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[cundtcake]

she’s doing god’s work

[senoritaimperfecta]

I had a weird dream last night & the only thing I remember clearly was Batman saying, “what does Darkwing Duck have that I don’t?” & someone said “a husband” & he started crying

[senoritaimperfecta]

Why isn’t it oblivious?

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

[jpustelak]

I have never reblogged something so fast.

[world-of-cats]

[janeplease]

Why does this cat sound like a fullmetal alchemist character

[bumblebeebats]

this cat is telling me about his many crimes in the Ishvalan war

[moved--306389]

I thought these comments were way too specific, but imagine my surprise to find out they’re 100% on point

[what-even-is-thiss]

Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it’s potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Centaur: *kneeling on the ground, ripping up bits of grass and eating it*

Nearby horse: *neighs*

Centaur: Well it’s easy for you to bend over, isn’t it?

Horse: *snorts*

Centaur: *through a mouthful of grass* Well goody goody for you, but some of us have two spines.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Human: Hey does somebody want the rest of my burger?

Centaur: Oh I’ll have it. I am starving.

Human: Didn’t you just eat like an entire barrel of hay?

Centaur: *snatches the burger* That was for the horse stomach not the human one. Don’t be racist, Carl.

[fangirltothefullest]

DON’T BE RACIST CARL

[conversationswithamillennial]

That spine comment made me reevaluate my life

[what-even-is-thiss]

Two spines, two ribcages, and six limbs baby! And a tail! Four shoulders!

[nerdy-as-heck]

This picture makes my intellectual half happy but also causes me great pain

[dragon-in-a-fez]

is your intellectual half the horse half or the human half

[beowulf22121]

Head, Abdomen, Thorax. 6 limbs. Insect.

[would-we-be-friends-if-i]

That last comment hit me so hard I felt like Plato when Diogenes plopped a plucked chicken down and declared it a man

[snommelp]

[jpustelak]

This one is for you Brock 🖕 the future is female sorry it’s hurting your priviledge.

[alwaysbewoke]

[giflounge]

Snake played by AI

[supreme-leader-stoat]

This is mesmerizing.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I have wanted to see thos happen my whole life

[juuls]

I feel at peace for the first time since the year 2000.

🐉🐍😌🐍🐉

[firelightmystic]

We may rest now. We are free.

[aliciavikander]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This post is a journey

[virtuous-thing]

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

[dovewithscales]

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

[eldbitch-horror]

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

[dovewithscales]

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

[hyratel]

I MEAN where’s the lie

[dovewithscales]

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

[giada-luna]

Reblogging for that last exchange.

[hugintheraven]

@shanastoryteller

[admiralrainbow]

you know what this is

[fluffytrace]

Why did… why did this make me so happy

[mistertotality]

A nice review of the cat memes from the last decade.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

The Color Carousel House has fascinating architecture, like a round entrance hall and lots of whimsical decor.

Deep blue living room with small pops of color.

What an attractive kitchen- love the red cabinets and horse on the wall.

The swirling stairs.

This is a fun room with the spiral stairs leading to a loft.

Red striped bedroom. 

Blue and gold home office.

Shiny black shower- I love a shower w/o glass.

Very striking bath.

Quaint little room under the eaves.

https://nadiaoliveschnack.dk/#projects

[pettycentral]

[coochie-bandit]

[tastefullyoffensive]

didn’t think i’d be imagining wolverines dick today but here we are

[mysharona1987]

[irresponsible-masochist]

I saw a similar thing in a screenshot on Reddit the other day.

[gentledomaziraphale]

so glad that aziraphale gets to bone his husband in their cute little picturesque cottage in the south downs instead of getting sent to supreme hell for being gay

[ileolai]

i feel like its important to note also that aziraphale made hell afraid of him

[amuseoffyre]

Aziraphale made the choice to get dragged to Hell to save his husband and scare the living daylights out of the demons before going back and taking his husband to fancy lunch :)

[cannibalchicken]

[laurelhach]

using microsoft word

*moves an image a mm to the left*

all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.

[jpustelak]

This is half my job.