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goawfma

they gotta leave her alone frfr

theonetruegemini

Because the countries with a 18 drinking age just have a brain damaged populace

just-another-mediocre-blog

The UK voted for Brexit.

alentador

tv--obsessions-deactivated20160

I’M SCREAMING

xxxpersonanongrataxxx

little-tunny

Guide to big dog breeds from my Instagram!

guide to small dogs

guide to medium dogs

1995lahaine

this is THE funniest thing i have ever read

theshitneyspears

when I’m drunk at a party and see a dog

dabblingindissent

HEY! You there, you reading this:

You wanna hate the rich? Like more than you undoubtedly deservedly already do?

Come here, I got something for you…

oh, its just a paper cup you’d say

nope, its china, this is $95 for a pair

not the most egregious thing to be fair…

so how bout this?

a $175 single golf tee

or maybe:

a $350 dollar miniature Chinese food box

not your taste?

howabout 10 legos for 15 hundred dollars?

or

perhaps a harmonica that renders the player utterly incapable of playing blues or folk music?

maybe not,

howbout a thousand dollar tin can?

not egregious enough?

try this $350 dollar gold crazy straw.

still not pissed?

then i’m sure you won’t blink at this:

9 THOUSAND DOLLAR PURE SILVER BALL OF FUCKING YARN

anyways this has been my presentation of why we should guillotine rich people, thank you.

llonelyrollingstarr

thanks i hate it

fleetwood-mac-andcheese

How could you leave out the best one?

$1,500 for a single paperclip

dabblingindissent

to be honest, i didn’t see that, but in looking for it, i did find this:

dabblingindissent

still haven’t found the paperclip, but i did find a 6K silver chainmail bikini

dabblingindissent

remind me again what Jesus had to say about personal wealth?

dabblingindissent

okay last one from me, i promise:

a little on the nose, don’t you think?

mozzabellastick-deactivated2025

having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden

threebigolsausages-deactivated2

if you sent a cat back in time like 300 years it wouldnt even know. it would just like go to sleep on top of a powdered wig then wake up 3 hours later to push a quill pen off a desk

viralthings

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

chandra-nalaar

this is just a normal waffle house

kayas-wife

there is a bloody handprint on the door

commandtower-solring-go-deactiv

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

advanced-procrastination

A normal waffle house

surprisebitch

is that a tentacle wrapped around the little boy’s arm

dreamlogic

on occasion, i browse the clearance racks at overpriced hipster-y boutiques cause from time to time you can find amazing deals, but being in Rich People Places always makes me a little nervous– and today when i was picking up a layaway from one of these shops, my nerves resulted in a story the shopkeepers are probably gonna be telling for quite a while.

i’d just come from the feed store for lizard food (ie: bugs), and it was like 95F out so they were slowly being smothered to death in my backpack. so when the clerk, who i’d overheard was only on her second day working there, gave me my fancy sundress in a bag way too big for it, i pulled out two dozen crickets in a plastic bag and a tub full of mealworms from my pack and set them gently on the bag so they could breathe better till i got home.

this girl’s eyes go wide and she looks imploringly back at the equally startled-looking manager helping her through the transaction, and i realize that this might look a little weird to folks who aren’t reptile keepers. so, instead of doing the logical thing and explaining that i’m feeding leopard geckos, i sorta chuckled and shrugged apologetically, and just said “dinner, y’know?”

for the briefest of moments, there was an awkward silence so sweaty and suffocating you could drown in it, and then, in true daytime comedy fashion,

the fucking crickets started chirping.

so i guess i’m never going back there ever again.