Blunt instruments are for losers

Currently Reading: A Lesson in Vengeance by Victoria Lee

[justacrazybookworm]

Hello!

I'm Liz and I go by she/they pronouns!

I am a minor so please don't be weird or anything like that.

This blog is mostly incorrect quotes and aesthetics from multiple fandoms. Occasionally I'll post some of my own headcanons. (I also reblog lots of stuff that I find cool or funny)

I'm always open to constructive criticism on my content! Just remember to not be rude.

Fandoms:

- Shadowhunters

- The Grishaverse

- The School for Good and Evil

- Percy Jackson

- The Wizards of Once

- She-Ra

- The Dragon Prince

- Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts

If you would like, you can request a character, multi-character, or ship aesthetic from any of the fandoms listed above.

This is a safe space for all people no matter your race, sexuality, gender, religious beliefs, etc.

Don't be afraid to reach out to me if you need to talk or just want to be friends! I'm open to making lots of friends here as long as you aren't going to be hateful or rude!

[justacrazybookworm]

Kit: Do dragons fart fire?

Ty: I don't know.

Kit: I thought you went to college.

[justacrazybookworm]

Inej: So we can't get a cat, because of Jesper's allergies.

Inej: So I got the next best thing.

Kaz: Inej, no, we already have enough to deal with-

Inej: *Brings in Jesper in their cat hoodie* Can we keep them?

Inej: They're trained and everything.

Jesper: Meow, bish.

[justacrazybookworm]

Sophie: I know every song to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future.

Agatha: Oh yeah? Then continue this.

Agatha: I don't cook I don't clean-

Sophie: So let me tell you how I got this ring.

Sophie & Agatha: .....

Sophie & Agatha: GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-

[justacrazybookworm]

Wylan: Are you ready to commit?

Jesper: Like, a crime or a relationship?

[justacrazybookworm]

Leo: Piper!

Piper: Shh, Jason is sleeping.

Leo, whispering: Oh, okay.

Piper: So what did you want to tell me?

Leo: The house is on fire.

[justacrazybookworm]

Agatha, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me.

Sophie, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

[justacrazybookworm]

Leo: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?

Piper: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Jason, deer!"

Leo: ...And what did Jason do?

Piper: ...They said "Yes, Honey?"

[shyghosties]

give him all your sweeties!!!

[justacrazybookworm]

Mark: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Cristina: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Mark: Yes!

Kieran: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

[justacrazybookworm]

Emma: We have fun, don’t we, Julian?

Julian: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

[airyfrasc]

The Witch’s Apprentice pt. 1 🌙

they’re making potions! 🔮

[garpfruit]

my brain has too many tabs open

[justacrazybookworm]

Jesper: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Wylan: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

[justacrazybookworm]

Agatha: When I first met you, I did not like you.

Tedros: I'm aware of that.

Agatha: But then you and I had some time together.

Tedros: Uh-huh?

Agatha: It did not get better.

[drosophilamelanogasterpie]

SAVE A GIRLS SERVICE DOG

(The gif is just a placeholder until I figure out how the hecks to get the photo of makana's dog out of the gofundme, cause if you don't have photos it's not eye-catching and thats. Very counterintuitive.)

Help Me Keep My Service Dog, organized by Makana Boger

Hi, my name is Makana, and this is my service dog, Buddy. He has assisted me with my medical… Makana Boger needs your support for Help Me K

I know this is a little bit out of the ordinary for me, but this is serious. An online friend of mine, Makana, needs help paying for a lawyer to keep her service dog. She has severe mental health complications that would make it extremely difficult for her to function without Buddy, who she's had for over 5 years now. She's currently preparing for a nasty court case between her and her mother over the custody of Buddy. (See site for more details) Anything you give goes towards her lawyer. If you can donate any margin of money, whether that be 20 dollars or just mere cents, it would be greatly appreciated. If you can't donate, it's fine, that's okay, but PLEASE reblog for reach, or make your own post if you must. I don't care what you do, as long as it's something.

[drosophilamelanogasterpie]

@postplus-protest

I hate to bother you about content that isn't inherently post+, and I sincerely apologize for doing so, but you are the only Tumblr "celebrity" that I know would see this. I already explained it in the post, but for you I'll explain again, My friend Makana has a service dog who she's going to have a custody fight over. She is underfunded and really needs help getting a decent lawyer. It would mean the world to me AND Makana if you could help signal boost, since she's literally only 800 dollars towards her goal.

As always, thank you for hearing me out and have a good day. <3

[postplus-protest]

Anyone want to help out?

[justacrazybookworm]

Reblog!!!!!!

[aneacc]

Day 3. Bat. 🦇🎃🌙