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Julien 21 he/him pronouns pansexual. I'm a French Canadian dude majoring in women's studies. If you ever want anything tagged please let me know! My inbox is always open, and asks are tagged #ask / #asks

[whynotfabulous]

Remember in 2012 when tumblr shut down for like an hour and everyone freaked the fuck out because “NOT OUR PRECIOUS TUMBLR!!!!” and now we’re all just

[hollowtones]

GREAT News!

All gorillas can cast thunder magic now.

[relishboi]

fucking finally

[terratheterror]

fyi: this is about ALL gorillas. if you’re gonna be near one, wear a rubber suit

[hollowtones]

PLEASE do not spread misinfo on my posts. 

Thunder magic is SOUND-based. It is NOT lightning magic. The rubber will not save you UNLESS it is designed to be sound-proof. 

Bring earplugs if you must, but please be aware this will hurt a gorilla’s feelings.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mrs-chief]

Y'all need to stop saying shit like “songs with the same bpm”

Beats per minute is a unit. The word you’re looking for is tempo.

If two songs have the same tempo, their bpm are equivalent.

You wouldn’t say two people of the same height have “the same inches.” You would say height. So stop saying two songs have “the same bpm” when you can just say tempo

I’m an assistant band director don’t argue with me

[saintbaselshouse]

I have a music degree and taught for over a decade. You can say BPM or tempo it’s basically all the same. Don’t let the classical music snobs get you down

[mrs-chief]

Oh no, I made a post voicing a pet peeve of mine and suddenly I’m a “classical music snob” even though I’ve been playing baroque flute for over a decade professionally…

[saintbaselshouse]

Yeah I mean… Well there it is

[americachavez]

in trying to ban nipples tumblr has forced me to see the word “nipples” more times in one evening than I have in my entire 8 years on this website

[skiploom]

i hope all pedophiles drop dead

[anxietyproblem]

[hell0-there-lady]

others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”

me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”

others: “what?!”

me:

[dexflexington]

Cajun Santa, bring me the gumbo and buckets of mud bugs

[klapollo]

you ever think about the fact that in the wreck it ralph universe ten years off from the movie theres probably someone posting on a forum like “does ANYONE remember the character king candy from the game sugar rush????? my local arcade used to have him but one day he stopped showing up in the roster and none of my friends remember him from their versions”

[klapollo]

someone datamines an old sugar rush console and finds nothing about king candy and everyone who frequented litwaks is deeply perturbed by their collective memory 

[thefeelofavideogame]

the entire concept of ‘going turbo’ makes basically every video game creepypasta true

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

wreck it ralph is secretly a movie about polybius

[tariqk]

King Candy is basically the Candle Cove of videogames.

[captain-acab]

Hi no I just read that link and that is INFINITELY more terrifying than what this post was talking about what the FUCK

[chuck-e-cheese-anime-faces]

Lol I can’t believe some of y'all still haven’t heard of candle cove

[blackqueerblog]

The look on everyone’s faces - esp. Justin Trudeau’s - PRICELESS!!

[pinkseedgrows]

I love are prime Minister he ain’t perfect but at least has a functional brain.

[journeymanfool]

I’m the lady in pink trying so soo hard not to laugh (or maybe scream)

[cake-warrior]

i feel it man. hang in there

[bakwaaas]

damn this tea scalded me

[thejediguy]

Lmfao

[grimly68]

Fun fact: she left Yahoo citing the staggering incompetence of management and development teams. She was brought in to salvage Yahoo and they proceeded to ignore her and belittle her every chance she got.

[ottermatopoeia]

[foulserpent]

THIS HISTORICAL POST… THREATENED

[snommelp]

[ryanphantom]

you can really tell who’s been on this site for 6+ years this week

most of tumblr: OH GOD TUMBLR’S DYING!!!!

old users:

[asterosian]

Burger King will give you a whopper for one cent if you go within 600 feet of a McDonald’s and order one from their app

First of all, power move

Second, this means any poor person with a phone and the new Burger King app can literally get food for a penny just by going to McDonalds, which is probably a goddamn lifesaver if you’re regularly worried about where your next meal is coming from

This lasts until December 12, 2018

So, yeah. Save some cash and stay fed.

[oginochihiro]

oh cool some new astronomy news whats good astro-

oh no

[voidedmuffin]

oh no

[anachronic-cobra]

I know literally absolutely nothing about Homestuck but for some reason I feel like this has something to do with Homestuck.