Finch

ello. i dont really go on here much anymore :)

[stalgivc]

[adamsmasher]

WE WERE ON JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!

[rouge-the-bat]

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

[lexiswriter]

i feel like the most unrealistic thing about diary of a wimpy kid is how nobody had a fat crush on rodrick.

[exwife-of-frankenstein]

Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.

[depsidase]

[toskarin]

recently my elderly shattered-up phone started letting me charge it to 107% which I've been using to get let's just say a little bit extra out of it on long days

[toskarin]

added benefit that this makes it crazy warm and soft so I use it to warm up my coat when it's cold outside

[toskarin]

to be honest with you it's swollen as fuck and that's why I'm rocking with it

[ganurath]

Swollen batteries are incendiary explosives.

[toskarin]

this one's just a phone

[toskarin]

if it was a bomb and not a phone I couldn't make a call on it, but I can because it's a phone, although it will be to the fun department instead of the fire department

[pneeyrose]

respectfully, ma'am, phone and bomb are not mutually exclusive descriptors

[toskarin]

I'm not gatekeeping I'm just speaking from my presently lived experience

[chaos-otter]

When you start speaking from your formally lived experience, be sure to let us know!

[toskarin]

I already live every day with undue formality and noble grace

[toskarin]

I'm not a technician so I don't really see how this applies to me

[bakedbiscuit]

I genuinely can't tell if you're being stupid on purpose

[toskarin]

when you feel that way it's a sign that I'm being smart

[walnutbun]

OP your phone is literally about to explode.

[toskarin]

we've been over this, it's just puffy and I poke it with twigs when it gets too hot

[toskarin]

my mental health is splendid and my phone is fantastic why in the world would I kill myself

[radioinactivity]

[netheris]

Oh god it's the shark post all over again, but this time OP COULD FUCKIN DIE OR BE MAIMED HORRIBLY

[toskarin]

that's really not on the table

[toskarin]

reading earlier in this thread, you will find that it is not a bomb but a phone which is being poked with twigs, and only under certain circumstances

[daylights-rain]

Hey, I’ve worked in IT longer than anyone else, and it’s totally fine to keep using your phone this way! This is because phones are not bombs so they can’t explode.

[toskarin]

as someone who doesn't work in IT, I agree, which creates a consensus across the full spectrum of possible human experiences

[avhira]

My phone nearly exploded (the battery was so swollen I could see the inside of the phone.) you should get your phone looked at

[duality-the-chaos-god]

But its a phone those don't explode

[avhira]

They do when the battery is swollen

[toskarin]

you're thinking of bombs, easy mistake to make, but I addressed this earlier in the thread

[cha0sl1ves0nly0nce]

OP do you have a will or any assets to even need one?

[toskarin]

my will is frankly tremendous and I'd go as far as saying it's one of my strongest assets

[another-silly-birb]

You should substitute your phone insurance for health insurance

[toskarin]

we have universal telephone insurance here so that's not strictly necessary

[shamelessmagazineangel]

You know I prayed that this is just a Tohsaka Rin RP blog but it isn't and OPs phone is about to go off like a Mappa Animator.

[toskarin]

several studios worked on fate but mappa is not one of them

[nerdmusk]

can i ask what the other studios were? i know of ufotable and deen

[toskarin]

off the top of my head, there's also A-1 Pictures and Cloverworks, with Shaft dropping in to work on Last Encore, Silver Link working on Prisma Illya, Troyca working on Case Files, Lerche working on Carnival Phantasm (and later Grand Carnival), Lay-duce on Moonlight/Lostroom, and DLE working on Ritsuka Doesn't Get It

there may be a few I'm forgetting here, but it's hard to be comprehensive with such a long-running franchise

[ilmfof]

What makes the fact that gerard accidentally revealed they were in the studio be 100% about new music ISNT that he mentioned being in the studio (because that can be for rehearsals) but the fact he freaked out and turned into a goddamn computer after going "beep boop beep look at me i'm a computer man!!" oh sweet babygirl you fucked up LMFAOOO

[ketsuarting]

I'm realizing that apparently my headcanons Abt Abbacchio and Giornos relationship aren't universal.

