Its Common Knowledge?

✧・ﾟ:*making jokes in the tags since 2011*:・ﾟ✧ 29, they/them

[thoughtcascades]

if you’re not a little bit selfish, people will eat you alive

[lumsel]

There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

[unusual-pybro]

[m1dori-eyes]

Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[depsidase]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sunderedstar]

[tibby]

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

[neverwonderneverremember]

you can tell i'm having a really good day when i start posting a lot. always a sign that things are really awesome for me

[curioscurio]

Senshi was busy so they sent me a grim omen instead

[dear-maria-suck-me-off]

[hibi-flower]

sources: l.e.s. by donald glover // this year by the mountain goats // maya hornbacher, madness // watchisjawdrop on tumblr // wuntrum on tumblr // kim kardashian // unknown // godblessryankent on tiktok // nayyirah waheed // unknown // lev st. valentine

on hope, finally

[fadedlovemp3]

“progressive” men when a woman is deemed evil enough that they can call her a bitch 24/7:

[lynxmari127]

comic book conventions being the perfect place to practice communicating to men early on in casual chat that I don't want to have a full blown interview with them

[alphascorpiixx]

NEVER KHML YOURSELF

[xehanortsreport]

long time no xigbar dream... he popped up in a neat new outfit, told me kh4 was being released november 23 and i woke up

its not coming out so soon but ty for the optimism mr. bar.

[xehanortsreport]

oh god it's possible

[pinkertoast]

Sighs loudly and dramatically in a way that suggests I desire attention

[destielgaysex]

NO OTHER PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM GETS TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES!! THE SIZE AND DISTANCE OF OUR MOON FROM EARTH AND THE SUN MAKE THE PERFECT CIRCUMSTANCES TO GET TOTALITY!!! THE EARTH AND MOON ARE SOOOO COOL AND OF COURSE OUR SUN!! I LOVE LIVING ON EARTH I LOVE YOU EARTH I LOVE YOUUUUU MOON I LOVE YOU SUN

[orthoscheme]

there are more weird small brown mammals than you could ever ever imagine

[orthoscheme]

You dont know this one