A7X \m/ @julijashadows - Tumblr Blog

Don't fuck with me. I have the power of God and anime on my side https://www.instagram.com/p/CkWPf3fLSdJ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Felt cute, might delete later idk https://www.instagram.com/p/CTktYDULfX7/?utm_medium=tumblr

wexler

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

unclefather

He checked her pulse

thestoryandyou

richardalexanderrr

basing a foreign speaker’s intelligence on how fluent they are in a foreign language is so ignorant

runthatonebymeagain-deactivated

As my dad always says, “Anyone who speaks with an accent knows one more language than you.”

3 years later and you're still ugly. tragic

Oof, my heart just shattered. So sad

teenagerposts

why he do dat

gfriend

me coming to my senses: wow he was ugly

Today the lady behind me in line at the grocery store checkout politely tapped my shoulder and when I turned around she motioned toward my giant bundles of kale and asked: “what do you do with your kale? Do you cook with it, or make juice, or…?” And i admitted there in front of god and the world “oh I feed it to my peacocks.” And she just looked so taken aback that I said “I’m sorry that’s not the answer you were hoping for”

And that’s how I learned other people don’t really know what to do with kale either. We’re all pretty sure it’s edible, though.

kedreeva

People are sending me kale recipes like they honestly believe I will try to eat bird food