biting you and biting you and biting you

Lili/Ali, any pronouns, age is over 25 but under 30, i'm literally just stupid and you can't do anything about it, have a good day (formerly rarelyseen)

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

Can you please just have an ounce of shrimpathy?

[loscharlitos]

[responsibilitychan]

fresh asf like a million dollars justfine and dandy

[redstonedust]

c'est la cucaracha........

[egberts]

i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

[theauthoryperson]

and here you are

[dogpuppy]

[maja-paja]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[alyssathestormwitch]

[horsefigureoftheday]

Nova's tips for beating the heatwave:

1. Check that you have good access to shade trees, a shelter custom made to fit you and all your friends, and plenty of good airflow

2. Find the hottest, sunniest, and least windy part of you pasture and lay down

3. Make sure you look as much as possible like you have died of heatstroke

4. Get your friends in on it

[prince-of-goths]

A horse's biggest purpose in life is to make you think they died

[teathattast]

[patterns-pets]

When cats put their whole body into making a sound. Only to be squeak.

[ripe]

loungetoy on twitter

[marinebiologyshitposts]

such a handsome strain of koi!

[bunjywunjy]

*shoves one of these raccoons into a sack in a cruel and ultimately misguided attempt to destroy the moon and depower the ocean*

[sindri42]

NO

[girlnumbers]

aauuauauuuhahauaauhahHh euehhgah gweyeyhhhhhahhh nnnhnmnggjannm

[honorculture]

[utopians]

it's literally all about having a primary public gender and a secondary personal gender

[desolationlesbian]

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

[deathtofun]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

[regularlesbian]

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

[villainessbian]

*screams of a witch burning at the stake*

THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO

*Gregorian chanting*

13.21

*leper bell ringing*

HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM

*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*

WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES

LITURGIES

AND MORE LITURGIES

*Templar knights praying out loud*

THIS ISN’T THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

[lelouch]