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Bri | 27 | she/her | trans woman | no minors

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[luetta]

*pulls away from the kiss and looks away bashfully* i-i'm sorry but.. i don't like it when your giant blood spider watches us make out

[luetta]

her: don't worry it's chill he doesn't even care

blood spider, telepathically: you should touch her ears and lower back she's really sensitive there

[luetta]

keep going she's close

[jakarimalotara]

[jumpingalpacas]

woke up from a stress nightmare where i was in the middle of a brutal breakup and even the dream version of me has a dependence on weed apparently, go figure

[wizardarchetypes]

laughed so loud at this ig comment on a post about lesbians using straps that i sounded like a wounded animal

[proteusolm]

for hire: hard working pebsi peeling crew of 3.

[chillyfeetsteak]

wheeeeee wahooooo lalalala

[dragongirlsweetie]

smalltalk is probably great if you've got your shit together but if you are a total fuckup of a person then seemingly innocuous questions end up forcing you to reveal information about yourself that you would have preferred people didn't know about you. i wish there was a socially acceptable way to decline a question about yourself that didn't require you to justify it somehow

[jumpingalpacas]

tried watching a movie that was in french but could not find a site that both had subtitles and was actually able to load the movie 😔

[sanguine-raven]

you may be thinking to yourself sometimes. and I'm here to tell you, instead of thinking, you ought to simply: awabawababa

[daily-art-academy]

The Two Majesties

Jean-Léon Gérôme, 1883

Oil on canvas, 69,22 × 128,91 cm, Milwaukee Art Museum, Wisconsin, USA

[nomeusstuff]

[mizuthe-cat]

I wish I had this hat

[squeakitties]

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

[squeakitties]

a lot of people were krilled

[jncos]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on