of writing is. Gaster is honestly my reaction to everything. I laughed so hard I damn near pissed myself. In school people were giving my looks cause I had to set my phone down and breath before reading every paragraph. I laughed so hard my friend thought I was crying, and I was. When I got home my sister and mom checked in asking if I finally have gone crazy and my sister yelled to my mom “hide everything sharp.” I swear to god I have abs now from all the thundering laughter that spilled from my mouth. This is just so amazing thank you so fucking much. Really, thank you so so so damn much. Bless your existence.

lila-oh

Two years ago I said, "I'd ship Alastor with a chair if you let me", And you let me. 🤷 (I blame the @radiorollerzine and how they validated this stupid idea for a bookmark. It's all their fault).

joules-per-second

MY FAVORITE BOOKMARK!!!

#I swear this pose is everything #RadioRoller #Hazbin Hotel #Go buy the zine or merch bundle if you want this acrylic bookmark

sunderwight

The problem with studying the deep ocean is that humans need light to look at things, the depths of the ocean are extremely dark, and what lives there is accustomed to spending most of its time in that darkness. So when we go down there with submersibles and turn on Big Lights to see, we invariably and dramatically alter what's going on, in the same way that it's generally difficult to observe the natural behaviors of terrestrial animals if you whip out a megaphone and shout HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING at them first.

adizzyninja

A humble snubnose eelpout on its way to the whale fall buffet when some nearby humans give it a quick, unintrusive study:

julianova44

I put this in the comments but feel it needs a reblog- Check out some of Dr Edith Widder’s work on light in the deep sea! Among other things, she used the bioluminescence of stoplight fish to deduce wavelengths which most deep sea animals can’t perceive and used that to create light filters to be able to film with minimal disturbance! And that’s how we got 25 minutes of giant squid footage!!!!

solstacoded

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strawbebbynya

all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me

whitachi

I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks

whyenn-reader

Not to go "if you have ADHD just go for a run" or anything, but I am so serious if you have ADHD you should regularly go outside, no headphones no phone no nothing and just stand and observe for a while until you've had enough. Not until you get bored, until you've had enough. Drink your coffee without watching tiktok. Have a bath without music. Turn down the volume in your headphones. I cannot overstate how much learning to be bored is cruicial with ADHD. Life is not just about pleasure, no matter what your dysregulated dopamine system thinks, and when you teach your brain to be okay with being bored, then boring tasks stop feeling like torture. By letting yourself be bored you are yoinking your system out of the high/low binary and allow for the highs to feel like actual highs and not just anything that isn't low. I am so serious go literally touch grass. Listen to the sounds in your flat. Stimulate your body the way it was designed. It lowers anxiety and makes you feel like you're real and best of all it's completely free

butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway

I really wish more ADHD mental health care told you WHY things like this matter to our quality of life.

The Hyperactivity in Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder is NOT about being physically hyperactive, it's about having a "hyperactive central nervous system" because it's a form of inheritable dysautonomia. The problem with disautonomia, especially the ADHD kind, is that it makes boredom flag to your nervous system as a THREAT, triggering hyperactive and maladaptive central nervous system processes like fight or flight.

But dysautonomia kills you that way. Literally, part of the reason our average life spand increase on stimulents is that it helps manage risk-taking impulsivity that can get us killed by accident, but the other part is that stimulents can regulate a hyperactive CNS such that it is functionally (while impacted by the stimulent) NOT dysregulated anymore. And PHYSIOLOGICALLY that is essential because the physical outcomes of dysautonomia can reduce your life span by YEARS if not decades through self-perpetuating hypervigelence, endocrine disruption, and adrenal fatigue.

So when the ADHD brain goes stimulation-seeking and a doctor tells you to practice mindfulness, it feels like being told "hey go stand in a functioning boiler until you can stop thinking" rather than WHAT IT IS which is the process of re-teaching your body what is and isn't safe.

Standing outside making mindful, non-interpretive/moralized observation of the world helps your brain and body re-acclimate to the idea that absence of that frantic "busy" feeling isn't a threat or a risk to your safety, and gradually reduces the level of distress that just hanging out somewhere triggers for you.

Learning WHY this stuff was being suggested and understanding what it was actually supposed to do went a long way towards changing my relationship with my ADHD. I am FAR more functional now, far less prone to shame spirals and rejection sensitivity, hell, I can **sit physically still for near on an hour at a time** now without feeling like I'm going to crawl out of my skin.

So yeah. Go outside. Let the world narrow around you and take deep breaths until it stops feeling claustrophobic or like you need to climb walls. Learn how to let little sensations become big ones like the way the heat of the sun on your skin starts as a gentle warming and be omes a unique collection of sensory moments depending on how it lands on you. Listen for sounds under sounds and let them fade in and out as you move your focus from one sound to the next. Enjoy. Move on. Rinse and repeat.

When you no longer feel like the world is actively killing you, it's a lot easier to navigate it.

whyenn-reader

S++ tier addition to the post, thank you tumblr user butts bouncing on the beltway

skippyisntfunny

bisexual-engineer-girl

Pulitzer Prize type shit

wizardshark

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

spooky-narwhal

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot