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911 yes hello. i post thoughts made from only one (1) brain cell

[juantwojuan]

the love win smells at bath & body works are homophobia

[juantwojuan]

having something wrong your brain is like

sat down to do English homework and began singing along to the classical music I have playing

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i have a deep dark secret that I have no one but the fuckin void to share with. Guess What It Is

I’m getting tutoring. I guess I’m not as academic and mysterious as you all must’ve obviously thought I was

[juantwojuan]

can't believe its 2021 and im finally writing that werewolf story I started three years ago

[juantwojuan]

mom: what vitamin is for the bones

me: all of them.

me: but I Think it’s vitamin d.

[juantwojuan]

not to be all boo boo or boomeristic or whatever but god I fucking hate social media. it’s egregious to my mental health. just want to make friends at the book store. join a boxing club. do my school work on time. post art on my art account. and that’s it. like witnessing other people’s lives and feeling this emptiness that WASNT there before is so boring and repetitive and I hate the cycle it puts me in

[juantwojuan]

gonna fuck around and sleep with the collection of teddy bears I have from my ex boyfriends

[juantwojuan]

isnt life weird. u just... remember things different than everyone else. like I’m always gonna have an attachment to that pay phone song by maroon 5 cuz I recited the lyrics in an rp once when I was really young. wtf

[juantwojuan]

boys will suck almost all the time but then they’ll leave you two dollars of the tip money while they take 60 cents for themselves and when you say ‘see ya’ they’ll say ‘peace’ when they’ve never said it before and and

[juantwojuan]

things in my life I thought would never occur: me and a cute boy are using old english to write hilarious paragraphs about how much we loathe one another

[juantwojuan]

i stopped watching riverdale when they revealed the incest plot idk about y’all

[juantwojuan]

shared poetry with my mutuals and now feel pressured to be produce bangers

[juantwojuan]

I have golden retriever puppy energy how do I get someone who doesn’t care for puppies to like me :(

[juantwojuan]

hey to everyone on here who reminisces about their teenage years I’d like to have you know that I’m sixteen and my mom is currently the only one cockblocking me from a (mostly) platonic date where I try to convince this way more attractive teenager to unknowingly fall in love with me and so I’m passive-aggressively doing every extra chore I can think of to coax her into MAYBE considering

[juantwojuan]

and people will continue to say the things that they don’t mean and wear the jewelry of the dead and I will refuse to be one of them. I will reject it alltogether. the things I choose in this abrupt, audacious and abhorrent life of ours is to forge my own gold and engorge my thoughts with that wistful familiarity of loving arguements.

and now that I say it aloud, that’s not all that much to ask for.

a.j

[juantwojuan]

me, signing off zoom: THANK YOU, HAVE A GOOD DAY

also me: SORRY THIS ISNT MEANT TO BE CAPITALIZED

my dorky instructor: losing his absolute shit

[juantwojuan]

having a de psych teacher during online learning is like having a second mother who’s constantly telling me to take breaks, have snacks, and do self care