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My current aesthetic is Secretary of State Elizabeth McCord verbally sparring with her political opponents and then them looking at her in grudging respect.

1x1 “Pilot”

1x2 “Another Benghazi”

1x3 “The Operative”

1x4 “Just Another Normal Day”

1x5 “Blame Canada”

1x8 “Need to Know”

1x10 “Collateral Damage”

1x11 “Game On”

1x12 “Standoff”

1x20 “The Necessary Art”

(honorable mention)

5x1 “E Pluribus Unum”

beautifuldisastr

elizabeth and henry - 1.01 & 3.10

mrchandlerbings

vittyyluvscookies

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

submissivefeminist

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

chaotichowlite

‘Vagina-owners’

anxiousnerd

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

sexylibrarian1

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

occupyvenus

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

phantoms-lair

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

taysweetbae

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

greedyagain

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

fatallyblonde

there is no heterosexual explanation for this.

r0rschach

What happens!!?? I want this romance…. so cute

decaflesbian

Ummm im here for vintage lesbians

weirddyke

i’m sure someone probably commented on this post already but this is calamity jane, they eventually move into a tiny cabin together and sing a song about how “a woman’s touch” can fix anything. i watched this movie daily when i was about 7 and now i’m a dyke

tsoki

my butch lesbian professor who is well into her sixties had told me that this was her first real exposure to the concept that a woman could not only be attracted to other women, but be butch while doing it. she said this movie propelled her into her sexuality with a sense of pride and remains a cornerstone of her coming-out journey. in short, representation matters and always has.

wlwellbutrin

@bunnyfemme

zhanael

@fairymascot

idiopathicsmile

yeah for reference, here’s the “fixing up the cabin” song

i really want to believe that at least one person in the production knew precisely what they were doing

miseducatedmelanicmuse

Great advice right here.

amypoehler

sawing4teens

“Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writers’ room, waiting for the Wednesday night read-through to start. […] Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can’t remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and oud and “unladylike”, Jimmy Fallon […] turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, “Stop that! It’s not cute! I don’t like it.” Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. “I don’t fucking care if you like it.” Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit. With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute. She wasn’t there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys’ scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you like it.”

- Tina Fey, Bossypants

This one never gets old.

bellygangstaboo

what the hell is going on in this country?!

tontonmichel-deactivated2022021

Well damn

justcariii

Shit has been bad for a while

fatcr0w

Right so this lady was smart, if you’re ever in a sedan-style trunk there’s a little pull tab that you can use to get yourself out that is STANDARD in cars built after 2001. It’s the law just like headlights and seatbelts.

if you are in an SUV style vehicle or newer model car you may be able to find the automatic trunk release wire, pull on it, it will pop the trunk

if you can’t find any of that stuff,look for the brake light housing. You will need to pull back the trunk carpeting and feel about. It’s probably bolted in, but some careful wiggling will dislodge it. If people see a goddamn arm waving out of a hole in a car while they poke along I-95 they likely will do something about it

msleoduh

Reblog to save a life….

ryderdai

I was about to explain that handle myself. I did in the past and was told I have a sick since of humor for saying it helps to serve as an escape method in kidnappings.

Some of them even glow in the dark for easier finding.