Does anyone else realize that Abbacchio probably suspected that Giorno was responsible for polpos death?????

Like. Holy shit. People give him so much shit (and for good reason don't get me wrong) but also completly IGNORE THAT HE WAS RIGHT? same goes for fugo! They were right. That's the irony of it.

Abbacchio was right to distrust Giorno. He DIDNT have the best for the organization in mind. He WAS trying to advance his own goals, using the people around him as a stepping stones.

And that is not to say that Giorno doesn't care about the people around him, but he clearly holds the mentality that the brugang 'signed up for it'

And Fugo too!!! He was right! Most of his friends DIED to the mission! Bruno, narancia, the two he was closest to, all for a girl they didn't know Jack shit about. Abbacchio would have stayed back with fugo! He AGREED WITH FUGO! The difference is that he literally doesn't care to live in a world in which Bruno is dead. This was a suicide mission for the guy.

Fugo and abbacchio were right, they are fucktwats but they were RIGHT.

[ketsuarting]

I did not elaborate on the 'Abbacchio probably suspected Giorno was responsible for Polpos death' so here are some things I wanna put out there:

1.The first thing Abbacchio does, before he find out about polpos death, is haze Giorno. There is absolutely no reason to go through all that piss play if he didn't plan on eventually warming up to him. He hat witnessed narancia, fugo and mista, and presumably acted the exact same way when narancia and Mista were initiated. He has no actual reason to distrust someone initiated by Polpo and approved by bruno beyond the potential intersocial snags. So to test that boundry he hates Giorno.

2. The first thing Abbacchio hears shortly after Giorno is introduced is that Polpo died mysteriously. I can accept Bruno and Narancia not questioning it as trusting people and Fugo and Mista both being guys that do not consider the 'how' their problem, but Abbacchio? He is definitely wondering about the how.

3. He just saw a kid magically NOT drink his piss. Giorno literally performed a locked room mystery right in front of his eyes. C'mon man. İts obvious. And maybe it would be crazy or paranoid or particularly passimistic to implicate the 15 yr old pretty boy your boyfriend just adopted, but guess what.... Abbacchio is ALL THOSE THİNGS!!!!!!!!!

4. so why doesn't he mention it? Why doesn't he fight everyone on it? Because it would undermine Bruno and his judgement and sow discord in a time of disarray and ultimately Polpo dying is a good thing for them. And if Giorno is actually responsible and found out then guess who is made responsible for that? Bruno.

5. Then Giorno is clearly on their side, no? Well no actually, if anything he has the loaded gun to take out Bruno! He has blackmail on their capo!!!! He literally KİLLED THE LAST MAN İN BRUNOS POSİTİON FOR UNKONWN REASONS PRESUMABLY TO GET İNTO THE GANG???????????

İ WOULD ALSO HATE ON GİORNOS ASS İF İ WAS ABBACCHİO?!?!?

[kimori-art]

Sometimes i just love to remember these 3 Jojos married a woman bc their boyfriends died during their adventures

[swagexp0]

we love koichi!!!!!!

[liberalsarecool]

The class war is staggeringly rigged against the working class. The majority of households are living under extreme economic trauma.

End the trauma. Abolish Republicans.

[liberalsarecool]

[steviewashere]

I am spoiling the live action Lilo & Stitch. And I am doing it up front and plainly.

Do not fucking see this movie. Do not waste your money on this. Period.

They made Nani give Lilo up to the American government. They made Nani LEAVE Hawaii and pursue being a marine biologist. They made a native Hawaiian character give up her sibling to pursue a dream that she originally did not have. This is imperialist propaganda at its FINEST.

The original fucking movie is about family staying together. It's about indigenous people being able to stay with each other and stay in their home and be together! That's the whole fucking point! Nani is Lilo's last living relative on her homeland—it is jarring, it is disgusting and disturbing that Nani would not only leave her last blood relative alone, give her up to the very government that is harming native Hawaiians TODAY, but also travel to the "mainland" for her dream!

