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#FreePalestine 🇵🇸

[wilwheaton]

[aficionadoenthusiast]

if you can’t handle this you won’t have a good time here

[claudiamatossilva]

Hilda by Duane Bryers

[badkidgorgug]

More Hilda!!

[themockingcrows]

in this family we love and support Hilda.

[i-am-the-narwhal]

Yes! Hilda!

[luidilovins]

What i love about this artist’s depictions of women is even the sexualized ones the woman is always genuinely happy and enjoying herself. Frolicking or making funny faces, she’s living her life and looking sexy while doing it, not sitting in a sexual pose for the audience’s view.

[squish-this]

I always forget about Hilda and am so pleased when she randomly shows up on my dash. Always makes my day

[snailfarts]

I love Hilda so much and I want her to be happy

[numinous-queer]

My favorite thing is how Hilda is always doing something and having a BLAST! She’s not posing coyly for anyone, she’s having her own adventures and it’s not about the viewer at all

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Demeter: In light of what you all did for me, you guys can hug me for four to five seconds.

Hera, Poseidon, Zeus, and Hades: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Demeter: NO! Four to five seconds- *gets tackled to the ground in a group hug*

Hera, Poseidon, Zeus, and Hades,*in unison*: TOO LATE!!!

[hurtspideyparker]

Steve: Spider-Man, status?

Peter: Your honour, we're cooked

Steve: ?

Clint: He means he and I got shot

Steve: Oh

Steve: OH—

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Valkyrie: You know, I always think I know what will come out of your mouth next, but I never do.

Thor: Yeah, neither do I.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Fury: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Carol: Yes.

Fury: I was hula hooping.

Carol: Why are you telling me this?

Fury: Because NO ONE will ever believe you.

Carol: You sick son of a bitch.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Steve: It's hard being the mom friend sometimes, but I love my friends and that's what matters-

Sam: Steve! I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and I broke everything!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: By the way, thanks for doing the dishes, Rhodey.

Clint: How do you know I didn't do them?

Natasha: Because once when all the knives were dirty, I saw you cut a piece of bread with your keys.

[plutoarttv]

prometheus: hot take,

the greek gods: no give that back

[incorrectgreekgods]

Greek Gods as John Mulaney Quotes

Inspired by the glorious @incorrect-game-of-thrones​ !!!

Some may seem not as accurate (some were harder than others!) but I did my best! Also some may seem rude-ish, and I promise they’re not my opinions! I’m going off of how these gods are portrayed in most myths.

Zeus

Poseidon

Hades

Persephone

Demeter

Hera

Hestia

Athena

Hermes

Apollo

Artemis

Aphrodite

Hephaestus

Ares

Dionysus

[incorrectgreekgods]

Artemis: You can trust me! Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river when we were six. Apollo: Let's not forget who pushed me in.

[medusaspeach]

Sketch commission of Apollo playing the lyre for little Hebe. ✨

[ex35life]

Apollo!

[cannibalchicken]

[dementedgnomicwizard]

[acekoral]

The big speech bubble conveys a lot of emphasis

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[mer-acle]

at the behest of @sarnai4 I bring you:

Christmas dinner on Olympus (or any other family reunion let's be real)

Athena: I really don't want to be here. Hephaestus: You are so not alone with that. Ares, sulking: I could be on the training grounds right now. Or home with Dite. Aphrodite: Well, at least we're here together, pookie. Ares, smiling faintly: Yeah. Athena, sarcastic: True love suffers together, noted. *Ares flips her off* Dionysus: I could be on a good party. Hermes: I'm soooo bored. Apollo: Who by Styx picked the playlist for this shitshow? Artemis: If Poseidon says another misogynistic thing and Zeus laughs about it, I will kill someone. Ares, ears perking up: Now we're talking. Athena: I secon- I third this. Hera, putting poison in Zeus' glass: Watch and learn, kids.