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dinnerschild

The knights riding past the peasants on horseback

animatedtext

millennial-review-deactivated20

frozenartscapes

The same thing happened when Airbnb started as “you got a spare room? why not rent it out to a visitor for a few nights? you get some extra cash and they get a nice place to stay while they visit the city” and it immediately turned into “I’m gonna buy up every available unit in this condo building downtown and rent them out short term, contributing to massive rent increases, severe housing shortages, loud inconsiderate assholes treating places where people are supposed to live like cheap no-restriction hotels, and then bitch and moan when Airbnb gets banned from my building before just continuing on anyway”

satyriconmp3

sorry for being annoying. it will happen again

pitbolshevik

people who insist on everything being canonically accurate are so boring lol

pitbolshevik

"this never happened in canon!!!!" yeah well it did happen in the better version that exists in my head so <3

knifefightscene

also fun fact that vietnam war ended in 1975 that was only 44 years ago i don’t care how hard it was for us veterans to kill people. two millions poor people died in that war, thousands of children are still born with tremendous health problems due to the effect of chemical bombings (the orange agent to be specific) i’m tired of hollywood making movies about the vietnam war and focus on how brave white people are for killing n terrorizing us

befuddledlesbian

not to mention there are still around 80 million unexploded bombs in Laos alone which is making farmers afraid to work their land, keeping the country as one as the poorest in the world. 50 000 people have been killed by unexploded bombs in Laos since the end of the war, 75% of whom were children

cultural-antifascism-deactivate

more bombs were dropped on Vietnam than the entirety of World War 2. it wasn’t even really a war as much as a genocide and planned environmental catastrophe with napalm, bombs, agent orange, etc.

cikero

why do cowboys wear that little thin hankerchief like a choker. okay slut!

olfashioned-yeehaw

Its so when our pardners get hurt we can untie it and homoeroticly tend to their wounds with it. Its all part of the plan.

919

i think we should start taking beloved archetypes for male characters and using them to make female characters. this woman is an asshole with a heart of gold. this woman is a loveable goofball. this woman is a cool but scarred lone wolf who just wants to protect people. this woman is a badass con artist who is always seen wearing an immaculate suit. this woman is a dilf

heroineimages

This woman is a sunglasses-wearing fighter pilot. This small-town girl dreams of adventure and finds more than she bargained for when mysterious strangers arrive in town. This woman is a womanizing super-spy. This woman is a brawny action-hero who drops witty one-liners while fighting. This woman is a slow-talking, straight-shooting cowboy.

theartsyproject

Hugo Simberg, The Garden of Death, 1896.

citizen-zero

Every time I see this I always wonder what the painter’s intended message was. It looks so pleasant, that middle skeleton looks so happy with its work.

Maybe it’s supposed to be a memento mori, but a comforting and encouraging one.

spookyloop

This is one of the most famous paintings in Finland. There are multiple interpretations of it but they all share the same base idea:

“According to Simberg, the flowers represent people’s souls, the skeletons are aids to Death, and the Garden of Death is a purgatory of sorts for souls waiting for entrance into heaven. This artwork invites the viewer to consider the afterlife, to take comfort in his or her own passing, and to not fear what happens after the body fails to function.”

“It depicts Simberg’s thoughts on afterlife, which is not run by angels but skeletons who take care of the heavenly garden with a gentle hand, while waiting for more “gardeners” to arrive. It is derived from the medieval belief that the dead sleep in a blooming garden.”

“In Simberg’s garden the humble Death-like figures struggle against harsh conditions; the landscape around the garden has burnt yellow, it is dry and barren. The cherished flowers grow in exotic shapes, slowly, requiring constant care. The black-clad figures love their nurslings. The garden is a place where Death is allowed to realize its feelings of affection. The Garden of Death can be seen depicting the impossibility of this love; maybe the flowers are tender and fragile because they can not handle the love of Death. Love has two faces: one of them is the face of devastation.”

chongoblog

hehe. if you add two more to 67.. well. hehe.

anon I'm not very good at math can you please fill me in on what happens next

chongoblog

oh thanks that is pretty funny

missmonkeymode

Dont you have a math degree

hungwy

(Goes outside) oh God. It's just like trees.com and bugs.com

jads-abum-rat

vespertineflora

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do.

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

stability

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

adonischildsupportcase

specialty38-deactivated20200930

those is mcdonalds jeans?

ynfynytscrolltbh

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

lolt64

theres a hourse in the dirve through

mclennonyaoi

uhm actually saying “go touch grass” is really offense because some people are allergic to grass and you’re basically telling them to kill themselves via fjdjfhskdiewnaldkskjdjenw 10;8:!/&&/ snjdjdjdjebssk xdmdmw 7 (walked into an electric fence)

mclennonyaoi

diversity win! the person who is using an electroshock weapon against you over and over is using your preferred pronouns!

julian-is-vibing-here-deactivat

ID: Tumblr tags reading #good. taze xem again. /End ID

mclennonyaoi

diversity win! this post about you being electrocuted is now accessible to screen readers.

the2headedcalf-archive

look. when someone has wealthy parents, private tutors, a warm house, a quiet environment for studying, a comfortable environment for studying and plenty of room for "failure" because they always have their parents' money as an option.......i just don't think the academic achievements of such a person are all that impressive. sorry :/

the2headedcalf-archive

not sorry actually. i hope all rich students know they will never be as groundbreaking, intelligent or hard-working as they think they are. i hope they feel so much guilt for the poor students whose opportunities they have belittled or straight-up stolen. and i hope they start caring more about helping and listening to people more unfortunate than them and less about those people refusing to applaud them for their meaningless academic successes

voyagevisuelle

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

coolstoryrob

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

bestrooftalkever

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

ninja-sex-tarp

I’m fucking done with this site

celticpunkandcoffee-deactivated

This is the evermelon.

If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.

deltadragoon-deactivated2018111

neenernina

OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

amor-moved

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP

thereisagirlwhonevergoesoutpt2

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).