por favor mantengase alejado de las puertas

Michelle/31/she-her-hers just a girl seeking unrestrained summer fun

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[gaytanic-panic]

[chungledown-bimothy]

I fucking love when people give in-universe reasons for omegaverse shenanigans being a relatively new phenomenon and not just a fact of life. And this is probably my favorite out of all of them. Insane choice, and I want to kiss the author sloppy style about it.

As we all know, the Spanish Flu caused the omegaverse. Iconic.

[saoirseronanswife]

hieronymus bosch’s bird is so kind

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[kingcatnine]

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

[fasrgswragf-deactivated20250703]

[crimegoku]

Capulets vs Montagues

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

[omtai]

She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about

[unaloid]

the lion does not concern herself with papa

[awkward-bob-reynolds]

[kushblazer666]

[kris-from-undertale]

cishet blahaj

[ivanhoe-dont-do-it]

everyday I am haunted by whispers of the chronologically impossible Chappell roan episode of glee

[ivanhoe-dont-do-it]

things I know for certain (visions which plague both me and my wife):

- puck sings casual about [girl] (Rachel/Quinn/Lauren/etc) bc she rebuffed him due to his delinquency, with “knee deep in the passenger seat and [we’re makin’ out] is it causal now” swapped in

- cheerios do hot to go perfectly + sue calls them garbage babies

- Kurt does pink pony club in a way that is both gay and homophobic, possibly to cheer up sad Rachel

-Rachel is singing good luck babe to Finn in a way that makes outright mockery of the lesbian overtones with zero self awareness

- the girls do femininomenon and the “can you play a song with a [freakin] beat?” Would be split between Mercedes and Santana due to Ryan Murphy’s incurable racism

- will schuester does something he should be fired for

things I am unsure of:

- whether Santana does super graphic ultra modern girl for the “never waste a Friday night on a first date” or naked in manhattan for “and we both have a crush on Regina George” but she does not get to do “good luck babe” even though it is thematically appropriate for her arc bc Rachel is singing that to Finn, though she might get a backup vocal in the choir room

- what Mike chang’s up to

[bettyrightnow]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

[warningboyxboy]

[greeniery]

i tried to make a venn diagram but my migraine is ironically too bad for me to have the brain power to take the time to fix the proportions and then i locked one of the text layers and got pissed off and gave up. but i kind of like it all fucked up like this

[fromhersoul]

[hauntedhunted]

kiss this babey

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"Let's get cherished by mamas"