dööd im havin a crisis rn

Hey! I'm Rowan, the 20 year old pan ace person who runs this blog. They/Them please. :)

[justawindydeer]

taggies

[everythingfox]

How to make a perfect star

[orteil42]

that period in the mid-20th century where the middle class suddenly had access to unprecedented food variety but no idea what to do with it and ended up inventing hundreds of doomed dishes like lime cheese jello salad or ham and banana hollandaise is thematically akin to the cambrian explosion

[appri-dot]

Neon organizing the wires while pops takes a lunch break

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[stimman4000]

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[aquatixwitch]

What the fuk.

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

girl WHAT

[themightyglamazon]

WH

[tiny-crecher]

The duality of man

[lmaonade]

[louisandthedagger]

i’m crying 

[louisandthedagger]

[notdepressedjusttired]

I CHECKED TO SEE IF THERE WAS A UPDATE AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED!!!

[jazz-e-clectic]

IT GOT BETTER

[justawindydeer]

please if anyone can help me find a bnha fanfiction i would be i n d e b t e d to you 😭

so im like 98% sure this was on ao3

midoriya had a quirk where he could like travel back in time like just a few seconds or smtg??

ive been searching for this bc theres a really really awesome scene where hes fighting afo and everytime he dies he resets the fight and learns through trial and error what to do, but afo realises that midoriya has to have some kind of time travel quirk and the stakes go TF UP

thats literally all i remember i am DESPERATE yall

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i feel like ikea turns me into a different person. i walk into the swedish furniture jail and suddenly i’m a 29 year old pinterest mom who owns 6546 minimalist storage bins and names her daughter parsley

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i take one look at a showroom with like a perfectly styled FJÅLBJØRKBÖLLSTORP or whatever and suddenly i am this woman

[dankmemeasstronaut]

A conservative dress with children of your own race. SO progressive!

[dingdongyouarewrong]

…. do you need something, or?

[dankmemeasstronaut]

Yes, I need to tell you that you have been manipulated by this site I used to spend my entire youth on. I used to be just like you but life made me mature and I realize now how brainwashed I was. This site is poison, and I sincerely and absolutely mean that. You were here since 2012? I was since 2009. Please, wake up, I beg you. Please stop being misled by all these labels and infighting and utopian ideals, it’s not worth it. Stop living life for cheap pleasure. Seeing innocent people be led to chaos like this makes me cry. It really does. i wish you the best.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

what in the god damn hell are you talking about……. this was a post about ikea

[dingdongyouarewrong]

im short circuiting

[yayartstuff]

reading this post was like falling down the stairs

[eric-luna]

Don't know if it has been done before but here it is

[kittenslurpingmilk-deactivated2]

[wilwheaton]

[eternal-fractal]

we should kill everyone on the forbes billionaire list though

[athenadark]

I get the impression they read Swift’s A Modest Proposal about feeding the poor their dead children and didn’t realise that it was satire

[teashoesandhair]

I get the impression they read Swift’s A Modest Proposal, understood it was satire, and then wrote this thread as a tribute, which could not be more clearly satire

[oh-itskitkat]

Add "The Exorcism of Shane Madej" to your list?

(Please do not steal/repost)

[spaceyshenanigans]

Unus Annus out of context

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the autistic experience in 2 images

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this ad is absolutely brilliant. when you stand in front of it, you see the first image, aka what most people see when they see an autistic child having a meltdown in public: a child causing a scene. what you DON’T see is the child’s point of view, the pain and overwhelming sensations that cause meltdowns to begin with. 

this ad uses reflective technology to shift the image when you shift your (physical) viewpoint, which is itself a lovely metaphor.