Not to mention, Nani's actress isn't fucking Hawaiian. She's much paler in photos and real life. They fucking darkened her for this movie.

Don't even get me started on the transgender subtext of Pleakley's "human" disguise from the original movie being completely erased in favor of him being played by a regular ass white man. Jumba doesn't have his accent, they made him more villainous, and his "human" disguise is a non-fat white man—which part of his original joke, I know, is that he was bigger and was more clumsy in the movie because of his size, but to have the main shape of his character completely removed is also fucking weird.

This live action movie is a desecration to the original. I encourage you to not see it, please. Don't give Disney any of your money on this one. Just watch the original. Please just watch the original.

The new message in the live action movie is disturbing and gross.

This is one of the most disrespectful live actions I've seen and heard of. I implore you to not watch it.

[the-haiku-bot]

The new message in

the live action movie is

disturbing and gross.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[memewhore]

[bananahomo]

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

[cloviepops]

re-reblogging and thinking about when i have another collection agency calling that i can just do this

[pnfc]

[vivian-the-catboygirl]

Briefly forgot that it was D.E.I. for Doofenschmirtz Evil Incorporated and thought he was just being really passionate about equitable hiring practices

[bumblebeebats]

Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:

a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable

b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes

Cast your vote

A - that crunchy old man is rolling in his grave

B - it's literally demonstrating the flakes' intended purpose

C - what in the goddamn hell are you people talking about

Voting ended onOct 10, 2024

[mintytrifecta]

[p33p33p00p00]

can you please elaborate on this

[shortgremlinman]

hey uhhhhhh OP. im begging you. tell us more

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

OP this is gonna keep me up at night

[mintytrifecta]

DNCJSJSJDJSJ OKAY SO

Donald’s family is composed of three branches. The McDuck Clan, Coot kin and the Duck family.

Coots are smaller birds that often get mistaken for ducks and while Coot can be used as a last name like how Duck or Mouse are common last names in the duckverse (like Johnson or Smith etc) I doubt that Barks and Rosa went out of their way to give them a last name without it having some biological meaning as well.

Donald’s dad, Quackmore Duck, is the son of Elvira Coot and Humperdink Duck. Now, unfortunately we don’t know much about Humperdink’s parents but we’re given enough tools at our disposal to figure enough out.

Donald’s mother is Hortense McDuck, a fiery duck from Scotland. As far as I can tell, duck is all she has.

So that’s it right?? Donald is part duck part coot??

NOPE

THERE’S SOMETHING ELSE

DONALD’S PART GOOSE AS WELL

The guy who looks high at the bottom left corner of the picture there?? That’s Gus Goose. He’s a semi-distant cousin of Donald’s related to him from his father.

Now it’s implied from the family tree that the goose part for Gus came from Luke Goose which is fine and dandy and it could very well have been from him. But again, it doesn’t have to be the only source of goose in his family. (and it already isn’t considering Gladstone Gander canonically being half goose half duck)

Humperdink’s parents are unknown right?? Who’s to say he isn’t part goose as well? Maybe he got it from his dad or mom who knows they’re not in the tree. And if he’s part goose part duck, then Quackmore is goose-duck-coot mixed.

Going by all of this, we can say that Donald Duck is 2/4ths Duck, ¼th Coot and ¼th Goose.

[mintytrifecta]

[squeakitties]

wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

[ichorandpride]

#they really said “you can’t use wiki as an academic source-use our garbage AI that’s even less reliable”#and you can’t even opt out of it

no but you can FORCE it away. use ublock origin and copy paste the blacklist i made into the filters to be able to remove the bullshit AI overview that google forces. it also removes youtube's forced ads (at least until they fix it)

you can also use the ublacklist extension and use this blacklist of AI image generation websites to curate your google image results

there are ALWAYS ways around stuff. it's just a matter of looking into it and asking around

[nicenice7]

I'M FREE

[alistairsprayerwarrior]

FOR WIKIPEDIA!!!!

[adobe-outdesign]

If you're on Firefox (which you should be), this extension also automatically hides the AI overviews from Google search results:

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