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I love you Sebago, I would die for you Sebago

Ok first I need everyone to know that the owner posted another picture of Sebago and like. She could easily be a moose for Halloween.

Also, the official Guinness World Record for tallest mule was a dude named Apollo, who was the same height but weighed in at 100lbs heavier.

Oh baby fight

See them jousting

So cute, I love it!

recent scoob art

chaoticgouda

In AWE at the sheer big dick energy this royal mistress exuded

shutyourmoustache

elvencantation

lindleland

there is so much to unpack in this clip

lindleland

grimgiblog

my boytoys are ovulating 🥰

cryptidfuckery

Hey so like omen wise how are we doing. Are we doing okay

greatmountainfloofsquatch

Could mean good things!

lets-nuke-it-from-orbit

Hey @evilwizard. So, you up to anything new lately?

evilwizard

haha it’s funny you ask

liberalsarecool

Freedom FROM religion is mandatory.

thoodleoo

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

ancient-rome-au

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

antique-scarecrow

genuinely asking: how would these laws apply to that guy who got struck by lightning on seven separate occasions but survived every time?

nanarchy

I think I would have assumed Zeus was trying to fuck him.

antique-scarecrow

worst possible response thanks so much

escuerzoresucitado

myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot

that is the most beautiful airfryer i have ever seen

myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot

found it! bruno smart air fryer in mint green BZK-KZ02TW-GR

masklayer

Theirs a horse in the pingles

lifeafterpsychiatry

If you're comfortable accusing anyone of faking disability, you're not a real ally to disabled people

teaboot

One time when I was a kid a group of girls and I had to treat another student for hypothermia by ourselves because she had so many invisible health issues that the adults we asked for help didn't believe us. The student in question was actively hallucinating. When I finally ran for help the people I grabbed were slow as shit to respond, casually joking about how "dramatic" the person in question was.

The kid was picked up by an ambulance 30 minutes later.

Now as an adult working in security I get SO MANY folks- upper-middle aged mostly- coming to me to 'rat out' people they think are faking it.

I was once sent into a bathroom because a client demanded that the "fucker won't get out, so go drag them out"- I was NEVER going to do that, so I did a wellness check instead. You know who it was? A person recently released from the hospital after a car accident. They had a hole in their skull and major hearing loss. They couldn't answer the owner because they couldn't HEAR the owner.

Another time about a homeless man who got around town by kicking the ground from his wheelchair. "You know he doesn't actually need that thing, his legs work fine, it's just for pity points"- Oh, so he's not paralyzed, his wheelchair is performative? Funny story Dale, I actually know that guy, he was backed over by a truck and has chronic pain from his shattered pelvis. But sure, let's make him stand up and walk everywhere so nobody feels too bad for him and tries to help him or something.

"She doesn't need that scooter, I've seen her get out of it."

"Look how fat he is, because he just rides around and refuses to get up."

"She doesn't really need that cane- she comes here without it all the time"

Sincerely, truly, from the bottom of my heart- as someone who isn't physically disabled but hears this shit all the time- fuck off