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For Whom The Bells Toll

(+ the boys at Trosky)

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

misscrazyfangirl321

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

misscrazyfangirl321

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

whyenn-reader

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

lesbianmarrow

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

tunnaa-unnaa

taking notes

roscolux

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

vee-dmsr

fairycosmos

word on the street is if you suffer in just the right way for just long enough youll be rewarded

pikescorner

worm on the street is dried out in the sun and crispy

kosmogrl

asksloyxp

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

shinyrock6498

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

asksloyxp

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

wizardshark

Listen I get it but you CANNOT use "sensory nightmare" as an excuse to avoid essential things. You HAVE to find a way to make it work, such as finding effective alternatives. But you can't just avoid it.

You need to eat some vegetables in your diet or you will become a lich.

You have to wear a life jacket or you will literally drown and die.

You need to be able to exist in public spaces with children.

You have to find a way.