First of All...no.

[juju-smithschuster]

Icon by @cremanata

[garbage-empress]

Jimmy Dean is not my lover

[demonbloodsausagedog]

He’s just a sausage, egg, and cheese on a bun

[unclefather]

[juju-smithschuster]

@kingofthebitches

[karenfreethekids]

[catboybeebop]

[espopstar]

[maxknightley]

you know in retrospect it's weird that the splatooniverse has a band called "the squid sisters" when, like... they Are squids. that's like if the real world had a band called "the human league"

[lumsel]

[itslookingback]

evil infodumping where you just tell lies

[magnetothemagnificent]

TikTok

[mango-mentally-ill-deactivated2]

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

I don't know why but I felt the need to edit them so it looked like they're lined up for execution by duck foot pistol

[catgirlforeskin]

It’s nice that you let them have cigarettes

[huffylemon]

[devilmns]

character playlists aren’t for songs a character would listen to they are for songs that remind me of the character

[devilmns]

“x wouldn’t listen to this” yeah no shit this is for when i want to listen to my shitty songs and think about my favorite little characters

[yoshifruit]

Speak for yourself. I think Rouge the Bat would love my Rouge playlist. Every time I found a smooth jazz, acid jazz, nu jazz, or jazz house song that fit her style, I thought “damn Rouge would love this,” and added them to a playlist, specifically for her to listen to.

[betagrove]

Okay. Well Rouge the Bat isn't real. So I don't think she's gonna listen to that.

[yoshifruit]

[henstomper]

baseball commentary is awesome its like

"i don't understand what people mean when they talk about a constant state of the self. come on, we're always shifting like water."

"that's true, but our experiences stay with us for our entire lives as there's a fly ball to left field and it's caught by Pollock at the warning track, the person we are is built upon what we learnt as the person we used to be, you know?"

"of course, we are always shaping what we will become in the future. Castillo dots the corner for a called strike."

"man that hot dog guy's really killing it."

"i can hear him from all the over here. he's making me hungry. do you like relish on your hot dog?"

[emotional-emotion]

Seinfeld (1989 - 1998) 2.08 The Heart Attack

[pokemonwearingsportsmerch]

[chrispineofficial]

lately been having a lot of dreams about wearing extremely high heels and also swimming in the ocean. this can only mean i’m gonna be the world’s first mermaid drag queen

[synge-street-deactivated2024112]

first? learn your herstory

[chrispineofficial]

my good bitch that is a starfish

[synge-street-deactivated2024112]

gonna be honest i didnt take in the word mermaid i just read extremely high heels and swimming in ocean, blacked out, and came to as i was hitting reblog

[chrispineofficial]

i understand. we all blackout over fishnets returning to their original habitat

[chrispineofficial]

what did i ever do to you besides provide quality family entertainment in such movies as The Princess Diaries 2 and Star Trek (2009)

[reinsdork]

Idk I don't think he deserves to be called that

[nat-20s]

"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

[thegrandteapot]

[swankyangles]

I'm not the kind of guy who reblogs cool mugs, but this is the greatest mug I've ever seen.

[epilepticsaints]

It's cute :)