fought a rat and lost

shittind and crying and shitting again i have ibs

[nikfromtheinternet]

common grackle and red-winged blackbird best friends forever!!!

[ilovecats4ever]

[sygol]

i love how you used to be able to just say whatever you wanted

[cikero]

some of you should seek out immortality

[medievaljournalist]

theres evidence jesus was an orc. with a battle axe and everything. and green as fuck as well

[sacred-portal]

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

who is this

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

oh thats cool. windows 11 lets u search using the Mask of Agamemnon now

[ilovetodrinkwater]

LOL but seriously release the hounds

[gaybichon]

that's a great question

[contemptible-scoundrel]

what's crazy is that it really said gorp

[demilypyro]

[demilypyro]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

[ghostofcinders]

Really can't go wrong in fantasy with a giant skeleton being part of the environment. I'm talking colossal, part of the scenery bones.

Oh yes, let me wonder what the hell it is, how it died, how long it has been there. Let me walk on its ribs pathways, climb inside an eyesocket, look at where it fused with the nature around it.

[eggshells-and-simple-spells]

A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

[yassmines]

UM FJFKDJFJD HELLO

[things-that-are-not-true]

people keep whispering "oathbreaker" at me when i walk past them

[flowerbleedme]

mods show him the truth of the universe for a single moment then return him to a state of mind incapable of comprehending it