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what if she was called chappell bone and instead of a singer she was a necromancer who raised strong as fuck skeleton warriors

halondrus

dont apologize. skeletonomenon is beautiful

twocubes

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

trans-yaoi

whenever I get overstimulated I should be able to shake it off like this

alexisneverokay

who antisemitic and media illiterate pitt "fans" think is pulling the strings and making everyone suffer:

who is ACTUALLY pulling the strings, making everybody miserable, and is the only antagonist in the pitt:

schmergo

Yesterday, I was at dinner with some friends and briefly forgot Harrison Ford’s name, but I was like, “His name is a president and a car,” which is how we got such acceptable alternatives as McKinley Camry, Van Buren Gremlin, Clinton Infinity, and Range Rover Cleveland.

caesarsaladinn

Lincoln Lincoln

draconym

I just saw an acquaintance use "👖🛝" in place of the word genocide and. like. at what point are we going to decide that this kind of self-censorship is too degrading to abide anymore.

draconym

"grape" "sewer-slide" "the panini" I feel like I'm surrounded by Rugrats who overheard the grown ups talking about the news.

draconym

I'm tired of seeing people excuse algospeak because "corporations are making us do it." Why are we all letting them do that. The Internet is real life. Get mad about it.

segamascott

hirtenstar

natjennie

shout out to I will follow you into the dark for being the song of all time. death cab for cutie just nailed it. there's never been a song as much as I will follow you into the dark. it's so song. like?? hello?? if heaven and hell decide that they both are satisfied, illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs, if there's no one beside you when your soul embarks, I will follow you into the dark. that's all there is to it.