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I heard it was that time of year again.

so i’ve eliminated my phone from the “staying up all night” equation by getting an alarm clock and charging said phone in another room, but this resulted in a second, secret problem of staying up too late drawing because i still had my tablet. i don’t wanna move my tablet to another room as well because i like having a little bit of drawing time before bed so for about a week i was like….. oh i’ll just force myself off at the correct time eventually. one of these days that will happen.

but last night realized i'm never gonna just gain the willpower to curb my bad habits at random, that’s the entire reason i took the phone out of the room, so i just. set my tablet to turn completely greyscale from 12:30am to 8am to prevent me from staying up all night drawing. and guess who actually fucking went to bed the second his tablet turned grey.

succubusboyfriend

moral of the story and a lesson i think everyone can take from this is don’t expect yourself to just get over your bad habits through sheer force of will. it won’t fucking happen. instead make them as annoying as possible to continue. make them completely unsatisfying. sabotage your bad habits.

senatortedcruz

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

funstyle

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

jacobtheloofah

i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work

infectiouspiss

i would die for this thing

infectiouspiss

he's called Rise (like earth rise, the best fucking space picture ever) and he's the ZGI (zero gravity indicator) for this launch

which basically means they have a plushie free floating in the shuttle and when it starts floating around they know they're in zero gravity :3

infectiouspiss

WHEEEE!!!!!! YIPPEEEE!!!!!!! SPAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!

infectiouspiss

he's back home and so are our astronauts <3

psychotic-gerard

me, every single time i see people (especially women) talking about the divine feminine energy, or the sacredness of the womb or whatever it is now:

[image description: a two-panel photo of a person dialling a number and then placing the phone to their ear. the contact is saved as ‘Ursula K. Le Guin’ /end ID]

context is this quote by her:

But I didn’t and still don’t like making a cult of women’s knowledge, preening ourselves on knowing things men don’t know, women’s deep irrational wisdom, women’s instinctive knowledge of Nature, and so on. All that all too often merely reinforces the masculinist idea of women as primitive and inferior – women’s knowledge as elementary, primitive, always down below at the dark roots, while men get to cultivate and own the flowers and crops that come up into the light. But why should women keep talking baby talk while men get to grow up? Why should women feel blindly while men get to think?

wokeuplaughing

big fan of these photos I took with a fisher price camera when I was like 8

fluff-e-boy

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

fluff-e-boy

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

fluff-e-boy

Bad salesman

folklorespring

Vladyslav Heraskevych wearing a helmet with pictures of Ukrainian athletes who were killed by russia.

folklorespring

He was disqualified for this helmet.

brisim-claimhte

The best thing about being a chronically online papyrologist in training is being assigned an unpublished fragment to decipher, and slowly realising it's talking about the purity of mesopotamian copper.

Two millennia after Ea Nasir, the Romans are worried about buying impure copper ingots, imported from Mesopotamia.

francisforever2014

how it feels to refer to men’s “pecs” as their tits

isawken

experiencing adolescence in the 2010s has fucked my perspective of the word “epic” totally beyond repair. i will forever view it in the same league as words like “awesomesauce” and “legitness” im sorry. theres just no going back